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Album: Darkness Descends Year: 1986 Lyrics: FEAR The world now stands ancient, showing her age Antique, senile, archaic Peroration impending, not one to assuage The human remnants of earth Pandemic winds chill the soul Eradication of the will Nihilism extracts its toll Frightening the meekly servile Sacrosanct, the religious ones Are fast becoming extinct Chaotic precursors of what will befall Permeate the night air The fear of the end preys on the minds Of all the soon-to-be dead With death at the hands of a hideous fiend A grisly fate to comprehend DEATH This city is guilty The crime is life The sentence is death Darkness Descends FIRE Internal combustion, plutonic rage The bodies create their own hell The flame from within, unleashed from its cage Purging the great sins of all Admissions of guilt are all that are sought By judges who have twisted laws The quick abrogation of the populace Striking with great enmity Listing the ways in which we will die As the prophets claim we will soon Self-immolation that's unjustified Stygian shores ahead loom The coffins are ready, the death warrant signed Depression has swiftly set in Inimical powers against humankind This charnelhouse ensanguined DEATH This city is guilty The crime is life The sentence is death Darkness Descends MORTIS Decaying, the ruins fall swift to the ground The carnage is morbid and great Mephitic deathstench of corpses abound The earth meets an untimely fate The horrific malignance, spreading its wings Across the expanse of the sky Contamination and all that it brings The judges commit genocide Retaliation, a useless ploy We've gazed into the face of fear We know that it stands for our own bitter end The end we realize is now here The claws of denouement grasp at our lungs Asphyxiation rules supreme The future of mankind cut down while they're young Our children die clutching their dreams... DEATH This city is guilty The crime is life The sentence is death Darkness Descends
1 Oct 2013
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Paul calls up a REAL Hooker from NYC to ask a few questions and brings up one small problem... Before you ask, I'm not giving out her number lmao. This was during one of my live shows on BlogTV! If you want to watch live next time, please subscribe here: *******www.blogtv****/people/ericstriffler If you like this, you'll probably like my other prank calls! Click the links to watch them! (Listed newest to oldest!) - Pizza Shop - Senile Old Man *******www.youtube****/watch?v=kfQjwJw7zqI - Pizza Shop - Plain, Regular, and Cheese *******www.youtube****/watch?v=GzN2viqpvX4 - Adult Shop *******www.youtube****/watch?v=XpdBpC31lPI - Harry Potter *******www.youtube****/watch?v=nncCxZBv1iA - No Date For The Valentines Day Dance *******www.youtube****/watch?v=ArbwVQPKyZQ - Lost And Found *******www.youtube****/watch?v=567MWYospxg - Random Number *******www.youtube****/watch?v=MK2YvghcUng - Planters Peanuts *******www.youtube****/watch?v=x3CwxnI39Qg
16 May 2012
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*******gags.justforlaughs**** | Subscribe! *******goo.gl/67gcH Our producers have put together some of their favourite pranks to share with you, yet again! This installment is particularly hilarious with some gags you won't believe we pulled off!!!! Without further ado, here is: Huge Red Flag Demonstration Tourist and Cop Sexy Gay Kiss Prank Horrible Car Crash Prank Funniest Drowning Prank Epic Old Man - Senile Cashier Gags are filmed in Québec. Originality, authenticity and joie de vivre... Discover more about Québec at *******www.quebecoriginal****/index.html?jpr=gags3 Buy JFL Stuff! *******gags.spreadshirt****/ Visit our other channels: JUST KIDDING PRANKS: *******www.youtube****/JustKiddingPranks Hidden Camera Classics: *******www.youtube****/ClassicHiddenCamera Social Animal? Here are a few interesting links: Twitter: *******twitter****/JFLGags Facebook: *******facebook****/jflgags Puppies: *******www.youtube****/watch?v=u6hAgaP066k A presentation of the official Just For Laughs Gags YouTube channel. Home of the funniest, greatest, most amazing, most hilarious, win filled, comedy galore, hidden camera pranks in the world!
21 May 2013
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*******www.youtube****/watch?v=GLRo0jzYjAs&list=PLiqPWOQJG1tJyqZ_ml7Z0wzObLikLqRBj Click here to watch more Senile Scribbles Episode 3 The Senile Scribbles Episode 4 From FoolHardy Originals (*******www.youtube****/user/seanzoz) creator of the popular Game of Thrones parody series, comes the Senile Scribbles! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - FOR MACHINIMA'S BEST HIGH QUALITY SERIES, GO TO: *******www.youtube****/subscription_center?add_user=machinimaprime FOR MORE MACHINIMA, GO TO: *******www.youtube****/subscription_center?add_user=machinima FOR MORE GAMEPLAY, GO TO: *******www.youtube****/subscription_center?add_user=machinimarespawn FOR MORE SPORTS GAMEPLAY, GO TO: *******www.youtube****/subscription_center?add_user=machinimasports FOR MORE MMO & RPG GAMEPLAY, GO TO: *******www.youtube****/subscription_center?add_user=machinimarealm FOR MORE COMPETITIVE GAMING, GO TO: *******www.youtube****/subscription_center?add_user=machinimavs FOR MORE ANIMATIONS & SHORTS, GO TO: *******www.youtube****/subscription_center?add_user=happyhour FOR MORE TRAILERS, GO TO: *******www.youtube****/subscription_center?add_user=machinimatrailer
8 Dec 2013
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"Cid Moreira, a voz do dono, a voz do Grande Irmão, a voz que surgiu do AI-5, voltou-se contra si mesma. Foi um daqueles momentos que servem como símbolos, como instantâneos da história. Cid Moreira falou, e falou e falou, contra Roberto Marinho. Foram três longos minutos, contra a Globo, no Jornal Nacional. O redator era Leonel Brizola, que ganhou direito de responder ao ataque que havia recebido do mesmo Jornal Nacional, que o chamou de senil. Leia o desfecho acessando *******www.pdt****.br/personalidades/bzjornac.asp
8 May 2012
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The clip racquetball from Cape Fear (1991) with Nick Nolte Mr. Perfect Form. -Look. -What? You gotta snap your wrist on the backhand. Usually I like a little music at this point, Sam. Sam, I want to play in this lifetime. All right. -You gotta snap your wrist. -Tag. -We should stop doing this for a while. -Doing what? We're not doing anything. -No, I know that. -Yet. Okay. Fine. Maybe you're right. Why? Does your wife mind? My wife doesn't even know you exist, which, most certainly, is for the best. Why's that? God, Lori, you know why you ask that question? -'Cause you've never been married. -Why? Is marriage synonymous with deception? It's just that when two people... ...get married and live together for a long time... I like hanging out with you, so sue me. You're funny, and you're cute, and, I don't know... We talk about the courts and which judge is senile... ...which one wears a gun under his robe. Oh, God. You know, Lori, another time, another place... ...and who knows? -Tomorrow? -Yeah, it's a light docket. No, I won two out of three. Let's make it best out of five. All right, that's good, actually, because today I let you win. -Sure you did. -See ya.
22 Nov 2011
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Cataract Eye Surgery, hypermature senile cataract (HMSC). This is a live recording of the eye surgery and involves scalpels, needles and other medical instruments. It is not recommended for the faint at heart.
13 May 2010
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The title pretty much says it all. Is George w. Bush suffering from pre-senile dementia? Check it out.
1 Sep 2008
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The clip preparing-for-larrabee from What's Up, Doc? with Madeline Kahn, Madeline Kahn. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. What do you mean, Eunice? Now, Howard, you know what I'm talking about. - After all, you are a man. - That's true. - She is a woman. - That's true, too. - In the same way that I am a woman. - I don't think of you as a woman, Eunice. I think of you as... ...as Eunice. - But I am a woman, Howard. - I know that. Eunice, I know I don't seem to be a very romantic person. I'm not looking for romance, Howard. I'm looking for something more important than that. Something stronger. As the years go by, romance fades and something else takes its place. - Do you know what? - Senility. - Trust. - That's what I meant. I think we'd better talk about this at some other time. Now, Howard, I want you to make a good impression on Mr. Larrabee. Tell me exactly what you're going to say to him. What? I'll probably say something like, "Hello there, Mr. Larrabee, I'm Howard. " - You're not. - I'm not Howard. You are not going to say, "Hi, my name's Howard. " - Anyone can say that, anyone. - Anyone named Howard. You'll to walk straight up to him... ...and take his hand in a firm masculine handshake and say: "Mr. Larrabee, I'm Dr. Howard Bannister. "It is a privilege to meet you, sir. " - Think you can do that? - Yes, I think I can. - Well, do your best. Be dignified. - I'll be dignified. - Be solemn, but not stuffy. - I'll be solemn. - Act friendly, but impersonal. - I'll act friendly. - Pull the door open. - I'll pull the door open. - Well, goodbye, Eunice. - Now, don't be nervous, Howard. Just remember, everything depends on this. Now, let's see. Mr. Larrabee, it's an honor to... No, that's not it. What is it? It's a... - It's a privilege to meet you, sir. - Likewise.
26 Apr 2013
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The clip the liquor store robbery from Mystic River (2003) with Kevin Bacon, Eli Wallach -Scary, huh? -Scarier than a glass of milk, right? So take me through it. These two guys come in.... In rubber masks. They came in through here. That's the storeroom. There's a door back there that leads to a loading dock. I always keep that door locked. So they must have had a key. A key? So, what you're saying is that it was an inside job? It had to be. One of them, at least, worked for me at some point. The only reason they fired that goddamn warning shot was they must have known... ...I kept this under the counter. -And you told the police that at the time. -Yeah. Sure, they went through my employment records. Questioned everybody who used to work for me. -Never made an arrest. -Still have a copy of those records? Yeah, it's in a box in the office there. But I know who did it. Oh, yeah? This guy I fired a couple of weeks before. Son of a bitch came in here a few days after the robbery. He had this fucking goddamn grin on his face. And I just knew. Go tell a grin to a jury, right? You remember his name? Do I look senile to you? -No, sir. -Name... ...was Ray Harris. We used to call him "Just Ray." You say they used the same gun for another crime? -That's correct, sir. -Thanks for your help, Mr. Looney.
24 Nov 2011
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The clip She Remembers from The Notebook (2004) with James Garner So I understand that you read to Miss Hamilton. Yeah, to help her remember. Hmm. You don't think it'll help? No, I don't. She remembers, Doc. I read to her and she remembers. Not always, but she remembers. But senile dementia is irreversible. It's degenerative. After a certain point, its victims don't come back. Yeah, that's what they keep telling me. Well, I just don't want you to get your hopes up. Well, thanks, Doc, but you know what they say? Science goes only so far and then comes God. Then comes God. Damn, I forgot to turn the page for her. You through with me? I guess they flipped that page. No, that she's playing by memory. His name is Lon Hammond, Jr.
5 Dec 2011
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The clip ben talking to junior at party from Problem Child (1990) Why aren't you outside? Clowns are dumb. It's tough being left out, isn't it? If I give you something, would you promise to take care of it? My grandfather gave this to me just before he died. What is it? It's a prune, hardened. It's a hardened prune. Grandfather became a little senile toward the end. He thought it resembled Roosevelt. But the important thing is that it's a bond between two people. I've kept it in my pocket for 30 years. Ben, I want you to meet the Hofsteders! Coming, sweetheart. I know you'll take good care of it. Ben, move it! You can't come to my magic show.
14 Nov 2011
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This video has created a firestorm for the less intelligent Christians. Many begin this video saying Billy Graham has become senile because he believes God will accept the Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists etc. But the real truth is, is that God is not sectarian and doesn't see with Religious bigotry like many so called Christian zealots have. Hats off to Dr. Robert Schuller and Billy Graham. They see with great vision.
15 Oct 2008
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The clip chairman's visit to pakistan from Charlie Wilson's War (2007) Doc's eating this up. Yeah? We're gonna get the money. Charlie? Charlie! Guy's a little senile. Don't be fooled. He chairs a Subcommittee? Mmm-hmm. Charlie, Joanne, this has been an absolutely eye-opening experience. I mean, it's absolutely stunning. Tell them what we saw, Mr. Papadropolous. Tell them. They only want to go back there and fight. And you're their savior, Mr. Chairman. Oh, I wouldn't go that far, no. Watch this. She's gonna lock it right on up. Mr. Chairman, these people have been waiting for you. They have been sitting here and bleeding and waiting and praying for you. It's only gonna be a man like you who can save them. We know, don't we, about our men, what they can do when they summon themselves. Charlie, I think they want you to make some remarks. No, you should do it, Mr. Chairman. These people have been waiting a long time for you. Show Muriel what you can do. Show your wife. I'm a little bit emotional about what I've seen here today. Show her. You can do it. Go on. All right. Papadropolous. Well, it's Greek. It's in the ballpark. My friends, my son served in Vietnam. He was wounded fighting in battle against the Soviet oppressors. I didn't know that about his son. So, you see, I'm no stranger, no stranger at all to the horrors and atrocities of the Communists!
9 Nov 2011
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The clip the boy's plan from Major Payne (1995) Ready! Damn! He nearly put you in a coma. Ready on the firing range! It can't be legal the way he's been treating us. Turds, commence firing! Let's just tell Phillips. Nah, that senile old fool ain't gonna help us. What kind of shootin' is that? Hey! Hey, dummy! What's the matter, you can't see, either? We gotta get rid of that son of a bitch. You maggots couldn't hit a bull in the ass! We're gonna have to prove... Payne did something so vile, so perverse, so disgusting... that Phillips will have no choice but to fire him. Like what? Why me? 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. Shh. Shh. Ahem. Well, why not Wuligar? 'Cause Wuligar's gotta take the pictures.
17 Nov 2011
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The clip Cafeteria lunch from Cry_Wolf (2005) with Kristy Wu, Jared Padalecki And they only just found that girl this morning... because her body was dragged through the woods by a wolf. Yeah. Listen, the guy blew her head off... then let the wildlife just go to town. Why does it have to be a guy? Please. Serial killers are always men. Just the ones that get caught, baby. Serial means more than one, jackass. You're not taking your SAT book to my lake house this weekend, are you? Right, Owen, my dad... The senator. The senile drunk, is sending a limo to take us all... to the lake house on Friday. Nobody ever stays here on the weekends. You in? Yeah, sure. I'm not going to be able to make it, I got plans. What? By plans you mean herpes, right? Actually, by plans, I mean I'm going... to State tomorrow to see the sweet Jenny Ryder. It's Wednesday. I know. And I'm declaring my own "Randall Gets Laid" Holiday Weekend. And I'm going to punch Miss Ryder's v card... Nice. Thank you. Can I borrow your car? Yeah, man. Yeah, just, you know, leave the keys on the tire and... don't get any blood on the back seat. I wouldn't dream of it. Actually, I would like this to be special, you know. Like, in the middle of the woods, up against a tree. You're a pig. You're a dyke. Die a violent death. Yeah well, if that's your technique... I weep for Jenny Ryder. I bet you do. So are we going to play the game before the weekend?
22 Nov 2011
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