Immature humor for grown-ups.
Kevin is going use his chemistry set that his mom bought him to help me get my wang back to size. Luckily for me, he went to "Science School." --Doug
Me, Cherry, and my butt play a multi-layered prank on Alex. He would've caught on too if he wasn't kind of an idiot. -Doug
Alex tries to convince us that Ultimate Frisbee is an actual sport by using Kevin as target practice. -Doug
In a world where friendship flirts with deception, one man (Doug Tomczak) must do what it takes to get hot girls to flirt with power, justice...and each other. This thrilling tale of alien invasion, comes to you... in HD! Directed, Written, Produced, Designed, Distributed, Created by, Starring: Doug Tomczak (A Doug Tomczak Joint) -Doug
It was a fun night with the witch, but all good things must come to an end. Unfortunately it seems this witch has trouble "understanding" that. - Doug
This is the last year we let Kevin carve his own Halloween pumpkin. --Doug
It's the Dude Zone for Friday, August 1st 2008 and the Downstairs Guys welcome back Ashley as the babe of the week. Ashley is sexy temp who wants to be a personal assistant or secretary We barely survived the huge earthquake that shook Chino this week - we hate earthquakes Dude of the Week: Tommy Lee for getting back together with Pamela Anderson and giving us an awesome sex tape Poll of the week - Do you want to see Stupid Jim?
We didn't have a babe of the week, so we had Taryn grab one of her roommates from upstairs who was naked and getting in the shower. Dude of the Week: John Edwards
We had some bad luck with our last assistant (she wanted to get paid) so we got a sexy college coed to be our new intern. Dude of the Week: Jason Statham from Death Race
Today on the Dude Zone with the Downstairs Guys we finally give our friend Taryn the chance to be the babe of the week. Since we don't know if Taryn can be hot or sexy enough for our viewers we hired a really hot chick to be the new Taryn. Dude of the Week: Christian Bale set a box office record this weekend, even though Doug thinks he should be the dud of the week for getting arrested in London. Tell us if you like New Taryn or Old Taryn and if you think that New Taryn should be the babe of the week next time.