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Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics T... 19-May-09
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The fire was ruled an accident after a tedious review of thousands of digital photos documenting every second of the five hour party.
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Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During... 14-May-09
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Congressman Eisley conducts hearing on Market Data Protection Reform, restrains self from murdering five year old son.
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Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed i... 12-May-09
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Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty's antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.
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Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Sp... 07-May-09
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On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don't even care about.
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Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watch... 05-May-09
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Long time fans of the Star Trek franchise say JJ Abrams' enjoyable, engaging prequel betrays what Star Trek is all about.
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Ambassador Stages UN Coup, Issues Long List of... 30-Apr-09
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Uganda's Ambassador is threatening to abolish the Committee on Conferences and author the draft calendar of conferences and meetings himself.
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Autoworkers Compete to Keep Jobs, Livelihoods o... 28-Apr-09
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Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3,000 will get the axe!
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Should We Do More To Reduce Graphic Violence In... 23-Apr-09
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In The Know panelists discuss whether seeing images of dead babies and bludgeoned prostitutes in our sleep is desensitizing Americans to violence.
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Today Now! Host Sta... After her best friend was killed by flying debris, Today Now host Tracy Gill dedicated her l...
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