A doctor of newtopathy, fellow to the Amphibious Chair of Lakehead University, and amateur academic in Newt-onian physics, she offers her expertise to help you with your piddling little problems. Dr. Newt answers viewers e-mails dealing with a wide range problems in both work and personal situations. It's kind of like Ask a Ninja, but with a newt, which is much better ... because it's been scientifically proven by Dr. Newt herself that amphibians are smarter than ninjas, samurai or any others of the martial arts ilk!

Dr. Newt has the ability to sum your life in a few seconds with a pithy response that make you all the better for having watched. Even if you weren't the one who asked the question. Her sharp wit and homey newt analogies cut quickly to the heart of any situation. Aiding in her endeavour to help others is one Trevelyan Q. Lampman, the long lost descendant of the famed, but forgotten 19th century Canadian poet Archibald Lampman. Having inherited his ancestor's well documented literacy, Lampman, otherwise known as Guy #1, reads the viewers questions on the air so that Dr. Newt has time to formulate an articulate response. Once she gets rolling, watch out! You might just get slapped down by the Big Tail of Learnin'!