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The clip First Day Of College Part 2 from Accepted (2006) with Justin Long, Lewis Black Which way? Take a right there, Mom. It's gonna be fun. You know, a lot of people say that college is the time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world, when they open their minds to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey from the innocence of youth to the responsibilities of adulthood. Now isn't that a load of horseshit? W What? Could you explain that to us a little more? Uh, Dean Lewis, why don't you tell them a little bit about the philosophy here at South Harmon? Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids, in order to attract them to going to school, in the belief that they're gonna have a better life. And we all know that all we're doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers. Buyers and sellers! Pimps and whores. Pimps and whores! And indoctrinating them into a life-long hell of debt and indecision. I... Um... I... I just don't understand. Do I have to spoon-feed it to you? Look, there's only one reason that kids want to go to school.
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The clip First Day Of College Part 3 from Accepted (2006) with Justin Long, Mark Derwin Holy shit. Which is? To get a good job. To get a good job, with a great starting salary. I couldn't agree more. It is so refreshing to have somebody approach education so rationally. Fuckin' A! Well, Dad. Ow. Oh, Mom. You make us proud, kiddo. I'll try, Dad. Don't worry about anything, okay? Bye, honey. Seat belts. Spread your wings. I'm gonna fly. You gotta let me fly. Bye, Lizzie. Bye! Bye! So what do we do now? Well, my friend, we're in college now. We can do whatever we want. Gotta hand it to you, B.
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