I tell Ashley and the guys about the aftermath of my close encounter. Let me just say right now, it stinks.
MASSIVE CUNT LICKING ANAL PROBE
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Matt Zaller discusses aliens and anal probing with the experts - the cast of Paul.
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The clip it's not about the money from BASEketball (1998)
Top of the 7th. Those cheers you're hearing
are from the nearly 15,000 on hand for "Anal Probe Night".
2 outs. Remer heading for the triple square. He's 0 for 12 tonight.
With the exception of Coop, the Beers are ice-cold.
Oh, man! That doesn't even qualify as an air ball!
The Beers are gone in the 7th.
The Aliens coming up with the top of their order, the same 3 guys
who came up last inning.
What the hell's going on? You guys are lying down out there!
I get it. You guys are pissed off.
You turned down Cain's offer without talking to us.
What do you want, dude?
What do you think?
We invented this game together, but you get to control everything.
Denslow gave me the team. I already told Cain no.
Denslow's happy in his worm farm...
Dude, I'm not gonna do it.
Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?
No, in college. Everybody knows that. It's not about the money.
It's about tradition.
Think about the greats who have played this game.
It's because of them and us that I can't bow down to a guy like Cain.
It's easy for you. You got the team. We got jack shit! Even Squeak's pissed!
I never really minded...
Shut up, bitch!
Dude, quit thinking about yourself!
Dude, I'm not gonna cave in!
Funny moment from Cartman gets an anal probe.
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Dan's recent airport experience of embarrassment, genocide, frozen bread and anal probing. SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY
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We already made a top 5 banned or censored games last year. But there were so many gruesome games that didn't make that list that we decided to make another one. Get ready for the top 5 Banned or censored games volume 2!
5. Saint's Row IV - Deep Silver
Saints Row 4 was denied classification in Australia due to the portrayal of drug use and an in-game alien anal probe weapon. Developer Volition removed both things from the Australian version of game to obtain a 15 plus rating. GTA 5 weirdly enough got an Australian rating on the first try despite being full of references to drugs, sex and violence. Guess the Aussies just don't like Saint's Row.
4. Silent Hill: Homecoming - Atari
Silent Hill: Homecoming couldn't get a rating in Australia and Germany effectively banning it in both countries. The objectionable content includes a scene in which various body parts are being drilled into ... as well as the many gruesome ways in which the player could die. In the end German an Australian gamers did get their hands on the game but only after publisher Atari censored most of the controversial content.
3. Soldier of Fortune - Activision
Soldier of Fortune was banned in Germany and Australia thanks to the brutal depiction of firearms dismembering the human body. In British Columbia the violence was deemed unsuitable for anyone under 18. In a controversial decision the game was rated as a pornographic movie in order to prevent minors from buying it.
2. The Punisher - THQ
The Punisher loves to interrogate people the hard way and that didn't go over too well with the British government. The game received a ban in the UK due to objectionable content. The final version eventually got an 18 plus rating but only after the publisher had made significant changes to the interrogation scenes.
1. Harvester - Merit Studios
Harvester is one of the most disgusting point and click adventures you can play. This game from 1996 was banned from stores in Germany because of the many gory deaths. You can even kill kids in this game... Unless they carry a handgun apparently. And there's also a sex scene that's just painful to watch. Few titles have managed to match Harvester's volume of gore and we're pretty sure that's a good thing.
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