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The clip Playing Strip Trivia from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Eugene Levy, Crystle Lightning Great first day, campers. This is your Macro speaking... and, hey, morale couldn't have been higher today. So hop in the sack, and get a good night's sleep because... starting tomorrow, we have many, many exciting activities planned... not the least of which is the race for the Tall Oaks Cup. So let the games begin. Bandees Gone Wild. Scene One. Party hombre. It's called Strip Trivia. We made it up. It's a Band Camp tradition. "Fourth and Long," "Sextuplets," "Banging Babes," and "Who Blew Me?" This looks like my kind of game. Shall we play? You sit in the middle. Your game, my seating chart. Sit a little closer, ladies. Don't be scared. It's all right. Okay... the rules are simple. You choose a category and a question... and every time you miss, you strip. Hell, yeah. I'll go first. "Who Blew Me?" Good. I am a silver Stradivarius trumpet played by a Pulitzer Prize winner. Who blew me? Yeah, like I'd know. Sorry. Lose the shoes, and pick again. You didn't tell me this shit was about music. Well, it is Band Camp, moron. Hey, to be fair... maybe we should just give him a head start. All right. Yeah. Okay, all right. All right. What's wrong with you? Scared to show off the mosquito bites? I've matured since the fourth grade, Matt. Have you? Oh, I've got 10 pounds of dangling maturity right here, Leesy. Quit calling me that. Okay, okay, moving on. Matt, just pick another question, please. All right, screw it. Whatever. There you go. Suck on that. Fourth and Long. Sure, no problem. Of Beethoven's major symphonies, which has the longest fourth movement?
30 Nov 2011
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The clip Five Points Off from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Crystle Lightning, Tad Hilgenbrink Oscar, brought me something to drink? Come on. Good looking out, baby. Hey, it's Ernie Crapowitz. So you finally came out of the closet. Good for you. Look, I want to know what goes on at night, all right? All the crazy shit. Naked pillow fights, whatever. Do I look like the guy that's in charge of the naked pillow fights, huh? It's my first time here. Notice the beanie? Yes. Yes, I do. Yes, speaking of beanies, where's yours, Stifler? You still not following the rules, huh? Let's see. Look. He's getting in trouble again. No standard-issue Tall Oaks T-shirt and no beanie. I believe that's two points from Great Falls, Mr. Nelson. Tell you what, Vande-cramp... what if I took his beanie... and put it on my weenie? How do you like that Vande-cramp? It's on my head, right? Make it five points from Great Falls. Five points. Man, this place sucks donkey ass. Put your beanie on, Son. Five points. Stay still. Stop moving. He ain't going nowhere now. This isn't your world. This is our world, and we don't want you in it. You already cost us five points in the standings. We can't have that. Set the man up with his beanie.
30 Nov 2011
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The clip Ernie hits on Chloe from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Jason Earles, Crystle Lightning All right, there we go, little buddy. I'm gonna fix you up good. Any girl that knows how to play a tuba, she can do things. That's what Stifler says. I don't know what it means, but it's got to be good. You're good to go. Let's go find Chloe. Holy shit. What the hell? Who's doing this? Take it. It's okay. Thanks, little creepy machine. You're welcome... beautiful lady. With my right, with my right, but I can also do it with my left, with my left.
30 Nov 2011
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The clip Graduation Prank from American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005) with Arielle Kebbel, Crystle Lightning Okay, people, let's take a break. Remember, we play this at the end of the ceremony after Pomp and Circumstance. I don't want anyone starting the wrong song again. Elyse, you need to relax, girl. I'm fine. I just... You know, it's my first time up here, and- Yeah, but it's graduation. It ain't the Boston Pops. This performance sets the tone for our senior year. I mean... Look, you just remember that everybody here is pulling for you. Dork. Dork. Dork. Goose. I like them feisty. What're you doing here, Stifler? We just want to say sayonara, and let you fuck-necks know... we plan on winning the state title, now that the Stiffmeister's running the show. Adios, butt-hugger. He's a bigger asshole than his brother. Holy shit, Arrianna. Matt, what're you doing here? Oh, we just want to make sure the seniors have a very memorable last day.
1 Dec 2011
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