Doodiepants.com is a site dreamed up by 2 mild mannered internet pioneers by the names Caleb and Thad. After years of silly ideas, injuries, and failed attempts at greatness; the ‘moment of clarity’ fell upon us like a leper at a revival meeting. It’s funny where ‘clarity’ takes you. And it’s a very odd string of coincidence that got us here; but now…… ...…here we sit with a website, a bunch of tshirts, 2 coffee mugs, and the future staring us down.

Some of the poets of our era are already calling us “artists of the vernacular” and “wordsmiths of blogality”. The simple fact is, you can’t deny that the the word “doodie” makes nearly anything funny. We realize this and we have since age six. The term, “doodiepants” functions with perfect elegance and furious schoolyard sting. It’s a term for all the world to use. Why should kindergartners get all the fun?

Our mission will be to bedevil idiotic people, concepts, and websites with a good dose of common sense and reality along with help from our thousands of readers. We hope that the posted issues can bring about some entertaining and productive debates and that some of our more humorous postings bring on some hardcore LOL’in.