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More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Over... 21-Apr-09
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A new Department of Labor report finds personal outsourcing is revolutionizing how Americans don't do their own work.
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Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of... 16-Apr-09
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Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.
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Prison Economy Spirals As Cigarette Cost Exceed... 14-Apr-09
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From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.
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New Video Game Involves Shooting People Point-B... 07-Apr-09
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Experts say Close Range sets a new standard for first-person shooter games with its vivid graphics and endless stream of exploding faces
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Today Now! Host Starts Charity To Rid World Of... 02-Apr-09
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After her best friend was killed by flying debris, Today Now host Tracy Gill dedicated her life to protecting other people from wind-borne rubble.
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DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear... 31-Mar-09
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Georgia police were so confident Marshall was the man who killed young Janet Kelly in a state bear preserve, they didn't investigate other suspects.
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Lawmaker's War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Road... 26-Mar-09
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Rep. David Whittle (D-VA) speaks passionately about how his son, who died in Iraq, would have loved to see this appropriations bill passed.
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Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienat... 24-Mar-09
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Business Week ranked the airport last in customer satisfaction due to long delays, bureaucratic employees, and overall oppressive atmosphere.
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Congressman Makes P... Rep. Gregory White (D-NH) tearfully asks forgiveness for the degrading and sinful acts he is...
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