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So, you’ve been wondering, “Hey. I wonder what it’s like to have a micropenis.” That is fine. That makes sense. People want to know. What is a micropenis? What is it like to have one? How do you do everyday tasks with a mircropenis? Is having a micropenis the same thing as having a tiny dick? Like, is it a tiny dick contest? Is it just an elaborate small penis contest? No. It isn’t. It’s not that Howard Stern thing at all. Having a micropenis is an actual medical condition, it isn’t just being smaller than average down there in your pants area. It’s confusing, but luckily Ranker is here with an all new episode of The Internet is Your Fault to help clear a few things up for you. It has recently come to light that Adolf Hitler had not only an undescended testicle, but also a micropenis. Yikes… That might explain a few things. After looking through plenty of micropenis videos and pictures you could possibly find, you might be shocked to know hitler suffered from this whole micropenis thing -- he could tell you all about what it was like to have a micropenis. Thankfully we have internet is your fault for that -- without further ado, the show ladies and gentleman!
11 Mar 2016
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Today on Hard News, create a rift in your pants, multiple Assassin's Creed games are on the way, and a big question about Xbox One gets answered.
19 Jun 2013
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::::OPEN ME "you never know where a wolf might crouch, but his natural habitat's the casting couch..." YES!!!! THE CASTING COUCH DOES EXIST! does it happen everyday at every single casting you go to, generally no. and generally it only happens at the initial auditions with people who don't matter. MOST of the time, if they are legit and have a name they don't need to be skeezy to get in your pants (most girls will just do it at that point) POINT IS.... I get asked ALOT about the audition process. and sometimes its not about talent, its who you know, or what you'll do. "when you are born with sex appeal, in a forest called Hollywood, you'll find more wolves at your backdoor, than that little red riding hood" ;) HOWEVER... I am still optimistic that things can be done and goals can be accomplished with some hardwork. put in the time and effort, it may pay off, it may not, but hey! at least you tried... when I'm married with grandbabiies in my 70s, I won't have any regrets no matter where my path takes me. I'll never have a wouldof, shouldof, couldof, or if I did this differently. "reach for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars" so while this video is for entertainment purposes, I hope it answered some questions I get on this topic quite frequently. DISCLAIMER: as with all my videos, all ideas and content are mine. there is never a "script" for my videos, I just sort of improv as I go :) if you like these skits about real life, thumbs up this video to let me know, I LOVE DOING PARODIES ON HOLLYWOOD. its cray out here ENJOY :) YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!! ::::MORE TRISH ON THE WEB!!!!!!! tweet me trishapaytas like me on facebook *******www.facebook****/OfficialTrishaPaytas find me on tumblr! *******www.trishapaytas.tumblr**** instagram: trishapaytas king of the web *******kingofweb****/users/blndsundoll4mj ::::MY ONLINE STORE *******localhooker.bigcartel**** ::::CONTACT ME!!!!!!!! Trisha Paytas P.O. Box 19102 Encino, CA 91416 for business and bookings tpaytashotmail**** ::::CHECK OUT MY OTHER YOUTUBE CHANNELS! *******www.youtube****/iphonetrisha *******www.youtube****/thecatholicvlogger *******www.youtube****/myownrealityshow ox Trish
9 May 2013
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he Great Big Book of Hilarious Jokes To Share With Your Friends! NOTE: This ebook is for adults. It contains occasional instances of strong language and sexual reference.You're free to give this ebook to your friends, your website visitors, your Twitter Followers, your neighbors, your cat, that cousin you haven't see since you were a kid... jokes Example:A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his trousers. The Bartender says, "Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?" The man replies "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts example 2:A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a Bud. He says "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender doesn't understand but gives the man a beer. After 15 minutes the man orders a beer again saying "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks a little bit confused but pours the man a beer. This goes on the whole night and after the 15th beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "What do you mean with before problems start? And when are you going to pay for all the beers you drunk." The man answers "You see, now the problems start!" JUAN SOME MORE: JUST GET IT ONLY :$1.99 *******thegreatbigbookofhilariousjokes.blogspot****/2011/08/great-big-book-of-hilarious-jokes.html
26 Aug 2011
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BY STEVEN SPARKMAN ANCHOR ANA COMPAIN-ROMERO You're watching multisource tech news analysis from Newsy Tired of plugging in your mobile devices? Try charging them while you walk. Scientists from Georgia Tech have created what they call the first commercially viable nanogenerator. It’s a chip that uses your body as a power source. Metro explains how it works. “Hailed as a milestone, the tiny chip works by using zinc oxide nanowires so small that 500 could fit in a human hair. When they are strained or flexed, electricity is produced -- meaning any body movement from the pinch of a finger to a beating heart can generate power.” The researchers say this is the first of these generators that can deliver a high enough charge to power electronics. Lead researcher Z.L. Wang demonstrated to the American Chemical Society how the device produces as much electricity as a pair of AA batteries. “The major breakthrough we have made in last year is to boost up the power output. … So that means we have ten microwatts of energy output. How do we do this? It’s just any mechanical flicking like this. There’s two volts come off that.” The technology is so adaptable, it can be used practically anywhere. Wang said they’ve already experimented with lining a car tire with the devices. But Geek**** explains the use that’s getting tech addicts really excited: no more plugging in. “In principal, the nanowires are small enough to sew or embed into pretty much everything. … So if they were embedded in your pants, every step you take would generate a charge of electricity that could be funneled into an iPod or a battery pack… Pretty neat, huh? We’ll all be walking portable gadget chargers before we even know it.” If that’s not sci-fi enough for you, there’s even talk of using the human heartbeat to generate power. Tech bloggers are dreaming of heart-powered phones, but a writer for Register Hardware says it’s probably premature to line up for the iPulse. “Of course, actually implementing these devices as coronary iPod chargers isn't a top priority, but Wang's idea of a heart powered nano chip to run an implanted insulin pump is a more serious suggestion likely to get medical attention.” Wang says he hopes to bring the chips to the market in three to five years, ready to be put into shoes, tires, train tracks... Where else could they go? 'Like' Newsy on Facebook for updates in your news feed Get more multisource video news analysis from Newsy Transcript by Newsy
5 Apr 2011
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*******www.techwench****/why-nokia-refuses-to-pee-in-its-pants/ A debate that had been brewing for years was suddenly brought to international fame when none lesser than Anssi Vanjoki himself commented that using Android as a mobile software solution is like “peeing in your pants” for short term warmth. His words could not have been less explicit, and the flame wars it started on blogs all across the internet could not have been less heated. “Nokia just doesn’t get software,” claimed one. “True, it doesn’t ‘get’ software, because it is doing pretty well by making its own,” countered another.
8 Dec 2010
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From the outrageously filthy and oddly innocent comedienne Sarah Silverman comes a memoir—her first book—that is at once shockingly personal, surprisingly poignant, and still pee-in-your-pants funny. If you like Sarah’s television show The Sarah Silverman Program, or memoirs such as Chelsea Handler’s Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea and Artie Lange’s Too Fat to Fish, you’ll love The Bedwetter.
6 Apr 2010
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just a tiny promo of wowmimic elite of it queing, i couldn't show it fighting since you all might make a mess in your pants ;) wowmimic elite can fish, grind, repair, sell, keep items, and of course farm pvp with your patrol! *******www.wowmimic**** for more information _-~=*`TAGS DONT BOTHER READING`*=~-_ Tags: WoW world of warcraft PVP season game gold hack of video Free counter strike world of warcraft comedy macedonia makedonija wow cs mix 1.6 counter-terrorist terrorist funny powerleveling world warcraft gold guide vendors weath on wealth blizzard ban your account dontbuygold wealthonwarcraft**** wowgrrl making gold guide wow world warcraft gold hack cheat funny farming karazhan guide horde alliance leveling cha ching bling rich hundreds world of warcraft WoW gold Hack exploit cheat blizzard money cash free coin copper silver wow AH Auction House priest horde gold howto how to how-to wow private server 2.4.2 world of warcraft gadget orlandosentinel worldofwarcraft technology how to make gold fast in world of warcraft wow mining 50 80 WoW world of warcraft dupe duplicate items hack free ebooks WoW world of warcraft gold money rich wow world warcraft gold hack cheat funny farming karazhan guide horde alliance leveling leeroy jenkins ding lvl 70 epic flying mount pvp pve rp rap for the horde World of warcraft - wikipedia, the free encyclopedia world of warcraft - gold farming guide - zangarmarsh various herbs not much to do here if you're really looking for money, but it's a good low-level farming spot and it will. Making wow gold guide - world of warcraft some of the best secret gold farming areas/zones in world of warcraft again, this is how i made my money i've been playing this game since the first week it came out and i've. World of warcraft - gold farming guide - rare monsters currency: language wow farming leveling us world of warcraft us gold world of warcraft eu gold lord of the. Wow gold, world of warcraft gold world of warcraft - gold farming guide - rare monsters what do you want to hunt normal rare monsters (solo) or elite rare monsters (group).
9 Nov 2009
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just a tiny promo of wowmimic elite of it queing, i couldn't show it fighting since you all might make a mess in your pants ;) wowmimic elite can fish, grind, repair, sell, keep items, and of course farm pvp with your patrol! *******www.wowmimic**** for more information _-~=*`TAGS DONT BOTHER READING`*=~-_ Tags: WoW world of warcraft PVP season game gold hack of video Free counter strike world of warcraft comedy macedonia makedonija wow cs mix 1.6 counter-terrorist terrorist funny powerleveling world warcraft gold guide vendors weath on wealth blizzard ban your account dontbuygold wealthonwarcraft**** wowgrrl making gold guide wow world warcraft gold hack cheat funny farming karazhan guide horde alliance leveling cha ching bling rich hundreds world of warcraft WoW gold Hack exploit cheat blizzard money cash free coin copper silver wow AH Auction House priest horde gold howto how to how-to wow private server 2.4.2 world of warcraft gadget orlandosentinel worldofwarcraft technology how to make gold fast in world of warcraft wow mining 50 80 WoW world of warcraft dupe duplicate items hack free ebooks WoW world of warcraft gold money rich wow world warcraft gold hack cheat funny farming karazhan guide horde alliance leveling leeroy jenkins ding lvl 70 epic flying mount pvp pve rp rap for the horde World of warcraft - wikipedia, the free encyclopedia world of warcraft - gold farming guide - zangarmarsh various herbs not much to do here if you're really looking for money, but it's a good low-level farming spot and it will. Making wow gold guide - world of warcraft some of the best secret gold farming areas/zones in world of warcraft again, this is how i made my money i've been playing this game since the first week it came out and i've. World of warcraft - gold farming guide - rare monsters currency: language wow farming leveling us world of warcraft us gold world of warcraft eu gold lord of the. Wow gold, world of warcraft gold world of warcraft - gold farming guide - rare monsters what do you want to hunt normal rare monsters (solo) or elite rare monsters (group).
9 Nov 2009
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Don't fuck with a witch, just don't do it. If you do, you may end up coming in your pants -- but not in a good way.
19 Aug 2009
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you can now hold an ocean in your pants...and have a happier period. (this guy here (pointing thumbs at myself) - shivers...)
21 May 2009
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Even Black Hat Marketers have a code, (although most of it is how to make Google cry and put your competition in the poor house) you can download it here... (27 page underground PDF) BlackHatIsBackAgain.tk And don't worry, you can keep your wallet in your pants AND you don't even have to opt in. Consider it a gift from my friend Howie Schwartz. It's a blueprint on how he annihilates everything in his path when he decides to enter a niche. Better grab this now, because he said he's only going to allow 500 marketers who aren't afraid of their own shadows to have it
5 Apr 2009
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Well, the time has come where we need to come up with the perfect, short tagline that grabs people's attention and describes in a nutshell what we do, preferably with some humor so it is memorable. A close friend, Keith Fisher, came up with some really clever thoughts, see below. Our goal is to find ONE really good Tagline Don't Let Your Stuff Slow You Down 2 Don't Give Your Gadgets the Upper Hand 3 Take Back Your Commute 6 needs 1 more or 2 words Put Your Wires in Their Place 8 Put the Music Back in Your Life 6 Show Your PDA Who's Boss 3 Be Smarter than Your Smart Phone 2 Don't Let Your Wires Tie You Down 2 Connect When You Want To 4 has potential with more work/ words Connect on Your Terms 4 has potential Overcome the Clutter 2 Ditch the Office, Take the Toys 4 Great Tunes at a Moment's Notice 2 Man Purse? Rest in Peace 5 Just Say No to Fanny Packs 3 Just Say No to Man Bags 2 Who Says You Can't Take It With You? 4 has potential A Jacket that Would Make Q Proud 8 if you really could tie this one in better to BOND - I like this one Go On, Make a Spy Jealous 6 Freedom from Fanny Packs 2 Don't Let Your Stuff Get You Down 3 do not like the term STUFF Don't Let Your Stuff Slow You Down same as above Today's Digital Lifestyle,... Simplified. Sounds too much like your on your sofa listening to the stereo system Hide a Mobile Command Center in Your Pants ...... Free Your Hands and Your Mind Will Follow 4 has potential Look Like You Left it All at the Office 2 Chaos is for the Other Guy 2 Free Up for the Open Road 2 A Pocket For Everything, and Everything in its Pocket has potential Set a Speed Record through Airport Security has potential Give Your Wife Her Purse Back 2 Say Hello to Your Third Carry-on 5 Embrace Your Inner U-Haul 2 Take Life by the Pockets 5 Freedom from Belt Clips incomplete James Bond, Meet Giorgio Armani To Each According to His Carrying Capacity GOOD one It's Your Life, Take Control 3 Don't Be a Slave to Your Stuff 3 can be rewoirked better Put Your Clothing to Work for You 3 can be reworked Here are some suggestions: TEC YOU WEAR SEV - Your ultimate TEC cover-up. SEV - Your preferred protocol for personal placement Wear Your Tech… Without Looking Like it Travel Like a Geek – Just Don’t Look Like One. Never Let ‘Em See Your Tech Technology is Cool – Belt Clips Aren’t Carry Everything, but Look Like You’re Not. The Difference is Inside Who says you can't take it with you
10 Mar 2009
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Description: Keeping hold of every little detail, and tracking the exact location of all of your documents and media files can be tough so... so here's the enclosure that means you don't need to any more. *******www.Chinavasion****/vei3 . These days the documents and files on your computer mean just as much as the pictures on your wall. Take them whereever you want with Chinavasion's new 1.8 inch SATA drives. At just 1.8 inches thick these sleek silver beauties are slim enough to fit into your pocket but with either 120GB or 40GB of space at your disposal you know your files are ready for whatever life throws at you. See more great gadgets at *******www.chinavasion****/index.php/cName/electronic-gadgets-cool-gadgets/ or see the 1.8 inch sata drive first hand at *******www.Chinavasion****/vei3 .
9 Feb 2009
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Track eight from Dan Bull's 2009 album Safe. Safe is available to buy on CD from or to download for free in mp3 format from you're old and run down, what happens when you die? Not your soul but the dust and the ashes and the like After that time you've passed on and they're scattered and they lie Under the grass in a casket for time Until the last of your atoms has gone back to the matter That it had been a part of when the planet was gas dust At the instant you're officially a corpse This list of sick things begins kicking in with force The tempature of your body's inner core falls And this event is called algor mortis It's thought this happens cos your pulse has flattened So it halts the passage of the warmth and that But if you thought that that was a nauseous fact Then I ought to inform you what also happens The muscles in your ass pack up and relax So that all of that crap just stacks up in your pants Your blood runs back under the gravitational pull Then thickens and begins to coagulate plus Skin pallid, limbs all stiff This is called rigor mortis When you die Don't even bother thinking about floating to heaven When you die You won't burn in hell but you might roast in an oven When you die Don't even bother thinking of eternal paradise When you die You'll just be fertilising grass in this so-called afterlife After twenty-four hours or so You actually eventually swell up and bloat The gases inside you can't come out so they only Keep amassing 'til you're either really fat or explode But don't laugh, cos I mean it, that isn't a joke It'll happen to the Queen and the average bloke Bacteria starts devouring both Flesh and fat from your anatomy, out of your clothes Then it's down to the crows to come down and carry on Lunch out on carrion down to the bone Now you should know that even bones decompose If you leave them over an aeon or so There will be no trace of your dead corpse You'll be feeding potatoes and absorbed Dug up and eaten off a plate with salad raw I'm sorry to say I'm afraid that's the law Actions have reactions so it has to stop Every man since Adam's travelled back to the cosmos Rock to iron to steel and back to rust Ash to ash and dust to dust Ashes to ashes And dust to dust Ashes to ashes And dust to dust When you die Don't even bother thinking about floating to heaven When you die You won't burn in hell but you might roast in an oven When you die Don't even bother thinking of eternal paradise When you die You'll just be fertilising grass in this so-called afterlife
6 Jan 2009
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Is that a head in your pants or are you just happy to see Michael Cyril Creighton??? He's here to take you through the best new DVDs, including Iron Man, Run Fat Boy Run, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall!
3 Oct 2008
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