The clip Awkward family gathering from Parenthood (1989) with Steve Martin, Rick Moranis
"The Penal Colony" by Franz Kafka.
Patty a doctor yet?
Mock if you will.
Our children are more capable of absorbing information than we are...
yet we insist on treating them like adorable little morons.
Are you saying Patty can learn things I can't learn?
Patty, which one of these...
is the square root of 8,649?
They're like sponges, Gil, just waiting to absorb.
I want this.
Take my advice. Forget about Kevin and Taylor.
It's too late. Work on Justin.
Actually, Justin is quite bright. In his preschool class, he was the only-
Slow down, Justin. I'll get you some dip.
You remember that guy you went out with in college, Jeffrey Sanders?
He always chased me out of the room when he came over.
I saw him today.
God, what a loser, huh?
In a Rolls.
I meant me.
What is that?
Oh, Nathan and Patty and I are "power eating. "
We bring our own food everywhere.
Nathan turned me on to it, and I never felt better.
Where do you get that stuff?
This is it.
Everybody in the living room. This is the big surprise.
You look great. Dad!
Oh, hi, son.
The clip Awkward family gathering Part 2 from Parenthood (1989) with Jason Robards, Steve Martin
Great to see you!
That's my kid brother Larry, your uncle.
Don't give him any money.
Just a little something for being the best dad in the world.
I found it a couple of months ago. It's for your collection.
A toy car!
Oh, this is great!
Yeah, if you've got it, spend it on the people you love.
Is this Grandma?
Yeah, she's still alive.
Jesus! Grandma, you got short.
How long has it been? Three years?
You stopped wearing your turban.
My God! Susan, you look great.
If you weren't my sister-
I know it's been hard.
You were supposed to wait outside so I could introduce you.
Well, why don't you do it now, Larry?
this is my son, Cool.
Did he say "Cool"?
It's a long story.
Keep Patty away from my brother. He'll suck the intelligence out of her.
The clip Awkward family gathering Part 3 from Parenthood (1989) with Eileen Ryan, Tom Hulce
Cool is adorable. Why didn't you ever write us you had a son?
I didn't know myself until a couple of months ago.
a few years ago I was living in Vegas with this girl.
A showgirl. She was in that show, "Elvis On Ice. "
Anyway, we drifted apart...
as people do in these complicated times...
and then a couple of months ago, she shows up with Cool, tells me...
"You watch him. I shot someone. I have to leave the country. "
That's a parent?
we're back in town because I've got something really huge cooking.
Enormous. Monster. Dad, this is it.
From now on, I'm gonna be taking care of all of you.
This isn't another get-rich-quick scheme, is it, Larry?
What's wrong with getting rich quick?
Quick is the best way to get rich. Look who I'm talking to.
You ever see her family?
They find a nickel, they huddle together and bury it like squirrels.
What's the deal, son? What do you have going?
Has anyone heard of hydroponics?
Well, that's great!
Hydroponics is the growing of plants without soil.
What are you using? Coarse sand or suspension hydroponics?
There's a guy with a lab coat that makes that decision. I make the deal.
The clip Awkward family gathering Part 4 from Parenthood (1989) with Jason Robards, Rick Moranis
And I got to thinking, Cool's had no kind of life, no family.
So while I'm locking this down, I thought we would stay with you.
A couple of weeks.
The thing is, we don't have the big house anymore, you know.
We just have the one bedroom for us and one for Grandma.
Grandma's welcome to stay with us for a while.
It'd be valuable for Patty to have a multigenerational influence.
Fine with me.
Well, I'll have to give you a list of her medications-
and you'll have to pick up her shower chair.
There's her hearing aid batteries, magnifying glass for reading.
Your mouth used up all the power.
Don't worry, Dad. We can still find the bar.
I'll get a flashlight.
I'll get it, sis.
Where is it? In the bedroom?
It's in the nightstand.
Mom, Dad, what happened?
You know I don't like it in the dark.
This is a blackout.
It's a temporary interruption in the home's electrical supply.
Where's the switch?
Bring it here.
Oh, here it is.
What is this?
Mommy, what was that?
That was an electric ear cleaner.
It was kind of big.
It sure was!
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