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The clip Clarke Surprisingly Home Part 2 from Funny People (2009) with Leslie Mann, Adam Sandler Right. He hated you until he found out that you were sick. And if he knows that you were here and that you're feeling better, he's gonna know. So, don't say anything. Okay, yeah, yeah. Of course. Sure. I'll do that. People never thought China would do that much business with the US, but I never saw it as a big deal. You look at it like this. You've got a billion people. We make all kinds of cool shit. They find out about the cool shit, like, on the Internet and stuff. And they're gonna want the cool shit. Cool shit's universal. China's been good, but I'm trying to get into North Korea now. That's the next... That's, like, the next frontier. Wow. Wow. North Korea? North Korea. Those people would blow you for a Wii Fit. There you go. This is really good pizza. You know, they say, like, New York has the best pizza and I always thought pizza in LA was only okay, but who would have thought, you know, Marin County is where they were really hiding the good pizza pies. Clarke speaks fluent Chinese. Really? Do you speak Cantonese or Mandarin? Oh, well played, Ira. Mandarin. Well gayed, Ira. It's a bloody hard language, though, George. Jesus. That was like a scene from Deer Hunter. Girls, you can go and watch TV. Go on. Whatever you want to watch. So, George, how's the fight going, mate? How is it? Clarke. This is not something that he wants to talk about right now. He has to think about it every day of his life.
10 Nov 2011
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The clip Clarke Surprisingly Home Part 3 from Funny People (2009) with Leslie Mann, Eric Bana And he's taking a break from it right now. It's such a shame that somebody who has brought so much joy to so many people has to go through this. Shit. Shit. I'm sorry, mate. Laura. Laura. We don't need to speak in code. I'm sick. I think about it all the time. Mate, I don't know how you do it. I would be crying in my panties if I was you. I worship guys like you, that attitude. Have you considered Eastern medicine? Well, I don't know if this is considered Eastern medicine, but I've been eating a lot of rhino cock. If Clarke thinks it's the right thing to do, let me chew some. For the last time, stop calling me Rhino. George Simmons in my house! Clarke took an herb once, and he had heart palpitations and diarrhea. No, it's true. I shit myself, mate, and I had a boner at the same time. I want to take an herb that makes me as good-looking as you. Jesus Christ! If I were you I'd be at home all day fucking myself. That's what I do! All right! All right! We're cooking. He's really funny. Mmm-hmm. I don't know why his movies aren't funny, though. That's weird, isn't it? Mmm-hmm. He should put some of that on the silver screen. So, just one drink, okay? This isn't someone I want to spend a lot of time with. This? This is the Australian me? I'm so much better than this fucking idiot. He seems like the nicest guy, ever. He's trying to cure you with herbs for God's sakes. I can't leave her alone here. I have to save her. Save her from her beautiful house and lovely husband and delightful kids? Her husband's a skipping, cheating psycho. You said nothing was going on between you two. The dog could tell that you banged her. And I'm getting nauseous and sweaty. I can't... Get away from me! Get away from me! Go play with the kids. Tim, are you asking me out on a date?
10 Nov 2011
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The clip Clarke Surprisingly Home Part 2 from Funny People (2009) with Leslie Mann, Adam Sandler Right. He hated you until he found out that you were sick. And if he knows that you were here and that you're feeling better, he's gonna know. So, don't say anything. Okay, yeah, yeah. Of course. Sure. I'll do that. People never thought China would do that much business with the US, but I never saw it as a big deal. You look at it like this. You've got a billion people. We make all kinds of cool shit. They find out about the cool shit, like, on the Internet and stuff. And they're gonna want the cool shit. Cool shit's universal. China's been good, but I'm trying to get into North Korea now. That's the next... That's, like, the next frontier. Wow. Wow. North Korea? North Korea. Those people would blow you for a Wii Fit. There you go. This is really good pizza. You know, they say, like, New York has the best pizza and I always thought pizza in LA was only okay, but who would have thought, you know, Marin County is where they were really hiding the good pizza pies. Clarke speaks fluent Chinese. Really? Do you speak Cantonese or Mandarin? Oh, well played, Ira. Mandarin. Well gayed, Ira. It's a bloody hard language, though, George. Jesus. That was like a scene from Deer Hunter. Girls, you can go and watch TV. Go on. Whatever you want to watch. So, George, how's the fight going, mate? How is it? Clarke. This is not something that he wants to talk about right now. He has to think about it every day of his life.
21 Feb 2012
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