Boy sees his dad cheating on mom – but when mom realizes what the boy is saying… Oops!
It’s always important to get the full story, or things might not go exactly as you would hoped for. This is one such story.
Little Johnny sees his daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car, and sees daddy and aunt Jane sharing a ‘passionate moment’.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
“Mommy, Mommy, I was at the playground and daddy and….” Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw daddy’s car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I went to look and daddy was giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then daddy…”
At this point, mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for when we are having dinner. I want to see the look on daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”
At the dinner table, mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
“Well, I was at the playground, and I saw daddy’s car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I followed them to see what they were doing, and then I saw how daddy gave aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants, and then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Jack used to do when daddy was in the Army.”
The mom fainted.
Sometimes you might want to listen to the full story before you interrupt… ?
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Dad Learns Son Is Being A Bully, Teaches Him Lesson He will Never Forget
Bullying has always been an issue, but it seems to be one that is becoming even more prevalent and vicious. There are many reasons why this may be so, but one very possible cause is that parents are not teaching their children how to treat others or disciplining them when they act unkindly.
One Southern father is seeking to change that, at least in his own home.
When Bryan Thornhill found out his son was bullying other kids on the school bus, he decided to teach him a lesson. His unique form of discipline has quickly gone viral.
“Hey everyone, welcome to ‘You Better Listen to Your Dad 2018,'” Bryan started a video he posted on Facebook.
The video, taken from his car, shows his 10-year-old son running in the rain on the side of the road with his backpack on.
Bryan explained what was going on:
“My son has finally got in trouble on the bus enough to where he was kicked off the bus for three days because he was being a little bully, which I do not tolerate, can not stand. Therefore, he has to now run to school.
“We are right about one mile from the school so all week he’s got the experience of running.”
Bryan was not about to tolerate this kind of behavior from his son. He was going to nip the problem right in the bud.
“This right here is called parenting,” he said.
“We are gonna make sure that one way or another his teachers are gonna be able to enjoy his company at school – he’s not disrupting his classmates and everything else,” Bryan said.
And it seems this form of parenting is working! Bryan said his son’s attitude had been “much better” and his “teachers have approved of his behavior this week.”
“He has not got in trouble at school this week [whereas] last week he was absolutely out of his mind,” Bryan noted.
Some people have called out Bryan’s punishment for being cruel and humiliating, but he insists he’s just doing his job and even encouraged other parents to follow his lead.
Rude teen tells mom of crying baby to ‘shut that thing up,’ – has no clue his dad is listening in
A crying baby can be frustrating and annoying for those who get around it, and people are often judging the parents for not shutting their babies up, not considering the fact that the parents themselves are just as frustrated, if not more. I believe every parent out there makes everything to get their baby calmed down but that’s not always an easy task.
Exhausted parents are always grateful for a word of kindness and support from understanding strangers, and thankfully that’s exactly what mom Lucy Hatami got when she encountered a rude young man while out to breakfast recently.
Tired of being stuck in the house all day, Lucy decided to go out to breakfast with her 8-month-old son. While she was trying to get organized, though, her son began to get fussy.
Lucy tried desperately to calm him down, but before she could, she heard a 20-something young man muttering some unkind words meant directly for her.
“I wish she would shut that thing up!” he said loudly enough for her to hear.
Lucy was taken aback and did not know what to say, but soon an unlikely hero came to her defense.
“Before I could even respond his dad comes up behind him clips him round the ear,” Lucy recalled.
“What and you think you were perfect?” he chastised his son. “You were a right little sod. Now stop being a brat, go up there and apologize to her and offer to get her breakfast as she clearly has her hands full!”
Clearly, this father remembered the challenges of raising young ones and he was not about to let his son get away with being rude and disrespectful to a struggling mom.
“So I got my buffet breakfast with waiter service along with a lovely coffee,” Lucy wrote in a Facebook post. “Thank you to that dad who even after 20 odd years still remembers the difficulty of being parents to babies!”
It seems this dad may still have a little parenting of his own yet to do, but thankfully he is not afraid to
This dad is fun loving and is not at all ashamed to go full insane in front of a crowd. He sure is the favorite parent of his children.
This dad was successful in his hilarious prank but he was not ready for what his son delivered. He is never pranking his son ever again.
Dad finds farewell letter from 16 year old daughter, notices interesting detail on the last line
As a parent, you want what’s best for your children. As they reach their teenage years, they will inevitably start staying out late, doing god knows what. That’s when you get worried as a parent, something we all handle in different ways.
The most important thing is that your children are happy and healthy, but at the same time, you would like to know what they are up to when they are away. Life is not just about feeling good – they should still take care of their responsibilities, such as doing schoolwork.
The father in this funny story was looking for his 16 year old daughter, but instead found a letter on her bed that he read with shaking hands!
Steven was walking through his house, looking for his teenage daughter Anna. He was feeling down after watching his favorite team lose last night, and was going to suggest to his daughter that they go buy some ice cream together.
His daughter had been in her room upstairs a few hours ago, but now her shoes were missing in the hallway.
He walked up to her room, only to find the door open. On her bed, he saw a hand-written note.
This is what it said:
“Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Johnny.
I have finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!
And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with Johnny, and I’m already three months pregnant. We are going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We are going to get married next week!
He’s also explained to me that weed is not as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we are growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We will have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they will give us as many pills as we want.
I do hope that they find a cure for AIDS soon, so
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Three Siblings Gathered To Celebrate Their Parents’ Anniversary. Their Dad’s Response Was Priceless.
Joke submitted by Scott W. from Biloxi, Mississippi.
A couple was about to celebrate 50 years together.
Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had varied excuses.
“Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one. “Sorry, I’m running late… I just did nOt have the time to get you a present.”
“No worry,” said Dad. “The important thing is that we Are all together.”
Son number two arrived and announced, “Just flew in from L.A. and didnt have time to get you anything… I’m sorry.”
“It’s nothing,” said the father, “just glad you could be here today.”
The daughter arrived. “Happy anniversary! I’m sorry, but I ve been out of town and did not bring a present.”
Again the father said, “I really do not care, at least the five of us are together today.”
Later, during dinner, the father put down his fork, looked up and said, “Listen, you three, there’s something your mother and I need to tell you. We came to this country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to raise you and send you to college. But we never got around to getting married.”
The three kids gasped and said, in unison, “You mean we are BASTARDS?”
“Yep,” said the dad. “And cheap ones, too!”
This Kid Wanted A Car. His Dad’s Response Genius
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
The dad said he would make a deal with his son:
“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we will talk about the car.”
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he would settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After six weeks his father said, “Son, you have brought your grades up and I have observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you have not had your hair cut.”
The boy said, “You know, Dad, I have been thinking about that, and I have noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
To this his father replied, “Did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?”
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