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The clip embarrassing scene with the dogs from American Wedding (2003) with Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott Jesus! Damn it, Stifler. Jim, look what you did. Look what I did? Look at this shit. What am I supposed to do now? Are you happy now, man? Why are you here? My dick looks like a corn dog. I got cake all over my balls. Jim, honey. Shit. The Flahertys are waiting. You think he's upstairs, honey? Oh, you're fucked now, Jim. Stifler, get up. This dog's great! Is it weird that it feels good? All right. What about the dining room? I know you'll just love him. Jesus, Stifler. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Stop enjoying it so much. Lick it off! Whoo-hoo-hoo. ! Son of a... You little shit. You gotta take your pants off, man. Jim. No, it's not what it looks like. What are you doing, son? Jim. My dogs! Don't go in there. Lord knows what they'll do to you. I love this dog! I-I-I was just trying to get him off, Dad. That is your son? Back away from the animal. Hey, great party. Uh, Mr. And Mrs. Flaherty, I presume. Hey, where are you going? Well, uh, lunch is, uh, served. I-I really hope that, uh... that-that we can just... that we can all just forget about this and-and-and move on... and start again... start again fresh. Jim, if you hope to be the provider and protector for our firstborn daughter, you have a long way to go. Thank you, sir.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip jim-and-michelle-get-married from American Wedding (2003) with Thomas Ian Nicholas, Seann William Scott. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Feeling tired By You're a hero. Hey, pussy's pussy. Look at the smile on my mother's face. The long day Do you know how long she's been waiting for a day like this? I can't imagine. Is over I couldn't be happier. Thank you. The wind is gone Don't. Good luck. Thank you, sir. Asleep at dawn What made Grandma come around? Finch said Stifler talked to her. Stifler? Grandmother fucker. You're a motherfucker. Yes, I am. Oh, you son of a bitch. And I promise to love you for as long as I shall live. Michelle, you are the one woman I want to be with... and the woman I can't be without. I love you. I love you. Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isn't just a feeling. Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut.
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The clip jim-and-michelle-get-married-part-2 from American Wedding (2003) with Alyson Hannigan. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Jim, you've given me everything I've ever wanted. And it is my solemn vow... to give everything I am to you. James Emanuel Levenstein... and Michelle Anabeth Flaherty, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
9 Oct 2013
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The clip sex-in-the-bath from American Wedding (2003) with Eddie Kaye Thomas, Jennifer Coolidge. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Wanna rock your gypsy soul Hey, tough guy. Stifler's mom. Well, we meet again. I was curious. Didn't see you here. I try to keep a low profile. I never really did like these things anyway. You know, this has actually made quite an impression on me. I have something to look for in a woman now. Well, if this is your idea of a proposal... Finchy, you gotta know that I'm over you now. And I'm over you. But as they say, we will always have Paris. And the pool table. And the car. And the two-room suite I have upstairs. Come here. And when that foghorn blows you know I will be coming home Turned out better than I ever imagined. How did a little perv like you turn into such a great guy? How did a little nympho like you turn into such a great girl? I'm still a nympho. Oh, I'm still a perv. I know. What's wrong with us? I don't have to fear it and I Wanna rock your gypsy soul Just like way back in the days of old And together we will float into the mystic You know, Michelle, to quote someone I've learned quite a bit from, "I think you and I... are a perfectly natural, normal thing." Perfectly natural. It's too late to start now It's too late to start now That's her. Holy shit, dude. I told you this wedding would be worth it.
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The clip sex-in-the-bath-part-2 from American Wedding (2003) with Eddie Kaye Thomas. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Oh, my goddess. My queen. My MI LF. Oh. MILF. MILF. MILF. MILF. MILF. MILF. No way, bro! Hey, you're not finished yet, are you, Finchy? No, ma'am. Just getting started. This guy is the fucking master. Oh, no. Oh, no! Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Oh, Stifler's mom. [Blowing Bubbles] Oh, Stifler's mom. [Blowing Bubbles] This bed is on fire with passionate love
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The clip wedding from American Wedding (2003) with Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. And I promise to love you for as long as I shall live. Michelle, you are the one woman I want to be with... and the woman I can't be without. I love you. I love you. Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isn't just a feeling. Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut. Jim, you've given me everything I've ever wanted. And it is my solemn vow... to give everything I am to you. James Emanuel Levenstein... and Michelle Anabeth Flaherty, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
23 Jan 2014
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The clip dance off from American Wedding (2003) with Eddie Kaye Thomas, Seann William Scott Mother of God. In the real-time world no one sees her at all They all say she's crazy She's a maniac, maniac On the floor And she's dancing like she's never danced before Bitch! Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth Ooh, heaven is a place on earth They say in heaven love comes first Whoo-hoo. ! What is this, a dance-off? Aplace on earth Oh, yeah? Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree I travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it Go, big boy. ! I'm your Venus I'm your fire at your desire FI-FI-FI-FI-Flex You've gone too far this time But I'm dancing On the valentine
23 Oct 2011
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The clip dance off Part 2 from American Wedding (2003) I tell you somebody's fooling around With my chances on the danger line I'll cross that bridge when I find it Another day to make my stand Ohhh-oh High time is no time for deciding lf I should find a helping hand Ohhh-oh Why don't you use it Try not to bruise it
23 Oct 2011
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The clip angry confrontation about note from American Wedding (2003) with Seann William Scott, Jason Biggs Dickhead. You do not send shit to my office at school. Hey, Stifler. Why don't you come in and make yourself comfortable? Your letter made a great impression on Coach Marshall when he read it. Let me just refresh your memory, partner. "Dear Steve, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar." I put serious thought into that letter. "Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head." Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip Cadence arrives from American Wedding (2003) with Alyson Hannigan, January Jones Thanks for helping out. We're so close, and there's still so much to do. Cadence! Hey. Hi. Cadence, this is Paul Finch. Finch, meet my younger sister, Cadence. Nice to meet you. You're reading Descartes. Yep. Cogito ergo sum. "I think, therefore I am." Hungry. Hungry. So, when's Mark getting in? Uh, let's see, that would be never.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip encounter with stifler from American Wedding (2003) with Eddie Kaye Thomas, Seann William Scott No. No, these aren't gonna work. Wow. You guys in a sporting goods store. Very good. Hey, Finch, I think they got your size. Aw, beautiful. Jim needs to learn to dance for his wedding. You know, I think he's screwed. Of course he's screwed. He's getting married. I can't wait to see this disaster. What makes you think you're invited? I already called upJim's mom, got the info. I'm preparing for the festivities. It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out. And I'm gonna rock out with my cock out! Ooh, yep, that's what I'm talking about.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip teach from American Wedding (2003) with Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott Okay. Now-Now what exactly is this here? Left box turn. Left box turn. Hi. Stop looking into my eyes. Sorry. Sorry. How do you... How do you know how to do this? My mom made me take it for three fucking years. Yeah? Yeah, I hated it. No, you're really good. Uh, you should take ballet or something. Fuckface! What part of "This sucks my ass" do you not under-fuckin'-stand? This is exactly what I'm talking about, Steven. You can't behave like this. I-I-lf you want to come to the wedding, I'm sorry, you cannot act like this. Are you saying I'm impolite or something? Impolite would be an improvement. Look, just... just try not to be, uh, you know, uh, you. Fuck this shit. It's not worth it. Hey, wait, Stifler. Stifler, hold on. Wait. Okay. Wh-What if, uh... What if you, uh, plan the bachelor party? With a dildo show? Sure. Look. Just... If you can find the time, uh, to fit it in, go ahead, surprise me. Sorry, chief. That only gets you halfway there. Why? Why ha... What do you mean? I need assurances that I'm gonna get some quality action at this wedding. I'm sor... I can't... I can't make that promise. Well, let me put it to you this way, Jimbo. No pussy, no dancing. Okay? No pussy, no dancing. How's that for polite?
26 Nov 2011
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The clip uninvite from American Wedding (2003) with Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott All right, Stifler. Um, this-this is a little, uh, difficult to explain. Look, you're... you're okay. You're okay. I-I-I mean, uh... I mean, I like you. Yeah, great. You can blow me after practice. I'm working, dude. Well, dude... Come on. Work it! Hustle! See, my mom didn't know that there was a misunderstanding. Push it! Move it! You're not invited! Hold! Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? I've been looking out for your sex life since high school. You what? Ohhhh! Ohh! The first tits this guy ever saw... were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with... was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying. The Stif-man showed him the way. Can I get a "Hallelujah"? Hallelujah, Stifler! But, my fuckers, this mofo right here does not want the Stif-meister, the grand, fucking facilitator to attend the wedding. Who sucks donkey dick? Jim sucks donkey dick! Jim sucks donkey dick! The answer's no. Okay? I'm sorry. The answer's no. I can dance. What? I can dance. Jim sucks donkey dick! Jim sucks donkey dick! Five, six, seven, eight.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip threaten from American Wedding (2003) with Eddie Kaye Thomas, Seann William Scott No. No, these aren't gonna work. Wow. You guys in a sporting goods store. Very good. Hey, Finch, I think they got your size. Aw, beautiful. Jim needs to learn to dance for his wedding. You know, I think he's screwed. Of course he's screwed. He's getting married. I can't wait to see this disaster. What makes you think you're invited? I already called upJim's mom, got the info. I'm preparing for the festivities. It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out. And I'm gonna rock out with my cock out! Ooh, yep, that's what I'm talking about.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip worry about wedding from American Wedding (2003) with Thomas Ian Nicholas, Jason Biggs Michelle said the wedding was doable, right? A wedding. A wedding, yeah. You know, I promised her her wedding... you know, the wedding of her dreams. Okay. What's the problem? Dancing. Uh, she wants... she's gonna want to dance. You know, there's that whole tradition: the first dance at the reception. She's gonna wanna dance Fred Astaire kind of shit. I can't do that. I can't... She learned all that from band camp. Okay, so you take lessons, you know, right away. Lessons. Okay. I have to convince her parents that I'm not a shithead. Challenging. Indeed, challenging. But doable. What else? What else? I don't know what else. That's the thing. She cares too much to tell me. She doesn't want me to worry that she might be worried. So I'm worried. Recon. You mean, like-like spying on, uh... like spying on Michelle? Spying is deceitful. Extra attention means you're concerned. This is... This is true. This is good. Guys, here's to the next step. Would you please shut up with that stepping? Put your glass down.
26 Nov 2011
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The clip dress shopping from American Wedding (2003) And you Were right to bide your time And not buy into my misery Well, the good things are never free Do the colors of the rainbow Look the same to everyone We'll find a wonderful place somewhere. I promise. We'll keep looking.
26 Nov 2011
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