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This is when our operation started to come together. We got the sound, got the music, got the FX, got the swag! In this episode of Mama's Cookbook from the Mama's Cookbook DVD, Jenny teaches you how to perfectly make and season your most essential leafy green vegetables. Adding more leafy greens to our diet has significantly improved the quality of our life. Many people seem to not like them but we think it's just cuz they don't know how to make em right! Cuz when you make em right, they are mmm mmm good! Be sure to give your food a kiss, grow your own if you can, shower it with love while you cook, and sing a song of joy before you eat! TaDa! Time to go! Time to eat! Follow your Dreams! Become a Funkateer!
We are bout teach YOU how to make a tasty bowl of quinoa! With a Chinese clay pot no less, sure to impress Manchurian neighbors and yogi-granola-hippie-types of the opposite sex. Quinoa is our favorite grain because it has all of the sustenance and fullness of wheat, but none of the corresponding heaviness. You can eat a big bowl and still feel good and light and satiated. It is a rare grain, the queen of grains if you will. While being tasty, it can also be troublesome to make, especially for the uninitiated. But have no fear, for Jenny Funkmeyer will lead the charge and show you the way into your very own New Reality Quinoa Cooking Operation (TM). By the by, we have now moved into phase 2 of our live production behemoth, sure to blitzkrieg through planet Earth at such a rapid pace of evolution that people will but wonder, where did these wily Funkmeyers come from? Well! We thought you'd never ask! The Funkmeyers, like any good emergent property of a system, simply by following their excitement, fill in evolutionary gaps in order to create something that is exactly appropriate for its time and environment. Soooo.... Do enjoy, do spread love, do follow your excitement, and do get down with the Funkateer movement! It's 2012 Yall! Let's get it poppin! Much love Jenny & Otis Funkmeyer
So! On the evening of New Year's Eve 2011 we decided that rather than attend one of the many parties in our metropolis, we would instead get to work! Get a jump on 2012 if you will! After months and months of preparation, planning, purchasing, and practicing, we are now ready to unveil the Funkmeyer Green Screen Bonanza! In our first episode, Jenny Funkmeyer teaches you how to make a GOOD CUP OF TAYYYY! A GOOD CUP OF TAYYYY is to be enjoyed on any and all days and is one of the most important facets of civilized cultured and of the New Reality (TM). Please, make sure to enjoy your tea responsibly and with love. Happy New Year's from one of the very first moments of 2012. We think it's an auspicious time as we began shooting at around 12:06 AM. We love you so Jenny & Otis Funkmeyer
We are having an incredible permaculture event on Sunday, December 13. Here is the info! Full Flyer: http://funkmeyers.com/images/funky-happy-sunday.jpg Hello friends, Come and join us at FUNKY HAPPY SUNDAY: Permaculture Digging Extravaganza Workshop. JOAN STEVENS, famous permaculture diva, known to the in crowd as Mama Botanica, will lead us in a hands-on cardboard sheet mulching workshop and teach us how to plant a ground crop to prepare the soil for winter. We will plant a grapefruit and an apple tree too. TONY MOSS, designer of the Funkmeyer Garden, permaculture designer, Mr. Green-Thumb Giant himself will walk us around the garden and talk about what has been planted and his vision of the New Reality edible backyard garden. OTIS FUNKMEYER, the Uncle of Funk, will do an electrifying robot dance performance for you and teach you the moonwalk! JENNY FUNKMEYER, Kwan Yin-Embodiment of Love, will serve you a raw food lunch of Jenny's Crazy Good Cauliflower Pate and Oti's Mo Better Cheesey Cheese Cheese Kale Chips (made without Cheese). Refreshments of homemade Kombucha tea and Alkalinized water drenched with love vibration await your arrival. FEE for this event is $15 in advance and $20 at the door. Please RSVP to email@example.com and see www.funkmeyers.com/events for more information. This is a limited engagement so be sure to register in advance. Event Information: Funky Happy Sunday: Permaculture Digging Extravaganza December 13th 11am to 3pm New Reality Garden - 2033 S. Spaulding Ave., LA, 90016
Today was (largely unbeknownst to us) Memorial Day and we were in a bit of a melancholy mood. It was one of those days where it just hits you that this life adventure is fleeting and all of the ups and downs and highs and lows all kind of fade into non-existence pretty quickly. It's the kind of thing we don't look at enough--I think if we did, we'd share our love a lot more with one another. So here's us, sharing our love with you. Cuz truly... WE LOVE YOU! Jenny
Take a dash of hard work and a day without a shower and you get the latest genius from the Funkmeyer camp: Funkmeyer Armpit Perfume. Cheap, Easy, Effective. The Funkmeyer Way!