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A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready.

At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the best he can to hold his gas. This is some serious stuff too, ...beer and beef burrito farts - the stuff dreams are made of. Luckily, just before he was about to explode Spot, the family dog, jumps on his lap as he sits on the couch. He figures it’s safe to let out alittle bit of the pressure and and if anyone notices they’ll think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks to himself, “Thank God! They think the dog did it.” Seizing the opportunity, he lets out another fart and the woman, again, yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a few more farts when, finally, the woman yells loudly, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you!”



I also have an account on YouTube called "PComputerFixer". That is my sister account, which might have the same videos that I do. That is because I own those videos and that those videos are mine. I created them basically. So if any of you little YouTube or Metacafe people are like, "Wow, this video was on MetaCafe and Youtube, this must be copyrighted, I better shut down their account", you better not, because both of these accounts are mine. This same message should also appear on my Youtube Webpage.

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Best Web Browsers

Added 07-Sep-08
Rated 4.40 | 284 Views | 0 Comments
The Top 6 Best Web Browsers in the World. Compared by speed, versatility, appearance, and popularity.
Submitted by: John Tech Locke
Best Web Browsers 08:57

How to Make Firefox Faster

Added 28-Jul-08
Rated 3.34 | 229 Views | 0 Comments
I honestly believe that this does not work, but a lot of people wanted me to post this, because they think it helps.
Submitted by: John Tech Locke
How to Make Firefox Fa... 02:18

How to Share A Folder on a...

Added 26-Jul-08
Rated 3.08 | 410 Views | 0 Comments
Tutorial. Easy. Fast. Free
Submitted by: John Tech Locke
How to Share A Folder... 03:29

How to Make Windows XP Look...

Added 10-Jul-08
Rated 3.22 | 2,023 Views | 1 Comment
After you download the file, reboot (restart) your computer. Please select the, "I will manually Restart The Computer Button instead of the, "Reboot...
Submitted by: John Tech Locke
How to Make Windows XP... 02:44

Hidden Music in Windows XP

Added 09-Jul-08
Rated 3.05 | 832 Views | 2 Comments
This video will show you hoe to listen to the hidden Windows Music.
Submitted by: John Tech Locke
Hidden Music in Window... 01:59

How to Get Macintosh Cursors...

Added 07-Jul-08
Rated 3.23 | 1,552 Views | 0 Comments
This is a tutorial showing you how to get Macintosh Cursors for a Non-Macintosh Computer. I have tried this on Windows XP and Vista, and should also...
Submitted by: John Tech Locke
How to Get Macintosh C... 03:36

Fix Windows Task Manger

Added 01-Jul-08
Rated 3.42 | 1,388 Views | 2 Comments
Is your Windows Task Manager not showing everything, only the list of the processes or tasks, and no tabs?! Then this video will show you how to fix...
Submitted by: John Tech Locke
Fix Windows Task Manger 04:27

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