A garel is similar to a girl, but when pronounced correctly using a slight Welsh accent (and when used effectively to diffuse any number of awkward social situations), people will, by and large, like you more and be more receptive to your ideas.

Company Overview: We aim to make the word “garel” mainstream by showering our readers with A) a consistently voluptuo ...us Garel of The Week (GOTW) and B) a zany amassment of remarkably garish cartoons, napkin doodles, claymation videos, homemade greeting cards, “poetry,” pictures of animals with captions, useless superhero comics, and other dark, dismal and original creations.

Play a (very) small part in history and join the cause. Become a martyr for our revolution by giving us permission to sell your body parts to the Nigerian Rebel Party in exchange for gold.

Mission: Complete control and early parole.

Products: Homemade ham sandwiches. Autographed Ty Cobb memorabilia (by us, not him). Authentic Wolf Blitzer masks (selling fast).