went on a date with a girl who was really hot 5 years ago, when she was 19. Everyday uses of the term "Jackbird" Are some men born to be Chubby Chasers? NEW Kicking The Dog Movie Poster Ritter "Alone" Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v
Matt tries to convince his buddy Josh to wear a condom he already had on his wiener. His solution to this dilemma almost makes it seem plausible. To be Released on DVD at all MAJOR RETAILERS on April 21, 2009. One of the funniest movies you will ever see. Order NOW at Amazon, Best Buy, Netflix, Blockbuster, Hollywood Video and Target and have it delivered to your door on April 21. A great film to watch with friends while having a few beers - and you'll be quoting it for years. The song is "Monday" by Ritter. Students can get a shirt at kickingthedog.com
A Public Service Announcement I made regarding Styrofoam, entitled "Styrofoam and You". A hippie friend stopped by my house and harassed me about using a big styrofoam plate to eat a sandwich and suggested that I could reach nearly 200 people on youtube and educate them about styrofoam. Don't forget to subscribe. It's gonna be legendary.
I drank homemade wine and woke up in a fort made out of my fooseball table. I was confused. My gf started going to the gym, which means I'm getting dumped soon. Drink Guinnes, Drink Responsibly - wtf? Subscribe on youtube, jackbird.
How I tricked a girl into getting drunk. I had to give both my rubbers to a buddy, which saved me. When my parents thought I had "experimented". A person found $13k in a cereal box. I wrote and directed the feature film KICKING THE DOG, which will be on DVD everywhere April 21, 2009. Check out the crazy story behind this movie at: http://www.kickingthedog.com STUDENTS can get a free shirt.
I discovered the biggest difference between "adult" movies and "real" movies and it's not what you expect. I got a "wiener-cozy" for Christmas! People drive wheelchairs on the street in Delaware. Throwing paint on bikers. I wrote and directed the feature film KICKING THE DOG, which will be on DVD everywhere April 21, 2009. Check out the crazy story behind this movie at: http://www.kickingthedog.com STUDENTS can get a free shirt.
I helped the elderly this week! My infatuation with bras. I'm might buy magnum sized jimmies.
A guy pays $240,000 for a LightSaber, then finds out that lightsabers are NOT real!! A porn addiction PSA. Why the Governor of Illinois doesn't qualify to be a true Jackbird. Bob Dylan and more! SUBSCRIBE you S.O.B.
A cute girl has been hanging out at my house, which has cramped my internet porn addiction - find out how I solved the problem. Plus, why the PSU Mascot is NOT a Jackbird for getting a DWI. A 70 year old gave birth? My bailout plan.