Now that you've quenched some of that gaming lust, you need to finish the task, and we're here to help. Feast your eyes on our nerd-tastic, geek-centric top 21 and never feel inadequate again about buying nerd stuff for your friends.
The Darth Vader CD Player Hammacher Schlemmer makes your lack of MP3s trendy with this retro Darth Vader CD Player. A note, buying this won't allow you to force choke your more tech-savvy friends. Buy it.
Walking Eyeball No. 6 You ever think, "Man, I really like hand-blown glass sculptures, welded-metal art, and horror movies -- but I have NO IDEA how to combine these loves? James B. of Loveland, Colorado has you covered with his Walking Eyeball spiders. Buy it.
Wi-Fi Detector Shirt Ever wish throngs of people were following your every move? Buy this wi-fi t-shirt from ThinkGeek.com and folks will be paying special attention to you -- particularly near coffee shops. Buy it.
Bela Lugosi's Dracula Cape Want a piece of horror's cinematic past? Profiles in History is auctioning Bela Lugosi's cape from 1931's iconic, Dracula. All for the low estimated cost of one to two million dollars. Totally worth it, right? Buy it.
Five Tone T-Shirt Close Encounters of the Third Kind is a Spielberg classic and now you can be a part of it with the Five Tone t-shirt. Only the cool kids will get it, and you can be a smug jerk to everyone under twenty-five who don't know what's up. Feels good, man. Buy it.
Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows Now you can have a sweet part of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's legacy -- by eating him. Stay Puft Marshmallows are real and full of caffeine, because nothing compliments a sugar high like a caffeine high. Buy it.
Clue: Harry Potter Edition Who killed Harry in Diagon Alley with the Sorting Hat? Okay, it might not be like that, but fans of the Harry Potter series will certainly dig this turn on the classic Clue game. Buy it.
Rambo IV Statue Were you really into old, angry, Rambo? Now you can bring him home with this scale model of uber-Rambo with his trademark bow and arrow. Buy it.
Sylvester Stallone's CHAOS Pen Sly teamed up with famous writing utensil maker Montegrappa Italia to bring you CHAOS, a giant pen with skulls and snakes designed by the actor himself. It's ugly, impractical, and awesome -- and can be yours for around $5,000. Buy it.
Skynet Coffee Cup Eventually, it's going to happen -- Skynet will become sentient, and all of our electronic devices are going to kill our faces. What better way to convince your toaster you're on its side by flashing a Skynet dev team coffee cup? Buy it.
Boba Fett Hoodie Ever wanted to be Boba Fett, but warm and comfy rather than in cold, clunky armor? Well now you can! Buy it.
The Joker Figurine Before Heath Ledger donned the clown makeup, there was Jack Nicholson. Sideshow Collectibles has your hookup with this 12 inch, fully articulated figure of Jack in all of his evil clown glory. Buy it.
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver While the eleventh Doctor Who was saving the universe with his sonic screwdriver, you'll probably be making sure your new bedroom doorknob is nice and snug on the frame. Still, an awesome gift for any Doctor Who fan. Buy it.
The Ultimate Horror Collection Want a ton of horror movies for an extra sweet deal? How about 50 classic horror films for $20? Okay, Lady Frankenstein and Invasion of the Bee Girls might not be on your list of all-time greats, but come on -- 50 freakin' movies! Buy it.
Zombie Garden Gnomes Nothing says I'm weirdly obsessed with George Romero and garden art like these awesome garden gnomes. They're handmade and ready to sit in the dead weeds you call a front yard! Buy it.
Lost in Space B-9 Robot Your name might not be Will Robinson and you'll probably be doing nothing more dangerous than eating Cheetos in your living room, but it can't hurt to have a fully-functioning B-9 robot hanging around your house, right? But it.
Scrooged Blu-ray What better way to celebrate your love of horror, Christmas, and Bobcat Goldthwait than picking up a copy of Bill Murray's Scrooged on Blu-ray? Buy it.
Zombie Jerky What's more awesome than beef jerky? How about ZOMBIE JERKY? Made of the finest rotting undead flesh, you'll be the envy of all your buddies. Buy it.
Harry Potter: The Complete Collection There's only one way to commemorate the end of an era: NON-STOP MOVIE MARATHON. Buy it.
Jean Claude Van Damme 3 Pack Death Warrant, Double Impact, and Cyborg? There's no better gift than the gift of a JCVD high kick three times over. Buy it.
Mission: Impossible Extreme Trilogy Blu-ray The only thing better than a fourth round of Mission: Impossible is getting the chance to relive the first three with eye-imploding Blu-ray quality. Buy it.