The clip cup cake maker infomercial from Cat in the Hat (2003) with Mike Myers
Oh, no! Ohh!
Little-known fact... cats always land on their tushy.
I thought they always landed on their feet.
Oh, sure, now you tell me.
So, kiddo, what do you want to do for fun?
I wanna make cupcakes!
Cupcakes? Oh, yeah! To the kitchen!
Live from the kitchen,
the following is a paid commercial announcement for Astounding Products.
Hi! Welcome to Astounding Products.
I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all the obvious questions.
Now, here to tell us about his astounding product for making cupcakes,
all the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome...
Now... Hello! I'm so excited!
Do you love making cupcakes,
but hate all the hard cupcake work?
I know I do!
Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes...
and say hello...
to the amazing Kupkake-inator.
I'm so excited!
Oh, this amazing device can instantly make cupcakes...
out of anything that you have in the kitchen.
Wait a minute. Did you say anything"?
Anything? Yes, anything.
I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.
Now, take off the lid. You can put in, I don't know, a carton of eggs.
What? How about a pack of hot dogs?
That's incredible! Why not some ketchup?
Yeah, why not? How about... I know what you're thinkin'.
Even a fire extinguisher. There we go.
Now, close the lid and Bob's your flippin' uncle!
What an astounding product!
Open the drawer,
Fill the patented Kupkake-inator tray,
The clip cup cake maker infomercial Part 2 from Cat in the Hat (2003) with Mike Myers
Close the drawer,
Then place it in a conventional oven.
Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
Did you just say "minutes away"?
You're not just wrong, you're stupid. Now, wait just a minute...
And you're ugly, just like your mum.
Did you just call my mother ugly?
Shut up! I mean it! I will end you!
Um, Cat. Your tail.
What about it?
Oh, I see! I've chopped it off. That's interesting, because...
Son of a bi...
Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue.