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I am Bob Cairns,I am a musician who suffers from severe Emphysema. In this film I talk to you about my Emphysema,, the effects it has on my day-to-life and other issues connected with my condition.
6 Sep 2009
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An NBC-Olympic-themed version of PSY "Gangnam Style". iTunes link: http://bit.ly/QjLTBD Amazon link: http://amzn.to/PAa2AC This is a parody. All music tracks were created by Israel Curtis. The music was not taken or sampled from the PSY Gangnam Style track. Lyrics were written by Eddie King. Vocals were performed by Austin Craig, Eddie King, and Israel Curtis. We decided to branch out from Star Wars for a little bit, but don't worry. We'll be back to it soon! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! https://twitter.com/teddiefilms http://facebook.com/teddiefilms LYRICS I am Bob Costas; I'm the host of the Olympics I haven't aged since '92 'cause I'm now made of plastics And ABC, Fox Broadcasting, and CBS can suck it NBC owns the Olympics We had Time Delay But spoiled the medal winners right before they aired that day With a promo showing Franklin win gold "before" her race Left out the tribute to the 7/7 tragedy Go Team USA You say you hate us but all the ratings say otherwise [hey] Just advertise [hey] You can stream all of the events; watch them in real time [hey] But you must subscribe [hey] To a provider of cable or satellite NBC Olympic Style Olympic Style N-N-N-N-NBC Olympic Style Olympic Style N-N-N-N-NBC Olympic Style Hey, Olympic Ladies N-N-N-N-NBC Olympic Style Bodies In Motion, Slow-Slow-Slow-Slow, Slow-motion, slow-motion We made a creepy vid with female athletes in slow motion Gabby won gold then we showed a gymnast-monkey promotion And in the background of our shot we saw Weiber's emotions This is good; cry us an ocean The post-race Interviews "How do you feel right now?" is the only way we'll question you Andrea Kremer doesn't care and she don't have a clue When you win a relay gold you're just a part of Phelp's crew It's not about you You say you hate us but all the ratings say otherwise [hey] Just advertise [hey] Quit complaining 'cause all your problems are first world kinds [hey] But if you still mind [hey] Maybe you could try North Korea on for size North Korea Style North Korea Style N-N-N-N-N-North Korea Style North Korea Style N-N-N-N-N-North Korea Style Hey PyongYang Ladies, N-N-N-N-N-North Korea Style I'm Supreme Leader bake bake bake bake, bake bake bake me a cake A brand new stance Ladies can now wear pants People starve but they can eat a pizza while they dance They get your stance And I don't think they'll dance Baby they prefer us to a labor camp You know what I'm sayin'? NBC Olympic Style Olympic Style N-N-N-N-NBC Olympic Style Olympic Style N-N-N-N-NBC Olympic Style Hey, Olympic Ladies N-N-N-N-NBC Olympic Style Bodies In Motion, Slow-Slow-Slow-Slow, Slow-motion, slow-motion NBC Olympic Style
30 Sep 2012
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The clip flints-famous-son from Roger & Me (1989) with Michael Moore, Bob Eubanks. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. I didn't have more time to waste here, because back at Flint's county fair... thousands of people were being entertained by the diving donkeys... anxiously awaiting the return of our boyhood hero... as he made his triumphant return home to Flint. From Genesee County Fair, the newlywed capital of the world... here come the newlyweds! A big hand. This is your part... There they come. Yes, it's The Newlywed Game... and these are our newlywed couples for today. Let's all meet the host and star of The Newlywed Game: Bob Eubanks! Hello, everybody. Welcome. How nice of you to come here today. Welcome to the opening of... Hi, Mom. How are you doing? You devil, you! What about questions like, ''How heavy are your wife's breasts? '' I never ask that. I say, ''What does your wife's chest weigh? '' There's a lot of difference in that question you just asked... A hell of a lot of difference. That's where I think we get a bad rap. People like yourself will quote a question like that. I wouldn't ask that question for anything. I wouldn't even say ''breasts.'' First question. These are easy questions. Ladies, how much did your husband say your chest weighs? - Gladys, what do you say, sweetheart? - Two pounds. Two pounds! He said six-and-a-half ounces. I said, ''Both of them.'' He said, ''That is both of them.'' I said, ''I'm sorry.'' He said, ''Not as sorry as I am.'' Bob was right. He didn't say "breasts" and I considered apologizing... for implying that his show wasn't wholesome family entertainment. You know why Jewish women don't get AIDS? Because they marry assholes, they don't screw them. Pardon me. Ladies and gentlemen, that's all for this afternoon. If I made you smile one time, I'm happy. I had a good time. I hope you did, too.
7 Jul 2013
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