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Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards... 05-Feb-09
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Our panelists debate whether TV programs like A Double Shot At Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness.
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Bratz Dolls May Give Girls Unrealistic Expectat... 19-Jan-09
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In Beyond The Facts, we examine how Bratz are convincing a generation of girls that to be hip and beautiful they have to have gigantic heads.
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Hollow Point Bullets Recalled That Don't Explod... 17-Mar-09
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Steel Hawk Inc. is offering a full refund to customers who bought the non-flesh-shredding bullets.
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FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly... 12-Feb-09
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Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.
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How To Wax Your Floor Without Slipping, Severin... 28-Jan-09
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Author Jerry Bloom visits Today Now to explain how you can make your kitchen floor shine without falling and paralyzing yourself for life.
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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't... [18+]
10-Feb-09
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Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box thi...
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Police Say School Shooter Had History Of School... 21-Jan-09
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Teachers may have overlooked a number of red flags, including Bobby Knowles' turbulent home life, violent writing, and previous school shootings.
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Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer 19-Feb-09
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On Today Now, Peter Hedgemont shares the inspirational tale of how he has refused to let a cancer diagnosis convince him he has cancer.
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Treasury Department... Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans t...
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