Do you remember Hurricane Katrina? Do you remember breast cancer? Do you remember the Attractive Eighties Women? I do.
I ran into Prince$$ Geniu$ (formerly Princess Genius) from the superstar sex trance dance-lerotica music group Le SexoFlex. She showed me a sneak peek of their new music video for their new super mega hit Poop on Face. I couldn't show any of it, but YOU are going to be blown away. Pulling from such musical and visual influences as Lady Gaga and Good Burger, this song, this video is a triumph of humanity, profanity, poop, and sexiness. It gave me the weirdest boner I have ever had. Be sure to check it out when it drops on the Internet 2010. Download free music from Le SexoFlex at
I need to find Youtube star Shane Dawson... it's pretty important, so important that I had to go out and physically try to hunt him down. Yep, no time to waste Googling for hours in search of leads. I had to take my search to the streets. Shane, If you see this, I do actually need to talk to you. You can find out more about me at:
Recently, I hung out with a Hawaiian chicken named Balance. He and I got really close in the short amount of time we spent together. We went clubbing, hung out, played video games, and read books together.
This is a spec commercial I did for ADASport.com - - a company that I am working with now. Maybe if they like it, or it gets enough hits, they will want to put it on TV, or maybe they will just get mad at me.
Not a lot of people know about Santa Claus Jr. or Nick Jr. It's tough growing up in the shadow of one of the most important international figures of all time, and trust me, it's even colder in the shade in the North Pole. Keeping track of your feelings is hard. Presents don't mean the same thing as they do to all the other kids, and Snowmen... well Snowmen are Snowmen... man.
An Open Letter To Johnny Depp and Jerry Bruckheimer: Dear Sirs, It has come to my attention that you are planning on producing a fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean film. I would like very much to portray a pirate in said film. I submit for your consideration this body of pirate acting. Thank you for your time, and I hope this message reaches you in good spirits. Fondly, Chuck McCarthy
Tiger Woods loose his endorsement deal with Nike? NO WAY! Check out this new Nike ad campaign geared to get behind Tiger.
Things get a little weird late night. The line between real and real weird gets blurry. Augment your taste buds. Augment your reality. You're not going crazy. You just have a bag of Doritos Late Night in your hand. NOW PUT EM IN YOUR MOUTH! Is it 3:33AM? Check out: it 4:32AM? Check out: it 4:44AM? Check out: by is that sexy mystical ram girl? Molly McAleer.
Do you have a problem? Katerina Knows. Do you seek answers? Katerina Knows. Have you lost a loved one? Katerina Knows. Drawing on ancient mystery mystic secrets passed down from the ages, Katerina uses her inner crystals of Scoluron to divine the future and console the past.