Words of Wisdom:
Eat desert first.
The main course might kill you.

Never make a woman angry
She probably owns Stilletos.

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run in back of car get exausted.

Man who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs.

Man who stand on top of tolilet is high on pot.

Always count your beans
Neve ...r put in 240.

T.V is chewing gum for the eyes.

The only time a woman succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

Random sayings (Billy and Mandy):
Push the button
Pull the chain
Here comes the chocolate choochoo train.

Violets are blue
Roses are red
we're comming aboard
Prepare to eat lead!

Shouldn't you be paying outside or something?

Things are not always as they appear.