She's just doing this to get through kindergarten.
Sometimes you gotta dig deep to get the answers.
Friends don't let friends' moms get double teamed by pandas.
There are some things books should NEVER be used for.
Sometimes you gotta give your Johnson a break.
It’s Senior year, and the Economy is spiraling outta control.
They’re like ornaments…but for your vagina.
Breaskfast just got a whole lot sluttier!
Let’s just can the innuendo and call a cucumber a dildo, here.
He’s not fat…he’s PREGNANT!
Don’t poke granny’s boyfriend, BEE-OTCH!
Speak to your kids about cooties...before cooties speaks to them first.
It's draft day. Will Chuck make the right pick, or will he crumble under the Zima and Spam-induced pressure?
A Good Samaritan comes to the aid of a woman in labor. Too bad she's not pregnant.
When an unemployed Fred Schneider, lead singer of The B-52's, applies for a day job, only one thing stands between him and success - his voice.