http://www.PhilJComedy.com to download this song (and lots of others) free. A modern take on the classic story. Rudolph, sick of being bullied, acquires firearms and plans to make his presence violently known. Does he actually do it? For fans of Tenacious D and people who hate Christmas music. Cover photo © Copyright Walter Baxter and licensed for reuse under a Creative Commons License.
Download NOW!!! Click Link Below: http://BestGuide4You.com/Download/1/?code=250 OR http://BestGuide4You.com/Download/1/?code=250 http://BestGuide4You.com/Download/1/?code=250 to download your free Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Digital Box Set, including this song. When I was a kid I was way into Greek mythology. I liked the names... Zeus, Athena, Poseidon... And when I was a teenager I actually dated a girl that had one of those cool mythological names. We didn't last very long, but I decided to write a song about her. For fans of Tenacious D, Flight of the Conchords, Stephen Lynch, and Garfunkel and Oates.
http://www.PhilJComedy.com to download a whole free album! Special guest appearance by Tah Phrum Duh Bush: http://www.TahOnline.com You can download this song and many others at http://www.RoadsideAttraction.com Fun Facts About This Video: - The song "If I Were A Girl" was originally to be a parody of Beyonce's "If I Were A Boy", but morphed into something completely different. The original chord progression is still hinted at in the middle section of the chorus. - The cashier at the dollar store where I bought the makeup asked if I was buying it for my girlfriend. When I told her it was for me in a music video, I'm pretty sure she didn't believe me. - I did this entire video looking into a camera monitor rather than a mirror, which meant everything was opposite and moved in the opposite direction. Hence me drawing some things in the wrong direction. - The people you see yelling "boobs!" during the chorus were audiences at my shows in San Francisco and Saratoga, CA as well as some comedian friends in the green room at the San Jose Improv. - There is a visual reference to a bit from my standup DVD "Be Yourself...Unless You're An Idiot". Can you spot it? - There is a not so hidden "Hidden Mickey" - I'm sure you can find it if you watch to the end. :) You can download this song and many others at http://www.RoadsideAttraction.com For fans of Stephen Lynch, Greg Behrendt, Flight of the Conchords, Garfunkel and Oates. But probably not Beyonce.
Download my greatest hits for free at http://www.PhilJComedy.com There are a lot of words used to describe the holiday season... Love, joy, brotherhood... But I think there's one word that really sums up the whole season. Incidentally, I call this style of music "Schmaltz-Punk". Download "Gimme Gimme" at http://bit.ly/gimmexmas
Women are always trying to look hot to attract the right guy. And right under their noses is a class of men that don’t care how hot they are. Geeks. Geeks don’t care if you’re super hot. Geeks care that you don’t have a penis. I originally wrote this song after performing at a breast cancer benefit event produced by an internet radio station that had a heavy geek following. There's nothing more exciting than seeing people in their element with their kind of people. And I was equally excited to see all the loving geek relationships at the event. So this song is about finding your perfect match. Even when two fives make a ten. Download this song at http://bit.ly/geeksong
http://www.PhilJComedy.com for free downloads. A friend asked me to write a song for her new baby and baby shower. Most people would write about all the potential good of a new life. I took a different tact.
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Disneyland makes a lot of money in secret ways the public doesn't realize. I got inside Disney info and need to share it with you. Let's connect! http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com http://www.facebook.com/philjohnsoncomedy
You know those songs that totally get stuck in your head and drive you nuts? And you're really not that fond of the song, but you still can't stop singing it? And you'd rather bang your head against a concrete wall then listen to another chorus in your brain? Yep, it's one of those. See and hear more at http://www.RoadsideAttraction.com Download the song and choose your own price at http://roadsideattraction.bandcamp.com/track/hello-little-monkey