Oh aye... hey up and sithi as a daft chap from Wigan, Northern England says some typical phrases along with cheap makeup (done with ketchup, flour, toothpaste etc. etc.)
Join in with this one... you'll need a teabag, access to boiling water, sugar, a spoon... oh and a decent video you've picked up off the carboot sale.
Folk music... the Smiths... "This Charming Cat"... and refeneces to Arthur Carrot - find out more here!
Relax folks, this is nothing too taxing... just Frankie Fishcake, the opinionated cat introducing himself to youtube. Find out what he has to say here.
"What's that on the end of your nose?" asks Frankie... find out here!