Just call her Kate Feel-Upton…
Hey guys, here's my song! It's call Broken I Guess! Let me know what you think!
Here are the Lyrics:
Broken I guess
G D Em5 C5
I think youre perfect
I think youre simply, wonderful
I think its worth it
To grab this rope and pull
And somewhere else theres Lada dad a
But right here theres lada dad a
In this difficult way for me to convey what I want to display is to say
Nothing at all
Em5 C5 D
Ah ahh ah
G DBm C
You hum a tune about the darkest parts of man
Even if youre broken baby
Even if youre broken baby
G F# Bm C
Even if youre broken babe
Thats ok, Im broken too
I think youre lovely
I love the way you, scrunch your face
When I tell you a joke
About the futile, human race
And somewhere else theres lada dad a
But right here I kiss you
And before too long Ill have written a song
To examine whats wrong with us
Nothing at all
I think youre perfect
Home town: Toronto Ontario
Hobbies: Playing Music, Playing Video Games, Reading Books, Playing Basketball, Writing Songs
Favorite Books: The Watchmen, Enders Game Series, Narnia, Hitchhikers guide series
Favorite Author: Orson Scott Card, Alan Moore
Favorite TV shows: Heroes, Dexter, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica, South Park, American Dad
Favorite Actors: Brad Pitt, Seth Rogen, Matt Damon, Christian Bale
Favorite Artists: John Mayer, Regina Spektor, Mute Math, Kanye West, Tegan and Sarah, Metric, Sloan, Tragically Hip, Tom Yorke, Radiohead, Muse, U2, Pearl Jam, Nirvana
Favourite Songs: Say, Typical, On the Radio, Combat Baby, Sunday Bloody Sunday
Favorite Movies: The Departed, Wall-E, Crash, Memento, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs (anything by Quinton Tarantino)
About yourself: I am a 23 year old Songwriter and sometimes singer from Toronto. I am currently trying to make a career in the music industry, grow my fan base all that kind of stuff. My band Trick of Disaster was recently on an episode of disBAND and a song I co-wrote is going to be on an upcoming episode of Chris and John to the Rescue
Favorite Artists no one has heard of: Darrelle London, Robyn Dellunto, Lisa and Katie
Favorite Lyrics: "Take all of your so called problems, better put them in quotations" John Mayer
"To boldy clap, in a room full of nothing" Tragically Hip
"Felt up and fingerprinted waiting for the train" Metric
The Pentecostal/Charismatic response to the continued destructive effects of this preacher's heresy which is still being felt up till this day!
Scarlett Johansson getting felt up at award show.
TNA Knockout Tracy Brooks was fondled by referee Dave Linton at a BSE show in Missisauga Ontario when Linton tried to stop her from going after her opponent. This video courtesy of www.ThaOShow.com
Breast Cancer Detection......
Ellen played a game where some very lucky audience members had to feel their way through the boys of One Direction with a blindfold! See if they were able to identify the right band member, here.
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Harumi nemoto is felt up !
If you liked this litle video, support her and buy her DVDs !
Jessica alba bending over in a red dress getting felt up
Scarlett Johansen at the Oscars, nice red dress, nice clevage, nice to be felt up!
The clip going undercover from Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982) with Steve Martin, Rachel Ward
Do I look like a dame?
Not as much as I do.
I haven't turned on the charm yet.
Rigby, I wish you'd let me go instead.
Have Neff try and feel you up? No chance, Dollface.
0h. You don't want Mr Neff to feel me up?
That doesn't mean you're beginning to... care for me, does it?
I don't want any of my clients felt up.
I'm late. Neff cruises supermarkets every Thursday looking for blondes.
If I'm half the woman I think I am,...
...l'll have a date with Neff by tonight.
Neff's favourite hunting ground was Jerry's Market on Melrose.
I spotted him right away and sidled down the aisle opposite him.
I was wearing a special perfume called "Fondle Me".
Its aroma drew Neff to me like fat to a mother-in-law.
He was a ladies' man, all right. He made me feel beautiful, alive.
He asked me up to his place, and I didn't play hard to get.
On his home ground, Neff was more aggressive and I played along.
I'm crazy about you, baby.
I'm crazy about you too, Walter.
That perfume. What's the name of it?
That's the name of the perfume.
I feel like a drink.
All I've got is bourbon.
I'll make the drinks.
Sit over there.
The clip ahh fletch from Fletch Lives (1989) with Richard Libertini, Chevy Chase
Good. Brilliant as usual, Fletch. We'll run it in the next edition.
Great. See you in two weeks.
Uh, Fletch, there's... "Uh, Fletch"? Frank, I see a double-cross in your eyes.
You promised me a vacation and I'm taking it.
Right after the sewer story.
What are you talking about? You can't do this to me.
I spent eight nights on my knees for you dressed like Dolly Parton at a funeral.
I got felt up. I got dishpan hands and sore knees!
Three guys tried to kill me. And do you give a crap?
You promised me a vacation!
And you're gonna get a vacation.
As soon as you research and write the sewer system expose.
You owe me a vacation!
In July you're gonna have it!
That's two months away.
That's why you're such a great reporter. You know the facts.
By the way, the new computer disallowed your undocumented expenses.
It'll come out of this week's pay.
You can't do that.
There's nothing I can do about it. It's amazing. It's all done automatically.
On top of everything else, I think I'm getting my period.
The clip the second round from Cry_Wolf (2005) with Jared Padalecki
The wolf has survived. Who wants to start round two?
Dodger felt up the new guy.
She did ask me to bring him here.
What a whore. Let's vote.
Hey, I believe I'm allowed a defense.
Whenever someone lies, they normally have a tell.
Like my new friend, Graham, over here.
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
And there it is.
Haven't you guys realized he can't open his mouth...
without taking a swig?
So? It's empty.
Graham, you can't convince us if you can't convince yourself.
You would've noticed it if you didn't know each other so well.
Are we voting or what?
One vote for Owen. And the accuser?
The new guy gets to stay and I have to go?
I cannot wait to go to college.
Bare it and share it, Graham.
Have fun with your new recruit.
He's just pissed 'cause he's fat. I can still hear you!
So was he the wolf? Money's still on the floor.
Who wants to start round three?