Oh, the iPad. This product brought DesignMinstrel out of retirement. This a parody of the useless, dumbed down Apple Product.
A classic Christmas song rewritten for modern times. THe lyrics and all of my other songs can be found at http"//www.designminstrel.com
This is my braggy song about the new Macbook Pro. It highlights features such as backlit keyboard, Intel Core Duo, Unibody aluminum design, and much more!
It's here. Adobe CS4 Master Collection came in the mail!
Lyrics can be found at http://www.designminstrel.com. Happy Halloween 2008 from Matt Maxwell at Design Minstrel! Dedicated to Danny who lost his Mac hard drive today. My ghoulish condolences!
My attempt to paint a complete picture of where I think the mainstream graphic design culture is stuck. See all my videos at http://www.designminstrel.com. Here are the lyrics: Are you still here?...If you're a web designer you can just go home!I said If you're a web designer you can just go home!D-E-S-I-G-N-SN-O-B, yeah D-E-S-I-G-N-SN-O-BThe way I always dress is all in blackI have an iPhone I'm strictly MacI crave the white space And tiny typeI'm a perfectionist, ooh- so fussy fussyLegendary, and so-famousI get published, ooh-regularlyI'm a genius, conceptuallyCondescending, ooh - and bossy bossyI-get obsessed by little thingsbackwards quote marks make me meanTracking-and-kerning are-not-the-same-thingAnd-if-you-can-remember just one thing Helvetica is all you needAnd if you want to be like meJust give up, you'll never beAn icon, a-god, a fresh machineAt conferences, they honor meThey even have to pay a feeTheir-memberships fund-the trophyIf only the world were as bright as me Good design would set them freeNothing schlocky, or uglyAnd no roy-al-ty-freeOne dollar stock photographyI live alone, myawards on my wallsI have an exotic dogNamed him Saul BassI play an instrumentJust to show I'm notOne dimensional, ooh - so many talentsLegendary, so many facetsI get published, ooh-regularlyI'm a genius, conceptuallyCondescending, ooh -and bossy bossyI collect Ray-Gun-magazines, I of-course have all of them.Rolling Stone back issues, to worship the layout-of-themA pile thats so high I'll need an new Bauhaus shelf-for-themI-have every single CA and-have copied ideas from all of themI have enough-antique-toys in my office to fill-a-gymnasiumMy chair costs more than I pay my-assistant in monthShe does all the work and I get all the credit.But she's lucky to be here to learn from meI know its 2:30am but she CANT GO HOME!D-E-S-I-G-N-SN-O-B, yeah D-E-S-I-G-N-SN-O-BI only do printNot-web designThe InternetIs a waste of timeReal-design-is PantoneAnd offset, oh so glossy glossyI'm a genius, conceptuallyAnd I'm not obvious, ooh - that would not be meA perfectionist, so fussy, fussyCondescending, ooh and bossy, bossyNegative-feedback I won't hearMy creations I hold dearWhen you tell me that I'm wrongThat's when I say, "so long"You-say-my-hourly-rate's absurdI won't even hear a wordMy time's worth more than goldDespite my ADD - and I'm oldGuys like me are hard to findLike a diamond in a mineSpend ten minutes with meAnd you will clearly see You're inferior to meAll your desire in the worldWon't make-up-for-the-boundless talentThat I alone hold.The awards told me soAnd I gotta know Because I have won them allNow you've got to go....
The Flash Rock Star. A phenomenon - but how does one start on the path to fame and fortune?
This song is for all those creative workers at advertising agencies who stay up all night mounting creative ideas on foam core for client presentations.
Alas, the conflict between the left-brained Account Executives and the Creative Department. Let us celebrate our differences...
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