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    Hamster On A Walk 03:17

    Hamster On A Walk

    by The police (2/1/08) 495 views

    Spencer buys a hamster and takes him on a walk. To see 5 minutes of unedited footage, click here: disabled the ratings and comments because there is a small but vocal group that gets touchy when I put a hamster in a blender with fava beans and a nice chianti. Actually the thing people should be getting upset about is the children without seat belts. The hamster is a rodent who spent his days in a 1 foot smelly petstore cage, and wasn't hurt (harness around chest not neck). He's since forgotten his 5-minute walk in the fresh air. But that's mostly because we strapped his leash to the back bumper and kinda forgot about that until we got home. Poor little guy probably kept up with us for the first mile or so from Target. There can be no satire without ire. Sorry to those of you that unsubscribed over this like TheMeltingSnowman. You'll miss our celebrated "Midgets Tossing Kittens" video next week. Thanks to Jonathon Roberts for the most excellent music:

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    Learn German With SpeedyConKiwi! (Hi. Bye. Thanks.) 07:10

    Learn German With SpeedyConKiwi! (Hi. Bye. Thanks.)

    by The police (2/1/08) 784 views

    Episode two!! Hello = Hallo Good morning = Guten Morgen Good evening = Guten Abend Good day = Guten Tag Good night = Gute Nacht Goodbye = Auf Wiedersehen Bye = Tschüß/Ciao See you soon = Bis bald See you later = Bis später See you tomorrow = Bis morgen Please = Bitte Thank you = Danke You're welcome = Bitte (You could also use "Gern geschehen", but I forgot to mention it.... meh... sorry, stupid me, will add it next time. But "bitte" is perfectly correct. Duh!) I hope this was helpful, and if you have any suggestions, feel free to tell me in the comments!

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