The clip find suitable drug from How High (2001) with Erica Vittina Phillips
Now what? Oh, shit, Ive!
What's up, dog?
What's up, nigga? What's crackin'?
Oh, shit. You know.
Hey, you get my message about goin' to the Jets game?
Yo, I wish I could, dog, but I got this little shorty comin' through tonight.
I met her on the Internet-- chickenheads****.
This girl is bangin'!
Yo, we even exchanged pictures and everything!
Damn. This look like your last girlfriend.
Mm-hmm. And did your picture have that nasty...
Al B. Sure pubic patch in it, motherfucker?
This just sprang up. You know what I think it is?
It's the mark of Buddha.
And your haircut game is fucked up.
Girlfriend see that, she gonna shit on you.
This girl is different. All she cares about is Kevin Costner movies.
I'm gonna let Kev do the foreplay, right? Mm-hmm.
And I figured I could get somethin' from Garden of Weeden to make it interesting.
Costner, huh? Dances with Wolves. Mm-hmm.
Field of Dreams. That's a corny motherfucker.
You gonna need some strong shit just to stay awake.
You're feelin' me. You're feelin' me.
That's a four-hour move you're makin', motherfucker.
Whoo! What is this?
Huh? Get up. Dog, you shouldn't have.
Man, I didn't. Get outta here with that shit.
Let me just grab a titty. Hell, no.
She wouldn't even know it was me. To hell with that.
Yeah. What you got for me? Here you go, right here: the bomb.
Oh, yeah. What's this right here? Aah!
Stop touchin' stuff! When you gonna get funds for this shit?
The clip rejection from How High (2001) with Erica Vittina Phillips, Chuck Deezy
You the man. Round and round we go
Consider your bags outside the door What's up, baby?
Oh, hell no!
I didn't know you had dreads. And what is that?
Brother just got extensions put in today. They tight, huh?
Where? Between your eyes?
What the hell is that? It's the mark of Buddha.
It's the skid mark of Buddha!
Looks like he took a dump in the middle of your face.
I don't think this is gonna work out. Hold on, now!
Why you doin' this? I'm in the Field of Dreams and Dances with Wolves.
Nigga, you are a wolf.
Chocolate diva! Nubian goddess!
I'm gonna take you off my buddy list, bitch!
I hope you get a virus-- you and your computer!
The clip The speed dating's aftermath from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Seth Rogen, Romany Malco. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.
You know what's a fun game? Huh?
You take three Excedrin PMs...
and you see if you could whack off before you fall asleep.
You always win is the best part about the game.
Are you Andy? Yeah.
Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
My girlfriend, Jill, found your speed-dating card.
God, I've been looking for that speed-dating card.
Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
So, you actually wrote that one girl looked like...
she was "hurting for a squirting"?
Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Hurting for a squirting, I wrote that.
So you wrote "ho fo show. "
Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho.
Let me show you how this device works.
Right, I'm just looking for a cordless phone.
Yup, it's great. You can do anything, make video diaries...
Hey, Amy, how's it going? How you feeling? I'm great.
I feel fantastic since we broke up.
I feel awesome!
Can you just show me the department where there would be phones?
How have you been? What's been going on...
I bet... Hey, have you been doing a lot of this?
Sir, please, sir.
You are never gonna meet anybody...
with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch.
Who the fuck are you to put me on trial?
I've never even met you.
So why don't you back the shit off, all right?
And stop with the inquisition.
That's how you talk?
You know what, I don't have to answer to you.
You ain't my bitch.
Know what I saying?
So, shit, man. Fuck it.
You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
I don't hang out with him. I work with him and that's it.
I tried to introduce him to a few nice people...
he made a fool of himself.
I don't mess with him, baby. That's not me.
You should keep your ho on a leash.
Bro, I can't let you... Hey.
I can't let you be talking to my woman like that, dawg.
Know what I'm saying? Bitch is running wild, man.
The clip the-wedding from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Romany Malco, Catherine Keener. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.
This was some wedding. How could they afford it?
Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars.
It's crazy, right? That's fucking crazy.
We're gonna get some fucking toys.
We are all so happy for you.
I am delighted to say these words.
you may kiss the bride.
And for God's sake, consummate the thing.