The clip Spicoli is late again from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Ray Walston, David Price
Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment.
What are you people, on dope?
A piece of legislation was introduced into Congress by Senator John Platt.
It was passed in 1906.
This amendment to our Constitution...
has a profound impact upon all of our...
Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today near the first floor bathrooms.
Is he still on campus? Anyone? Yes, Desmond?
I saw him by the food machines.
How long ago?
Right before class.
Okay. Bring him in.
What is this fascination with truancy?
What is it that gets inside your heads?
There are some teachers in this school who look the other way at truants.
It's a little game that you both play.
They pretend they don't see you. You pretend you don't ditch.
Now, who pays the price later? You!
Wait a minute. There's no birthday party for me here!
Hola, Mr. Hand.
What's the reason for your truancy?
Just couldn't make it on time.
You mean, you couldn't or you wouldn't?
It was like a full crowd scene at the food lines.
Food will be eaten on your time.
Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli?
Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?
I don't know.
The clip Spicoli is late again Part 2 from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Ray Walston, Sean Penn
I like that.
"I don't know. " That's nice!
"Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?"
"Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know!"
That's nice. I really like that. You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm going to leave your words on this board for all my classes to enjoy.
Giving you full credit, of course, Mr. Spicoli!
The clip No shirts, no shoes, no dice from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Judge Reinhold, Sean Penn
Get outta here, Bradley.
How you doin', Brad?
Daddy's home, boys.
I shall serve no fries before their time.
This one's on you, dude. Who's got the beaucoup dolares today?
What have you got, Mr. Buck Man?
I got a cigarette.
I got uno "nickelette. "
Hey! You guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Somethin' happened to 'em, man.
Come on, Spicoli, just put the shirts back on.
You see that sign?
"No shirts. No shoes. No dice. "
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
He's the full hot orator.
The clip How to give a blow job from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Jennifer Jason Leigh, Phoebe Cates
Oh, no! He just called him a dick.
A dick? Oh, God. People exaggerate so much here.
Linda, that girl looks just like Pat Benatar.
I know. Wait. There are three girls at Ridgemont...
who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.
Mary Ann Zlotnick in the red tights.
Do you think guys find that more attractive?
Stacy, please, give me a break! You are so much prettier!
Yeah, I know, but do you think they'd be better in bed?
What do you mean? You either do it or you don't.
No. There are like... variables that I might not be good at.
Like what variables?
Like, you know, giving blow jobs.
What's the big deal?
I never did it.
You've never given a blow job?
Never? Stace, there's nothing to it. It's so easy.
Check it out.
Relax your throat muscles.
And slide it in.
Try it again.
Good. Push it slowly in and out. You got it.
Can I ask you something and you promise not to laugh?
Okay. When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
A quart or so.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to a morgue. I'll get my mom to write a note.
The clip Late for Mr Hand from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Ray Walston, Jennifer Jason Leigh
My name is Mr. Hand.
I have but one question for you.
Can you attend my class?
It is for your own good. And if you can't make it, I can make you.
We have a 20-question quiz every Friday.
Your grade is the average of all your quizzes,
plus the midterm and final which counts for one-third.
There will be no eating. E-A-T-I-N-G.
No eating in this class!
You get used to doing your own business on your own time.
That's one demand I make.
Just like you wouldn't want me to come to your house...
and discuss U.S. History on your time, understand?
This guy's been stoned since the third grade.
Yeah, I'm registered in this class.
This is U.S. History.
I see the globe right there.
Hey. May I come in?
I get so lonely when I hear that third attendance bell ring...
and all my kids are not here.
Sorry, I'm late. It's just like this new schedule's totally confusing.
I know that dude!
That's the name they gave me.
You're ripping my card!
Hey, bud, what's your problem?
No problem at all.
The clip Captain Hook uniform from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Judge Reinhold, Stuart Cornfeld
Hamilton, I'll take over the fryer for a while.
Those boys at I.B.M. Ordered a stack of those Catch-of-the-Day boxes.
I told them you would personally deliver them within the hour.
Aye, aye, sir.
Hamilton, come over here.
What are you doing?
You took off your Captain Hook uniform.
I thought I'd put street clothes on for the drive to I.B.M.
The uniform's uncomfortable.
You're going there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips.
Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform. You know that.
You want me to put the stuff back on?
Yes, I do. Show a little pride.
Aye, aye, sir.
Talk on the phone Call up the coast
Call it collect Dial direct
Reverse the charges If they accept, they're home
Or you can go overseas Speak Japanese
Buy a new Sony They make great TVs
Do the Watusi Watch I Love Lucy too
But don't let nobody
Tell ya that there's nothin' to do
Well, well, well, well Don't let nobody
Tell ya that there's nothin' to do
Dina, can you honestly tell me that you forgot?
The clip Getting even with Mike from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Jennifer Jason Leigh, Phoebe Cates
Linda, he didn't show up.
That little prick!
I called his house.
His mother told me he was in the garage helping his father.
Mike Damone's a no-brain little prick, Stacy.
I'm not gonna let him get away with this.
Linda, please don't do anything. I don't even like the guy.
Stacy, he's not a guy. He's a little prick!
I can't explain the way I feel
Each time I get behind the wheel
A rush of blood comes after power surges
And my right foot urges the car to push
The clip Anatomy class in the morgue from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Vincent Schiavelli, Sean Penn
Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Today we're going to explore how this hospital preserves human life.
We'll be visiting every floor where these fine doctors and nurses...
take care of us in life... and in death.
Over 30 children are delivered here each day.
Dr. Kramer to the nurses' station.
Good morning, Doctor.
Class, this is Dr. Miller.
He'll be joining us for the last part of our tour today.
If you guys will follow me, please.
I'd like to ask you one last time.
Conduct yourselves with the utmost maturity.
You in my class?
I am today.
Who are these guys?
Most of them are derelicts.
They sold their bodies to medicine for money.
About $30, I think?
This gentleman here is named Arthur.
Arthur was good enough to die last week of heart failure.
We are fortunate today to view his body...
in its pristine state.
Here an incision has been made.
The ribs have been sawed off,
allowing us to remove the breastplate...
and really observe the human organs as they exist in their natural state.
Here we have the human lungs.
And here is the human heart which, you can see,
is actually located in the center of your chest.
The clip Anatomy class in the morgue Part 2 from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Brian Backer, Jennifer Jason Leigh
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm fine.
I just made a jerk out of myself.
No, you didn't.
Can't go back in there.
Sure. We'll wait until they come out, and then we'll blend in.
Here they come.
You're so nice.
The clip cute customer from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Phoebe Cates, Brian Backer
We got the beat
Linda, there's that guy from the stereo store.
Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere?
See his cute little butt?
You guys, let's talk about that fox that just walked in.
We already were.
I'm gonna go over there and change the shakers.
Cool out. That's Stacy's section.
He's too old.
She's not even in high school yet.
Smoking's upstairs to your left.
The clip feeliing blue from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Jennifer Jason Leigh, Phoebe Cates
Sleigh bells ring are you listening
In the lane
Snow is glistening
A beautiful sight We're happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland
How fucking long do I have to wait?
Christmas sucks. I hate it.
You gotta get used to working holidays. People are always screaming.
I have to quit this job. I'm gonna get so fat...
no one's gonna want to take me out.
Ron hasn't called, huh?
Not since November.
What does it matter? He's a stereo salesman.
What'd you wanna do, marry him? Have kids with him?
Have this guy come home 50 years old and bald?
And have that little Pacific Stereo sign on? Come on, Stace.
Hey, it's his loss.
The clip identical twins from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Judge Reinhold
What do you mean?
Take a look. There's nothing I can eat.
Get a trout dog.
Forget it. Do you have any fish here that isn't breaded?
It's all prepared the same way.
Get a whaler.
Or a clamwich.
Ever hear the word blemish? Want me to eat something fried?
Let's get outta here.
Thank you. Come again, and have a nice day.
The clip swimming pool from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Phoebe Cates, Jennifer Jason Leigh
I sent a letter to Doug today. Can't wait 'til he gets out here.
What's Doug doing in Chicago?
He works for the airline. You'll meet him.
Oh, Linda, you have to do this.
"Rate Your Mate. "
Let me test Doug.
"Most satisfactory lovemaking occurs:
"A, when your mate climaxes first.
B, you climax first. C, you and your mate climax together?"
This is gonna be great, Rat.
It's like the highlight of their day.
Maybe we oughta call first. I don't know about dropping in like this.
Are you kiddin'? We're gonna surprise 'em.
Just fix your collar, all right?
Relax. Just be cool. Attitude, remember?
Where'd you get that, the hamper?
Hey, this is clean.
It's like riding a bike. You fall off, you get right back on.
You mess up a date, do it again!
Do you always climax with Doug?
I think so. He's no high school boy.
Come over to help you with your math homework.
Figured you could use it on such a hot day.
Don't worry. They're gonna let us in.
Promise you're going to leave as soon as my mother gets home.
Linda, this is Mike and Mark.
How you doin'?
The water looks great. Check it out.
Looks fine. Wai...
Very funny! Very funny!
Lin, come in!
I'll teach you to dive.
I used to be a champion, you know.
The clip swimming pool Part 2 from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Judge Reinhold, Jennifer Jason Leigh
Does Mom know you have company?
It's just Mark and Mike from school.
How ya doin'?
Uh, could you keep it down? I have work to do inside.
Who's his tailor?
God, he hardly even talks anymore.
Yeah, I know. He hates wearing a uniform.
Rat, show them how you can stand up underwater.
The clip stacey's house from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Brian Backer, Jennifer Jason Leigh
Where's your brother?
He's out tonight with some friends.
Can I get you something to drink?
No, that's... that's okay.
Oh. Well, would you mind if I change?
Okay. Could you get this for me? It always sticks.
Where are your parents?
My parents are out of town for the weekend.
Brad and I are watching the house.
This is a really nice picture of you.
You can come in my room if you want.
So, what do you want to do?
I don't know.
Um, you want to look at a photo album?
I keep a lot of pictures from when I grew up and stuff.
It's kinda stupid, huh?
This is the one that Brad took.
It's like double-image type thing, you know. It's like a mirror.
This is me being stupid.
And this is my dog Gypsy, and my cat Tullio.
They're dead now.
Remember him? Mr. Degan?
You had Degan?
He always wore the same suit!
The same suit!
He must've had 500 of those suits.
He was terrible!
No, I think it was one.
So you go out there and you get one too
Ohh, love rules
The clip stacey's house Part 2 from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) with Brian Backer, Jennifer Jason Leigh
Yeah, love rules
You know, I just thought of something.
My sister is crazy when it comes to her car.
It's gotta be back by 11:00.
Want to call her?
No. Look, I... She gets crazy.
Her car is her baby.
I better be going.
I'll call you. Well, I'll see you in class. Okay?
Mark Ratner doesn't like me.