Xposer loses control of Jaqkelyne Uzzine on a photo shoot. He gets totally P0WNED!
Weird hardboiled egg blowers unite! Blow those eggs right out of the shell.
There are two types of guys: the ones who can rebuild an engine while chugging a beer...and the ones who can't even find the spare. I have it bad for one of them and WonderHowTo . com is gonna help you figure it out which one so we can get our motors running! MWAH! ;) Jaqk PS. I shot these awhile back and just got my hands on a copy...I couldn't wait to show you guys...and girls!
"I never considered myself a dog person, but when I heard Jaqkelyne loves puppies I scrambled to my nearest puppy mill and caused a riot. Just think, at you can not only learn how to pick the perfect puppy for you, but also how to train him to help me pick up chicks in the park. Thanks Jaqkelyne!" -some horny intern at wonderhowto . com Well, girls...i have to say that the only thing better than puppies is the dogs that they become....after this shoot I wanted a dog sooo badly! One day. :) jaqk
LOL...gals and guys, here is another one of the ads I did for wonderhowto. This is from the shoot where we built the slip n slide and I almost killed myself...the baby oil moistened my skin at least...what an amazing shoot. xo jaqk "Sultry Jaqkelyne is back to tell us why Star Wars Figures are better than other action figures. Who knew collecting anything could be so sexy? Be forewarned, when Jaqkelyne plays with your action figures, you might need more protection than your Darth Vader shaped action-figure case you have been hiding in your parents basement. May the force be with you, jaqkelyne."
Yep, Jaqkelyne really does hate cats. What can we say..on the set she was supposed to love them, but made us change it. Enjoy! ;) Jaqk ps. they aren't kidding. i really do hate cats and told them so. I pwned them. lol.
Aren't geeky guys who sit at their computers all day creating alternate worlds just the sexiest men alive? Jaqkelyne thinks so and we can't even tell you how much she fantasizes about being with guys who create all those particles play with all their layers! Mmmm...wonderhowto . com lives! xo Jaqk ps. the funny thing is they had a girl on the set doing computer stuff and she was totally hot. Shh, I'll never talk.
I love to use Taxidermy to make my own tight leather outfits that show off my boobs and butt. ;O xo Jaqk
Here is a video I was featured in for a new website called In this video I speak a few words of Russian. I did a series of videos for them. I will post them all eventually. Hope you all like my acting, xo ;O Jaqk
This one is so fun cause of the effects they used the editing...it's like i'm twins! Can you imagine? ;O jaqk "Whats poppin Essae? You got your lowrider stallion pimped up enought for jaqkelyne or what? Better hit wonderhowto . com and check your hydraulics, yo!!"