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Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every... 25-Jun-09
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The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure we're all on the same page going forward.
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US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash... 22-Jun-09
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Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway, and the government...
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Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaki... 16-Jun-09
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After gym doctors confirmed the injuries were career-ending, Johnson's trainers said there was no reason to keep her alive.
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Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandw... 12-Jun-09
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Rep. McCullough cannot even fathom the amount of contempt you'd have to hold for Congress, the American people to do something so inconsiderate.
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Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrie... 02-Jun-09
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Rep. Iscoe warns gays will give penises to lesbians who will give them vaginas so that homosexuals can marry and continue their attack on the Ameri...
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Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interest... 29-May-09
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Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.
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Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan:... 26-May-09
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Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal s...
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NHL Woos Fans By Increasing Scoring With Bigger... 21-May-09
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Hockey officials hope to attract fans and create a higher-scoring, fast-paced game with a new aerodynamic puck and artificial turf instead of ice.
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Obama To Hold Job P... The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to m...
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