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Everyone loves the holiday classic Love Actually, but have you seen the new trailer for the sequel? Featured: Love Actually (2003) American Dreamz (2006) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) The Walking Dead (2010-Present) Domino (2005) Shaun of the Dead (2004) Children of Men (2006) Taken (2008) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) The King's Speech (2010) The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) Johnny English Reborn (2011) Mamma Mia! (2008) Death at a Funeral (2007) The Girl Next Door (2004) American Reunion (2012) Mad Men (2007-Present) Game of Thrones (2011-Present) The Grey (2011) Bad Santa (2003) Breaking Bad (2008-2013) Subscribe to Official Comedy for free at: http://goo.gl/mf8J5 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/OfficialComedy Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/OfficialComedy Follow our Tumblr: http://officialcomedy.tumblr.com/
26 Dec 2013
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The clip "we'll be watching" from Children of Men (2006) with Charlie Hunnam, Clive Owen This never fucking happened, so don't go telling tales, 'cause we'll be watching you. At work, when you sleep, when you have a piss, we'll be watching. All the fucking time. Jeez, your breath stinks. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. It was Julian's idea bringing you here. She put herself at great risk. Now you know about the five grand we can offer you. So if you change your mind, pin this to the notice board at Camden tube. We'll do the rest. Here you are. Bus fare.
28 Oct 2011
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The clip Ambush from Children of Men (2006) with Julianne Moore, Clive Owen. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Jesus! Shit! Go! Go! We're gonna make it. Come on, we're gonna make it. No, I'm not gonna make it! I'm not gonna make it! Christ! Back up! Back up now! Jesus! Oh, save us! Save us in our hour of need! Blessed Mary, save us. Christ, Jesus! He's got a gun! Cover Kee! Get down! Oh, my God! She's been shot! Fuck. She's been shot. How is she? How is she? She's bleeding! She's bleeding, she's bleeding everywhere! Shit! Julian. Put pressure on the wound! Please, please, please. Please, please. Oh, no. Oh, no. Julian... Jesus Christ!
4 Apr 2012
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The clip Why are women infertile? from Children of Men (2006) with Michael Caine, Clive Owen. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. So, Human Project is having this dinner and all the wisest men in the world are there... "Human Project." Why do people believe this crap? You know, even if these people existed with these facilities in secret locations... Fuck me, that's strong. Even if they discovered the cure for infertility, it doesn't matter. Too late. The world went to shit. You know what? It was too late before the infertility thing happened, for fuck's sake. I was just trying to tell a joke, man. I'm sorry. Go on. No, I'm not telling it now. No, come on, Jasper. No. Fuck it. I'm not fucking telling you. It's all right. Go on. Okay. The Human Project gives this great big dinner for all the scientists and sages in the world. They're tossing around theories about the ultimate mystery, why are women infertile? Why can't we make babies anymore? Some of them say it's genetic experiments, gamma rays, pollution. Same old, same old. Anyway, in the corner, this Englishman's sitting. He hasn't said a word. He's just tucking into his dinner. So they decide to ask him. They say, "Well, why do you think we can't make babies anymore?" And he looks up at them, and he's chewing on this great big wing, and he says, "I haven't the faintest idea," he said. "But this stork is quite tasty, isn't it?" Eating a fucking stork. Eating the stork. Italia. You okay, amigo? Yeah. My ears are still ringing from earlier. Well, a little Zen music won't bother you, then, will it?
8 Apr 2012
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The clip baby diego from Children of Men (2006) The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet. Baby Diego was stabbed outside a bar in Buenos Aires after refusing to sign an autograph. Witnesses at the scene say... Excuse me. ...that Diego spat in the face of a fan who asked for an autograph. He was killed in the ensuing brawl. The fan was later beaten to death... Coffee, please. Black. ...by the angry crowd. Born in 2009, the son of Marcello and Sylvia Ricardo, a working-class couple from Mendoza, he struggled all his life with the celebrity status thrust upon him as the world's youngest person. Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet was 18 years, 4 months, 20 days, 16 hours and 8 minutes old.
28 Oct 2011
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The clip Strawberry Cough from Children of Men (2006) . Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. "There have been no cases of anyone surviving "who has taken the preparation." Daddy government hands out suicide kits and anti-depressants in the rations, but ganja is still illegal. Most of my weed goes to Bexhill now. This bloke buys it from me and smuggles it in. Guess what he does? His real job? Immigration cop. Bravo! One of the many perks of having a refugee camp in the neighborhood. Come on, taste that. Cough. Cough? Cough. You taste it? Strawberries. This is Strawberry Cough.
4 Apr 2012
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The clip Quitus and Strawberrie Cough from Children of Men (2006) with Michael Caine, Clive Owen "There have been no cases of anyone surviving "who has taken the preparation." Daddy government hands out suicide kits and anti-depressants in the rations, but ganja is still illegal. Most of my weed goes to Bexhill now. This bloke buys it from me and smuggles it in. Guess what he does? His real job? Immigration cop. Bravo! One of the many perks of having a refugee camp in the neighborhood. Come on, taste that. Cough. Cough? Cough. You taste it? Strawberries. This is Strawberry Cough. So, Human Project is having this dinner and all the wisest men in the world are there... "Human Project." Why do people believe this crap? You know, even if these people existed with these facilities in secret locations... Fuck me, that's strong. Even if they discovered the cure for infertility, it doesn't matter. Too late. The world went to shit. You know what? It was too late before the infertility thing happened, for fuck's sake. I was just trying to tell a joke, man. I'm sorry. Go on. No, I'm not telling it now. No, come on, Jasper. No. Fuck it. I'm not fucking telling you. It's all right. Go on. Okay. The Human Project gives this great big dinner for all the scientists and sages in the world. They're tossing around theories about the ultimate mystery, why are women infertile? Why can't we make babies anymore? Some of them say it's genetic experiments, gamma rays, pollution. Same old, same old. Anyway, in the corner, this Englishman's sitting. He hasn't said a word. He's just tucking into his dinner.
28 Oct 2011
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The clip entering Bexhill from Children of Men (2006) with Peter Mullan What's wrong with her? A minor contraction. It's normal. Just breathe. All right. When you're released, stroll out with the other fugees. Look for the statue of a soldier. There you'll meet a woman, Marichka. Arab, gypsy, something. Always carries a shitty little dog with her. She'll find you accommodation for tonight. All right. You're fugees now. Show Syd the fugee face. Sad face. Sad fugee face. That's good. That's good. Okay. Out! Come on. Come on. Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up, move. Send me a postcard. Seats in the back! Come on, hurry up! What time are we supposed to meet the boat? Sunset tomorrow. How do we know that Luke and his mob haven't intercepted it? Luke has no way of contacting the Human Project. Nor does anyone else.
28 Oct 2011
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The clip Jaspers house from Children of Men (2006) Look who it is. It's Theo. Hey, Janice, how you doing? It's Theo. Your rebel with a lost cause. She loves this color. Don't you, darling? You love it. "Is there a chance it will not work for me?
28 Oct 2011
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The clip The baby's coming from Children of Men (2006) with Pam Ferris, Peter Mullan. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Miriam, I'm all wet. Her water's broke. The baby's coming. Shit. Shit! All right, sweetheart. All right, sweetheart. Everything is fine. Breathe. Just breathe it out. That's it. Tomorrow you'll be safe. You'll be on the boat. On the Tomorrow, they'll take care of you. They'll take you far away from all this. Look up, you piece of shite. Look up. Out! Get out! Lord, give Kee the strength to know that she has the power already within her. She has the wisdom... What's wrong with you? I said, what's wrong with you? Look at me! I said, what's wrong with you? Saint Gabriel, help us... Shut up! You! Out! Saint Gabriel, come to our aid! Listen, you fucking nutcase! Get out! Up, now. Come on. Caca! Caca! Piss. Piss. Caca. Smell. Girl. You smell it yourself. You fucking people disgust me. She's okay, Kee. She's okay. She's gonna be... Miriam!
4 Apr 2012
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The clip credits closing from Children of Men (2006)
29 Oct 2011
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The clip dinner from Children of Men (2006) We got to keep Las Meninas and a few other Vel�squezes, but we only got a hold of two Goyas. That thing in Madrid was a real blow to art. Not to mention people. How's Martha? She's doing her animal charity thing. Sends her love. Give her my best. Yes. Why did you come, Theo? Well, the thing is, I met this girl. Cute? Beautiful. Is it serious? Very. She's got this brother in Brighton and she hasn't seen him for about five years, and he's not doing too good. I mean, pretty sick. I don't think he's gonna make it. Sorry. I've got money. I was just hoping that you might... I was hoping you could get us the transit papers to get to the coast. Transit papers? That's quite a favor. I know. Highly controlled. Alex, take your pills. Alex. Alex? Alex! Come with me. I'm really sorry, Nigel. I just don't know who else to ask.
28 Oct 2011
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The clip train station from Children of Men (2006) Hey, amigo! Jasper! Good to see you. Come on.
28 Oct 2011
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The clip Car ride with Jasper from Children of Men (2006) with Michael Caine, Clive Owen. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. You know who did it? Islamic? Fishes? Fuck knows. I'll bet it was the government. Every time one of our politicians is in trouble, a bomb explodes. It's the second time in a month. You okay? It was horrible. I'm glad you don't take cream or sugar, amigo. Losing you and Baby Diego on the same day would be too hard to bear. Well, that was even worse, everybody crying. I mean, Baby Diego, come on. That guy was a wanker. Yeah, but he was the youngest wanker on Earth. Pull my finger. Quick, quick! Jasper... Fucking hell! That's disgusting! Illegal immigrants. Taking them to Bexhill. Poor fugees. After escaping the worst atrocities and finally making it to England, our government hunts them down like cockroaches.
8 Apr 2012
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The clip ping pong from Children of Men (2006) with Nihal Arthanyake And now one for all the nostalgics out there, a blast from the past all the way back from 2003. That beautiful time when people refused to accept the future was just around the corner. Hey. You're snoring. No, I wasn't. Yes, you were. He always snored. Where are we? Canterbury. We're close. Anyone know if there's a hotel around here? What? Julian promised me a little bit of action. You still like it in the afternoon? So what did you do? Rob a train? Blow up a building? Leave the girl alone. You told me he was suave. Wanker's a drunk. He's suave. You should have seen him in the old days when he was a real activist. You were the activist, I just wanted to get laid. One time the police came to throw us out of our squat and Theo invited them up for coffee to negotiate, only the coffee was spiked with ketamine. No! You didn't, did you? Fuck off. You gotta be kidding. You know how many people I've tried this with? I don't wanna know. You'll be happy to know out of the hundreds... Hundreds? ...you are still the only one. I'm not doing it. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. The car's moving too much. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. You are. Ready? Thelonius! No, wait, wait. Okay. Do it again! Do it again! Julian, that's disgusting! Look out!
28 Oct 2011
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The clip Baby Froley from Children of Men (2006) with Clare-Hope Ashitey, Clive Owen Eight. It takes nine months. I know. Who's the father? Whiffet. I'm a virgin. Sorry? That'd be wicked, eh? Yeah, it would. Fuck knows. I don't know most of the wankers' names. You know, when I started puking, I thought I catch the pest. But then my belly started getting big. Nobody ever told me these things. I never seen a pregnant woman before. But I knew. I felt like a freak. I didn't tell nobody. I thought about the Quietus thing. Supposed to be suave. Pretty music and all that. Then the baby kicked. I feel it. Little bastard was alive. And I feel it. And me, too. I am alive. Froley. Froley. Name my baby Froley. It's the first baby in 18 years. You can't call it Froley. Says who? Kee, I've found you a boat. Great. How? We get ourselves arrested. Oh, Jesus. No, no. Syd, this border guard I sell pot to, has agreed to get us into Bexhill. Nicely ironic, eh? We break into prison! Wicked.
28 Oct 2011
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