Immature humor for grown-ups.
We had some bad luck with our last assistant (she wanted to get paid) so we got a sexy college coed to be our new intern. Dude of the Week: Jason Statham from Death Race
This is the last year we let Kevin carve his own Halloween pumpkin. --Doug
If my girlfriend is going to go out and get hit on at work, then so help me God so can I! -Doug
Christmas time is here! And so is someone else... -Doug
We didn't have a babe of the week, so we had Taryn grab one of her roommates from upstairs who was naked and getting in the shower. Dude of the Week: John Edwards
It's the Dude Zone for Friday, August 1st 2008 and the Downstairs Guys welcome back Ashley as the babe of the week. Ashley is sexy temp who wants to be a personal assistant or secretary We barely survived the huge earthquake that shook Chino this week - we hate earthquakes Dude of the Week: Tommy Lee for getting back together with Pamela Anderson and giving us an awesome sex tape Poll of the week - Do you want to see Stupid Jim?
Me, Cherry, and my butt play a multi-layered prank on Alex. He would've caught on too if he wasn't kind of an idiot. -Doug
Journey to the center of a new dude zone ( not in 3D ) Break out your brand new 3g iphone because we've got a flexible babe in the dude zone - every week the downstairs guys will have a very sexy babe of the week - and this week we have a model / yoga instructor who is going to put her legs in all sorts of different positions We'll also go over the Dudes of the week - this week we'll focus on Brendan Frasier - star of the new movie Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D We wonder whether the film will just be a journey to the center of the earth or will Brendan Frasier actually get to see what is inside the center of the earth - in 3d or not. Join the Downstairs Guys for their daily episodes on YouTube.com/DownstairsGuys
Today on the Dude Zone with the Downstairs Guys we finally give our friend Taryn the chance to be the babe of the week. Since we don't know if Taryn can be hot or sexy enough for our viewers we hired a really hot chick to be the new Taryn. Dude of the Week: Christian Bale set a box office record this weekend, even though Doug thinks he should be the dud of the week for getting arrested in London. Tell us if you like New Taryn or Old Taryn and if you think that New Taryn should be the babe of the week next time.
Kevin is going use his chemistry set that his mom bought him to help me get my wang back to size. Luckily for me, he went to "Science School." --Doug