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The clip a plan is born from Deliver Us From Eva (2003) Damn! Damn! I can't stand her. I can't stand her either, but you really need to calm down. You're making me stressed. You need to stand up to your wife, Timothy. It's like she tookyour balls and turned them into earrings. Your wife is bling-blingin' with your nuts. This is what we get for being with Eva's little sisters. They could never stand up to us without Eva. I really did think I was getting one of the fabulous Dandridge girls. I didn't know it came with the sister-in-law from hell. You gotta admit, they were the finest women in the neighborhood. We used to say their daddy's johnson Should be bronzed. Right. Did you notice how they stuck together in an argument? One for all and all for Eva. That's how they're getting down. Come on, fellas. We need to be more compassionate. Their parents died when they were young and left them alone, so they have to stick together. Yeah. I should've used that argument to get on Eva about that Dandridge fund. You know what? I would've done it. Look at you cosigning. Mike, please, you need to let that go. Every time. Okay. They've been putting money in that account ever since they were teenagers. What are they doing with it? Nothing. Step away from my man. I bet they don't even know how much is in there. There's no need for this. If he's your man, then what's he doing here with me? Charity work, heifer. Look Look Hey, hey, hey! This is just a big misunderstanding, okay? Fellas, I know that brother. Yo, Ray! Hey! I didn't even know he was back in town. You should be mad at me, not each other. I've been dating both of you, and True, we don't have a commitment. But I couldn't decide between you. Hey, fellas. I think he might be the man to rid us of Eva. That dude? Aw, hell, no. You'd be better off getting Ike Turner. They're about to cuss his ass out and leave him high and dry. Watch. Yeah, he's right. Let's go, all right? Oh, me too? Uh-huh. Get out of here! Be right back. Did you see that? Did you see that? Wow! Good to see you, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Fellas, he said he'll meet us here the day after tomorrow. So he's a freak. How does that help us with Eva? Eva just needs a man. Come on, now. Remember, we tried that? Remember Rashaun? Yeah.
16 Nov 2011
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The clip a plan is born Part 2 from Deliver Us From Eva (2003) All I said was, you was a little uptight. But I like that though. So it was like a compliment in reverse. Oh, reverse. Right. I see. Yeah. Yeah. You feeling me. Yeah, sure. Did you know that female spiders eat the male when she's done with him? Yeah. They date, they laugh, and then she turns his ass into a crab cake. Now, while the prospect of biting your head off makes me happy, I am sure that ultimately you are not a Happy Meal. So, I'm moving on to better cuisine. Good-bye, Rashaun. Eva, wait. You're just gonna say good-bye? Oh, no, it's not good-bye. It's hello in reverse. Eva. Come on, girl. Eva put that man in the mental ward. You're always exaggerating. Eva drove the brother insane. I seen him last week. Dude sound like Ron Hopper. Now he t-t-talk like th-th-this. This can work with Ray. The boy is a specialist. He is a master player. Listen, Ray can get Eva to let go ofher sisters. Then when it's just us and them, we can have all their love. Right, right. We can get him to seduce her. Yes! 'Cause all she really needs is some you know-what. Hold up. What Eva really needs is a sensitive man- somebody that can help her with her personality problems. What she needs is a dude that can hit that ass till she starts speaking in tongues. Amen. Right, right, right. Can Ray do that?
16 Nov 2011
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