'GooNeR - 'TIL I FUCKIN' DIE....

....THEN SOME!

eie The H.E.R.D. - R.I.P. The Bear!

Born in Mill Hill/Burnt Oak, Middlesex(Greater London!), but now live in West Yorkshire, England.... via, Bedfordshire, Birmingham, Coventry, Dublin(Ballyfermot, and Ballymun - Rough as fuck.... but made me the person I am!!), Northolt, Middx, S. Harrow, Middx and Dewsbu ...ry & Wakefield, West Yorkshire!!

Was born a GooNeR, and will die a GooNeR!! Family owned 'The Arsenal Pub back in the late 60's-70's, so have been watching the team since I could crawl!!...... Funnily enough!! After a night on the shandy, I still watch 'em and crawl... hey!! You gotta toast 'perfection when you see it!!! lol

Fun-loving criminal, professional pervert, and lover of all things female!! lol.... (except.... the 'newly' transformed lady-boy! I'll leave that to the TottyScum Hotpants fannies!! I am an Architect, and, sadly, you may think... I love my work!

Good for a laugh... the sicker, and more 'ist', the better! Can take a dig at myself, and laugh, so please no prima-donna's!!??

Favourite comedians include...
Lee Evans, Peter Kay, Paul Kaye, Chris Rock, Roy 'Chubby' Brown, Robin Williams, and of course, the King of Stand-up... Richard Pryor! A true genius, before his time!

Musical tastes... Many, and varied... a li'l bit o' everything!!

Favourite Movies....
The Medusa Touch, The Shawshank Redemption, Zulu, Dogma, McVicar, Scum, Where Eagles Dare, Who Dares Wins... and many, many more!!!! lol

Favourite Authors include...
Tom Sharpe, Alf White aka Fames Herriott, Nick Hornby.... and similar!



AS WE GROW UP!!!
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"AS WE GROW UP...
**We learn that even the 'one person' that was never supposed to let you down probably WILL...
**YOU will have YOUR heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time...
**YOU'LL break hearts too... so REMEMBER how it felt when YOURS was broken...
**YOU'LL fight with YOUR best friend... YOU'LL blame a 'new love' for things an 'old one' did...
**YOU'LL CRY because time is passing too fast...
.....and YOU'LL eventually LOSE someone YOU Love...

***SO, TAKE TOO MANY PICTURES... LAUGH TOO MUCH... and LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT because every sixty seconds YOU spend upset is a minute of happiness YOU'LL never get back.........."



Maxims for Life
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1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favorite poem.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
9. Love deeply and passionately... You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slow but think quick.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?".
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mom.
16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self, Respect for others, Responsibility for all your actions.
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
22. Marry a man you love to talk to. As you get older, his conversational skills will be as important as any other.
23. Spend some time alone.
24. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
26. Read more books and watch less TV.
27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time
28. Trust in God but lock your car.
29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all youcan to create a tranquil harmonious home.
30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
31. Read between the lines.
32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
33. Be gentle with the earth.
34. Pray -- there's immeasurable power in it.
35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
36. Mind your own business.
37. Don't trust a man who doesn't close his eyes when you kiss him.
38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
41. Learn the rules then break some.
42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
44. Remember that your character is your destiny.
45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
...---------------And don't ever forget
--------------------------------... even a day --
--------------------------------... very special you are.