Daughter claims she’s never been with a man – then doctor’s priceless reply makes her mother faint
We all want to believe that our sons and daughters are little angels who can do no wrong, but that is seldom the case. I mean, just think back on when you were their age – I’m sure you did some naughty things that you never told your parents about until years later, if even then!
We all want the best for our children, and we often think we know that that is. But sometimes we have to let go and let them make their own mistakes. Doing so is hard, but it’s the only way they will grow and become their own person.
The funny story below is a hilarious example of just that, and I just had to share it with you. I can not help but laugh at the doctor’s reply when the daughter says that she’s never been with a man!
A mother takes her 16 year old daughter to the doctor. The female doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?”
The mother replies, “It’s my daughter, Darla. She keeps getting these cravings. Also, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor raises an eyebrow but says nothing, not wanting to jump to conclusions. She gives Darla a good examination.
After finishing her examination, the doctor turns to the mother and says, “Well, I do not know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant. About 4 months would be my guess.”
The mother bursts out, “Pregnant?! She can not be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”
Darla shakes her head and says, “No, Mom! I have never even kissed a man!”
The doctor stands up, walks over to a nearby window and opens the blinds. She says nothing, and instead just looks out the window attentively.
A few moments later, the mother asks, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I will be damned if I’m go
Wife gives 9 year old daughter DNA test, 5 seconds later the unexpected results make her faint
We all make mistakes – that’s just an unavoidable fact of life. And when mistakes happen due to miscommunications and misunderstandings, things can really go south quickly.
The story below is a perfect example of just that. Maria was starting to suspect that something was wrong with her daughter, and when she found out the unexpected truth, she… well, I wo not spoil the ending for you, so make sure to read to the end.
If this story made your laugh, then feel free to share it – laughter really is the best medicine!
Maria was in a loving marriage, and she was happy with her life. However, she had started to suspect that something was very wrong.
Everyone in her and her husband’s family had dark hair, but their 9 year old daughter’s hair was bright red. After thinking about it for a while, she finally decided to get a DNA test for their child.
When she got the results back, she was shocked to see that her husband was not the father – and she was not the mother! Their daughter was from completely different parents.
Maria spent the afternoon thinking about how she would break the news to her husband. Nothing would ever be the same again. Finally, she decided to just tell him as he was watching football.
She said to him, “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.”
He replied, “What’s up?”
“Well, according to the DNA test results, we are not our daughter’s parents.”
Her husband replied, “You silly goose, of course we are not!”
Maria looked at him, stunned and confused.
Her husband continued, “Well, do not you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. You said: ‘Please go change the baby, I will wait for you here.’”
Dad finds farewell letter from 16 year old daughter, notices interesting detail on the last line
As a parent, you want what’s best for your children. As they reach their teenage years, they will inevitably start staying out late, doing god knows what. That’s when you get worried as a parent, something we all handle in different ways.
The most important thing is that your children are happy and healthy, but at the same time, you would like to know what they are up to when they are away. Life is not just about feeling good – they should still take care of their responsibilities, such as doing schoolwork.
The father in this funny story was looking for his 16 year old daughter, but instead found a letter on her bed that he read with shaking hands!
Steven was walking through his house, looking for his teenage daughter Anna. He was feeling down after watching his favorite team lose last night, and was going to suggest to his daughter that they go buy some ice cream together.
His daughter had been in her room upstairs a few hours ago, but now her shoes were missing in the hallway.
He walked up to her room, only to find the door open. On her bed, he saw a hand-written note.
This is what it said:
“Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Johnny.
I have finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!
And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with Johnny, and I’m already three months pregnant. We are going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We are going to get married next week!
He’s also explained to me that weed is not as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we are growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We will have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they will give us as many pills as we want.
I do hope that they find a cure for AIDS soon, so
Mom writes hilarious tardy note for obnoxious teen daughter, now millions of parents are cheering!
Growing up is not easy, something parents with teenage children know better than anyone else. They need to deal with their kids’ big mood swings and everything that goes along with them.
Children are wonderful in many ways, but when they go through puberty and their teenage years, things are bound to get a little bit rough. They develop a rebellious attitude and experience mighty mood swings – and suddenly, your kids are not as cute and obedient as they used to be.
Mom Nicole Poppic knows this all to well. Her daughter Cara was running late for school, so she asked her mother for an excuse note to show to her teacher.
And she got exactly what she asked for – but the note was not at all what she expected.
This Mom is not one to coddle her kids – and what she wrote to the teacher is now spreading over the internet like wildfire.
The funny note
The tardy note reads:
“To whom it may concern, Cara is tardy this morning as a result of a condition known as teenage-ism. Adolescents across our great nation are afflicted, and there is no known cure. Symptoms are multitudinous, but this particular morning, she suffered from an inability to remove herself from her bed. She also felt the need to talk back to her birth-giver! She seems to be recovering her senses after watching her cell phone fly out the car window. Please call me if there is another flare-up.
I think this was a hilarious example of how to handle something difficult and stressful in a fun and lighthearted way.
Nicole seems like a kind and caring Mom, and I think she loves her daughter above all else.
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3-week-old baby unconscious after car ride – mom gives urgent caution to all parents
When Kirsti Clark and her husband Christopher went out to run some errands with their young daughters, they never imagined they would end up visiting the emergency room.
It was just a normal day in the life of this lovely Scottish couple as they left home with their girls, three-year-old Malena and three-week-old Harper. They were making some shopping and taking baby Harper out of her car seat every time they stopped at a shop.
It was a bit of a long journey due to rush-hour traffic, it took them 1 hour and 45 minutes to finally arrive home and Harper was strapped into her car seat as usual. After they got in, the newborn spent another 15 minutes in her car seat as her parents put her older sister to bed.
Kirsti explained “When we got home it was way past Malena’s bedtime so we brought Harper in her car seat and she stayed in there for 15 minutes as we got Malena into bed. My husband got Harper out and put her on his knee but she looked like she could not get comfy so he laid her down on her mat and she was kicking about.”
After layingHarper on her play mat her lips turned blue, they realized something was terribly wrong as the baby’s jaw was clenched shut and white foam started frothing out of her nose and mouth. Harper was having a seizure. The couple was terrified since it did not look like a normal seizure, she was arching her back and throwing her head back.
The baby was rushed to hospital where she was resuscitated. She spent the night having tests but fortunately there was nothing to worry about and she is now in good health.
Doctors at the hospital warned that any child that spends more than one hour in a car seat can be at risk of suffering from Oxygen Deprivation.
Everybody knows that leaving small kids, babies or even pets inside cars for some hours is not a good idea. But this was different, spending two hours in her car seat caused such a severe oxygen deprivation tha
He Was Tired Of His Old Father’s Mess, But Then His 4-Year-Old Spoke Up!
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and 4-year-old grandson.
The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather’s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.
The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. “We must do something about father,” said the son. “I have had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.” So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather’s direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.
The 4-year-old watched it all in silence.
One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, “What are you making?” Just as sweetly, the boy responded, “Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.” The 4-year-old smiled and went back to work.
The words so struck the parents that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.
That evening the husband took Grandfather’s hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.
Moral: You reap what you sow. Regardless of your relationship with your parents, you will miss them when they are
Drunk driver smashes into wedding car: Police looks into wreckage and see horrific discovery
The bride’s parents Christopher and Denice, along with her sister, Jennifer, Jennifer’s husband, Neil, and their two young daughters, Katie and Grace, got in the limousine that would take them home after a long day of love, laughter and festivities.
“I remember looking in on the limo and seeing Kate and waving goodbye and she waved goodbye and never thought that was going to be the type of moment where you are seeing people for the last time”, says the groom David.
The left the wedding in a limousine from Long Island and soon joined the highway.
They were not to know that a drunk 24-year-old, Martin Heidgen, was also driving at the same time.
Heidgen, hit the limo head-on, when driving on the wrong side of the road causing a devastating accident.
Martin’s blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit according to police reports.
He was driving at a speed of 70 miles per hour, he had consumed at least 14 drinks and was on the wrong side of the highway for at least two miles, before the catastrophic event happened.
Stanley Rabinowitz, 59, the driver of the limousine, was killed instantly after being crushed by the engine.
Christopher, the bride’s father had broke both of his legs in several places after being thrown to the floor.
At a later stage he had to have one amputated.
Also seriouly injured was his wife Denice and little grace was stuck in the wreckage.
Neil attempted to crawl from the car to seek help, despite having a broken back.
In the meantime, Jennifer, who injured her foot, was desperately looking for Katie, at the time of the crash she had been lying beside her on the seat.
All of a sudden, Jennifer Flynn saw something that no mother should ever have to witness – Katie, her little girl had been decapitated by her own safety-belt.
Michael Tangney, one of the first responders on the scene who was the bride’s uncle and a policeman himself.
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Nasty Fans Mock Cheerleader With Down Syndrome, Then Basketball Players Stop The Game
A hero is someone admired for their courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities. We often think of soldiers, police, or firefighters as heroes, but sometimes it only takes a small – but courageous – act to make someone a hero in someone else’s eyes.
That’s what three middle school basketball players are to Desiree Andrews.
The 14-year-old is a cheerleader at Lincoln Middle School in Kenosha, Wisconsin. She is just like every other cheerleader on the squad except for one thing: Desiree has Down Syndrome.
Despite having what some might describe as a “disability,” Desiree has never let Down Syndrome keep her from doing the things she loves. She was inspired to try out for the cheerleading team after watching an episode of the television show Glee.
“They have a character with Down syndrome who is a cheerleader,” Desiree’s father, Cliff Andrews, said. “And she said, ‘If she can be a cheerleader, I can be a cheerleader.'”
Desiree has always felt supported and loved, but during a recent basketball game, that all changed.
As she stood on the sidelines, cheering with her teammates, some in the crowd began to make fun of her.
Cliff still remembers how angry he was watching total strangers mock his beloved daughter, but he also recalls her brave response.
“She saw that I was upset,” he said. “She threw her hands around me and made me look at her face and said, ‘Papa, it’s OK. I still love them even if they do not like me.'”
But Cliff was not the only one who noticed the heckling. Some of the players started to notice it too, and they were not going to stand for it.
During a timeout, Miles Rodriguez, Scooter Terrien, and Chase Vazquez went into the crowd and gave the bullies a simple message: “Do not mess with her.” They also went to the sports director and asked him to do something about the nasty fans.
“We were mad,” Miles said, “we did not like that.”
When Cliff first saw the pl