You know your addicted to MySpace when.. -When the first thing you do when you get up in the morning is check your myspace. -When you post stupid updates of every little thing in the bulletin section. -When you have myspace as your home page! -When You listen to music on Myspace only and never buy albums -When you spend an hour looking at your profile and don't realize it - When you hit refresh over and over to see if you got new comments - when you actually go a myspace party, who the hell does that? -When its 4am and your still up checking your myspace. - When Myspace is on your phone -When your stalking your exs on myspace - You have 10,000 friends and don't know who any of them are -When you spend over an hour filling out a stupid survey -When you dedicate hours "souping" up and making your myspace page look nice -When you use myspace as a place to hook up with strangers. -When you spend your day on the Myspace forums and get no where -When you have 5 profiles made for no reason -When you take hundreds of pictures of yourself, JUST to put them on MySpace. Thanks to KoiKitsune2006 for helping me with ideas!
12 things that piss us off about driving. This is better than road rage, this is The 12 Fuck You's of Driving! Send this to shitty drivers that you know or people you know who BREAK THE 12 FUCK YOU's! This is Episode #7 of The 12 Fuck You Series Music: Connor Pelkey (CyriltheWolf) - Progessive Morphology http://cyrilthewolf.newgrounds.com Salin Cheewapansri - Drummer Girl's Live Solo http://www.youtube.com/salin08
I'm MAD AS HELL Collaboration. The truth and reality of life in this world lies here. I'd like to thank all of you for participating in this video collaboration with me. Based off of and inspired by the movie Network (1976), and Mad Prophet Howard Beale. Cast: (in Alphabetical order) Vs. Dollar News by: zooming out video by news used fairly for educational purposes and was from: songs by Darkness (David Bates) - Darkness Album 1 song by Newgrounds user Cycerin - In A Pursuit Of Justice used with permission, the other news clips were used fairly for educational purposes. Aron's Websites:
We don't need another f*ck Viacom video, what we need is 12 F*CK YOU's of VIACOM. This video is a list of 12 things that piss me off about Viacom. You can help support this video by commenting, rating, responding and showing others! visit for more vids FU #1 The fact that Viacom thinks they own everything. They think they own every fucking piece of production that exists out there! The only thing Viacom owns is that giant head that's been stuck up their ass ever since YouTube was created. FU#2 The fact that Viacom steals other people's material and uses it on their shows. Now for a company that is a power hungry greedy corporation, that's fucking bullshit that Viacom is allowed to steal other people's material, but nobody is allowed to use Viacom's material. WTF YOU HYPOCRITES!? If your going to use others material without their permission, let others do the same for your own Viacom material. Bastards. FU #3 OK Viacom stop trying to pry into our private information. We have a right to privacy, and under no ethical rights do you have permission to access everyone's accounts and user names. How would you like it if everyone hacked into your headquarters and viewed your secret information. Think about it you retards. FU #4 Viacom's one billion dollar lawsuit against Google. Viacom claims that Google is responsible for allowing their material to be hosted on YouTube. When in reality all YouTube does is host videos, not upload them. Therefore YouTube is not responsible for any copyright material that is viewed on the site because they have no control of what the types of copyright videos are viewed on the site. Viacom, if you really want your material taken off a website, thats your fucking responsibility, NOT someone elses. FU #5 Viacom's videos are viewed by millions on the internet. Therefore they should stop bitching and be happy that websites are basically giving the company FREE ADVERTISEMENT. I mean shit, anyone else with a brain would be happy as hell to have their videos exposed and viewed by millions, FOR FREE. FU #6 FALSE DMCA's and Copyright Claims that have wrongfully filed against people who have no Viacom material in their videos. Viacom also files Copyright Claims for videos they don't own, and many innocent users have had their videos taken down because of Viacom's YouTube power trip. If any of you get wrongfully accused of copyright infringement, than file a counter notice and shove that notice straight up their tight asses. Oh and Viacom, if you want to DMCA me, DMCA THIS MOTHER FUCKER! FU #7 QUIT CRYING so many people enjoy watching Viacom material on the internet. Take it as a compliment, people enjoy television, and if you take what we enjoy on T.V away, than we won't fucking watch. FU #8 Nobody really knew who the fuck Viacom was until they started removing random videos on the internet. You should be happy Viacom, without your ridiculous copyright claims against people, most of us would never know or care who the fuck you are your stupid ass company is. Viacom is like Chris Crocker, they want fame and money in the worst way possible. FU #9 That stupid ass Judge Louis Stanton who ordered Google to hand over the private information of YouTube's user names, and viewing history. Now that's just fucked up, users can't help it if they accidentally view copyright material. Nobody can control who watches what, so leave it the fuck alone and let people be free to choose what they want to view. FU #10 That same dumbass Judge Louis Stanton also said it was ok for Viacom to search our I.P addresses, which gives them access to people's private documents on their personal computers. Its like if a Judge said it was ok for some dumbass corporation to search everyones car and house, it makes no sense, and its just plain wrong. FU #11 If Viacom videos are viewed so much on the internet, than why the fuck doesn't Viacom create its own video account and upload their own videos online? I mean Viacom would get all the millions of views, and all the money if they were to do that. So it makes sense right, but no Viacom won't do that because they are a bunch of stupid uptight douche fags who don't know how to control their own fucking broadcasting material. FU#12 Now Viacom does have rights. They have rights to protect their property, but they have no rights to view and take down OUR PROPERTY. Viacom is being flat out ludicrous with its hypocritical policies and poor marketing decisions, and they are only making their company image look worst. I mean after seeing what Viacom did on Google/YouTube, would any of you invest your money in Viacom now? FUCK NO! Viacom, we as the people, out number your over inflated corporate heads. We, as the people, HAVE RIGHTS too, and under no rights, can you ever take down our personal videos, and our personal information, ever AGAIN.
Here is a video that includes a list of Things we share together, little experiences we all go through in life, but rarely talk about. What are some of YOUR own personal experiences that you'd like to share? 1. Did you ever dial someone'e phone number, and then all of a sudden you forget who your calling? So you answer the phone your like "uhh. hello...." And your waiting for them to say their name! 2. Did you ever call someone, and as soon as they answer their phone, you forget why you were calling them? And when the person answers your tell them "sorry, I forgot why I called you!" 3. Did you ever drive down the road, and you realized that you missed a cut off or turn five blocks back? So you have to go take a detour to another location, and you have to act like you were planning to go detour all along so you don't look stupid! 4. Did you ever misplace your wallet or keys, and you look high and low to search for it, only to find out its in right your pocket? Did you ever have someone blame you for losing their belongings, and they find out that their belongings are right in front of their face!? Or have you ever blamed someone else for losing your belongings, and as soon as you find it, you feel really bad for putting all the blame on someone else when it was your own fault!? 5. Did you ever hum a tune to a song you liked, and then all of a sudden the song your humming starts playing on the radio!? And for a second you could have sworn you had psychic powers! 6. Did you ever drink so much alcohol one night that you pass out, and wake up the next day with a splitting headache? And the hang over and the pain is so unbearable, that you swear to yourself that you'll never drink again, only to go out drinking AGAIN THE NEXT NIGHT!? And you go drinking with the same people and at the same place as the night before!! 7. Did you ever go to the beach, and your swimming on the shore while the waves are constantly hitting your body? And then when you leave the beach, you could swear that there were still invisible waves out there hitting your body!? 8. Did you ever wake up in the morning, and saw that you were late for school or work? So you rush as fast as you can to get ready for school or work, and when your heading out the door, one of your family members asks you "Where are you going". And you say "to school and work", and your family member says "There is no school and work today it's a HOLIDAY TODAY!" 9. Did you ever have a dream, and in that dream the telephone rings, and you wake up from that dream to actually hear the telephone ringing! How the heck does that happen!? 10. Did you ever walk forward, but with your head looking in a different direction, and then you end up walking into something. And the first thing you do is look around you to make sure nobody saw what had just happened!? 11. Did you ever study for a test, for hours, days, weeks maybe? And your so sure that when the test comes you'll ace that test, but as soon as the actual test starts, your brain can't think and you forget everything you studied!? 12. Did you ever make fun of someone else's misfortune, and then the next day that same misfortune you were making fun of happens to you. Then you say to yourself "Why did I make fun of that person for?". And then it hits you, BACHEE -- What goes around, comes around? Inspired by George Carlin, RIP For more videos visit Aron's Personal Website at: used with permission by
Harness the power of the ultimate Hater Drink! *This is a parody I did of Powerthirst. If you've never seen Powerthirst you might not get this video. Drink Parody Powerthirst 3 Internet Tough Guy Haters Hating Hate
I always seem to know what cards people stop at, and even what cards people choose. This is an original variation of a classic magic trick, I call it Super Psychic Stops. Its got a nice buildup sequence with a KICKER ENDING that leaves the audience shocked in aw! I've literally gotten applauses from crowds when performing this trick flawlessly. Intro Music:
Thanks to everyone who contributed to this! This was based off an earlier "Interactive Video" contest in which I asked users to submit their own ORIGINAL Chuck Norris facts. This video show cases the best ones I received. The next video coming out on this channel will be the 12 FU's Of Newgrounds!! To read the full list of the 60 Original Chuck Norris Facts, see my myspace blog here: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&fr... To see the Interactive Video I made, see it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWzjvefmVGI Intro Music: Mushy - Moca http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/usersViewSingle.php?id=528100 Main Music: David Bates - Darkness Album 2 http://www.myspace.com/leopardreaper *All audio is original and used with permission from the respective artists.
Create an original Chuck Norris Fact/Joke and post it as a comment, OR post your favorite Chuck Norris Fact of all time in the comment section! The winners and best ones will be added in this video description. Lets go! Intro Song: Moca - Mushy Thangs http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/usersViewSingle.php?id
My contribution to BigAl2k6's lulz. courtesy of Anamanaguchi - Flora Fauna you want to create your own de-motivational posters, click here. pictures were either created, edited, or found by Aron Ching himself through the fair use of Google's image search engine. *Oh and I created this video just for fun and as a joke, so don't take it TOO seriously