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Hollow Point Bullets Recalled That Don't Explod... 17-Mar-09
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Steel Hawk Inc. is offering a full refund to customers who bought the non-flesh-shredding bullets.
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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't... [18+]
10-Feb-09
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Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box thi...
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In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercia... 19-Jan-09
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Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.
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New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Empl... 19-Jan-09
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From our Bangladesh channel: The Smart Stitch is being hailed as a revolutionary garment factory that fits in the palm of your hand.
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Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic... 19-Jan-09
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Community members who didn't burn to death are struggling to accept the devastating loss of so much premium fuel.
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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Ta... 19-Jan-09
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At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.
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Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions Abou... 19-Jan-09
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The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents.
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USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against In... 19-Jan-09
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A deputy assistant at the Department of Agriculture speaks truth to power, condemning proposed changes in Idaho's potato output pricing structure.
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NASA Simulator Prep... NASA instructors offer a firsthand look at the training astronauts endure before they can wi...
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