Nothing about this blind date was what I expected it to be.
Everything looked like it was going so well, then, BAM, warm garbage. Time to make a swift getaway!
"It smelled like a circus in his car... I think I puked a little bit in my mouth."
I was trying to be sensual. Trying, but definitely NOT succeeding!!
Dating a millionaire looked good on paper, but the reality was a million miles away.
Have you ever played 'Fluffy Bunny'? You should, it's fantastic... not!!
At five in the morning what else is there to do except put on a bathing costume and slip into the hot tub?
We started drinking early and by the evening I was more drunk than I have ever been. Ever.
Nobody beats the collection of characters that turn up to one of my family's Christmas dinners.
"My mom... I don't think she's been proven to be crazy... but she's, like, craaaaazy."
My parents packed me off to a "Fitness" camp. Ididn't know what to tell my friends. It was wild.
Sometimes my Mom is just plain nuts, but don't try to tell me yours is any different!!
It was only supposed to be a little fart, but someone didn't get the memo!!
Looking to enjoy a little "Me"-time, I didn't expect to be interrupted. This was not my finest moment.
For some reason, after this, my Dad would never let me borrow his car again. How mean!!
Note to self: Never pee in a hole if you don't know what's in it!!
Stuck in Europe, busting for a pee, the only thing to do is find somewhere away from everywhere and everyone. At least that was the plan.