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Male and female camels having intercourse. A jealous second male camel bites the buttocks of the first male camel.
19 Nov 2011
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The clip offered sex to hide information from ALI - G in Da House (2002) with Sacha Baron Cohen Having a bad day? Maybe I can help. Is it nippy outside? Very. What is you doing here? Let me show you. 'So today's main news again. 'The Prime Minister has resigned after the discovery of security tape 'showing him having perverse sexual intercourse with a prostitute. ' That's no prostitute, that's me ho! 'As of now the Deputy Prime Minister will be acting Prime Minister. ' That ain't fair, that weren't the PM. Where's the rest of the tape? My boss has locked it in a safe at Chequers, where it's staying. You won't get away with this. If you keep your mouth shut, David's willing to be very generous. I'm willing to be very generous. All that you have to do is keep your mouth... shut. I'm tuning up my engine, Ali. Fill me with petrol. I is gonna pump you with me five-star unleaded, aight! Let me see your nozzle. What? You wanna see me knob? All right. Let me lick you up and down Till you say stop Let me play with your body, baby Make you real hot Let me do all the things you want me to do Cos tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you
20 Nov 2011
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The clip Lieutenant's Mission Instructions from Sea of Love (1989) Don't lay a hand on them. Don't have intercourse with them. It's over. I'm not doing it. You converse, you get prints, and you split. You wear a wire. We'll have a sound van outside. Two-man backup at another table. Keep the restaurant receipts. I don't want to read about this in The Village Voice. What's with the backup and wire? What's she going to do... confess, shoot me? We're in a restaurant. To make me happy. Now, who's writing the ad? Who's the poet? Roses are red... violets are blue...
21 Nov 2011
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The clip charlie helps with the body from Barton Fink (1991) with John Goodman, John Turturro Jesus, Barton, what the hell is this? What are we going to do? Call the police. Hold on. I didn't do this. I did not do this! Hold on! Stop. Take a deep breath. Tell me what happened. I passed out! I don't know! Won't the police... Stop with the police! Wake up! This looks bad! They hang people for this! But I didn't do it. Don't you believe me? I believe you! I know you! Why should the police? Did you... Barton, between you and me, did you have sexual intercourse? Jesus, they can tell that. Got to believe me! They got to have mercy! You're in pictures, Barton. Even if they cleared you eventually, this would ruin you. Come on. Wait in the bathroom. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lordy. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my Lord. Ooh!
22 Nov 2011
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The clip Field practice from Animal House (1978) with Peter Riegert Come on, Mandy, I would tell you. Are you and Greg doing the dirty deed? Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse. Too bad. I think he's just dreamy. And one, two, three, four... Company, halt! Dress that line. Dress that line, mister! Dress that line, soldier. Mister, hold my mount. You fat, disgusting slob! You're a goddamned disgrace! A vicious mother, isn't he? He can't do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges. Redo those buttons! Dress that belt buckle! Straighten that cap! And goddamn it, tuck up those pyjamas! Attention! Eyes front! What's that on your chest, mister? It's a pledge pin, sir. A pledge pin! On your uniform?
22 Nov 2011
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The clip trying to hire joe for porn Part 2 from Orgazmo (1997) That certainly is a lot of money, but I'm afraid it goes against my beliefs. Thank you very mu-- Look, kid. You got me all wrong. This is not your average porno. This is a very touching script. It's a poignant story about some very important issues. But are there people having intercourse? Well, this is an adult film. Well, see, I can't do that. All right. Make it $7,000. It's very nice of you to offer me so much money, but-- Ten thousand. I can't. See, I have a fianc?e. And if she ever-- I got it. We'll use a stunt cock. Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time. All you have to concern yourself with is the crime fighting and the acting. But see, I'd still be acting in a pornographic movie. And that's what I-- Twenty thousand dollars. Excuse me? Twenty thousand dollars? Are you crazy? Twenty thousand dollars for two days' work? And you don't even have to fuck. I have to think about this. Can I think about this? Sure. We'll start first thing Monday morning. Well, I have to think about this. Yeah. You start at 10:00. I'm gonna think about this now. I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss. That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo. He's so prissy and wholesome. You watch. In a couple of weeks, I'll make that little mama's boy the biggest porn star in the country.
22 Nov 2011
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The clip Every Sperm Is Sacred - The Protestant from The Meaning of Life (1983) with Graham Chapman, Eric Idle So you see my problem, little ones. I can't keep you all here any longer. Speak up! I can't keep you all here any longer! God has blessed us so much I can't afford to feed you anymore. Couldn't you have your balls cut off? It's not as simple as that, Nigel. God knows all. He'd see through such a cheap trick. What we do to ourselves, we do to him. You could have had them pulled off in an accident. No. Children, I know you're trying to help, but believe me, my mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought... ...and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you. "Every sperm is sacred "Every sperm is great" Look at them. Bloody Catholics. Filling the bloody world up with people they can't afford to bloody feed. What are we, dear? Protestant, and fiercely proud of it. Why do they have so many children? Every time they have sexual intercourse they have to have a baby. But it's the same with us, Harry. What do you mean? I mean we've got two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice. That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted. Really? Yes. And what's more, because we don't believe... ...in all that papist claptrap, we can take precautions. What you mean, lock the door? No. I mean because we're members of the Protestant Reformed Church... ...which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy... ...in the mid-16th century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue. What do you mean? I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you. Oh, yes, Harry. And, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old fellow... ...I could ensure that when I came off, you would not be impregnated. That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual...
22 Nov 2011
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The clip "I'm his brother." Part 2 from Bowfinger (1999) with Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy I can't do it. What I like is Citizen Kane. Very good movie. What's good is Apocalypse Now. Godfather. Dr. Strangelove. Stanley Kubrick. A Clockwork Orange. Mr. Bowfinger. Mr. Bowfinger, I got something to tell you. I have something to tell you. Come over here. Can I talk first? All right, all right. Being Kit Ramsey's brother... ...sometimes it has its fringe benefits. How do you mean? You'll never guess who I had intercourse with in the van. Isn't that cool? She gave me the works. She is the most inventive girl. Can I see you in my office? Yeah, sure. She's so strong. She's pure power and speed. Real hot. I got an errand for you. Go to Starbucks, and I want you to get some coffee. Go to Starbucks and get some coffee. You're gonna need napkins for everybody. I got that. Call your brother, find out where he's going today. Find out where Kit's going. Then pick up pencils from store... Pencils from the store. Then sharpen the pencils. You got it? Yeah, I got it. Coffee, napkins, stationery, find out where my brother's going. Ride like the wind. I'm gone, man! Gone! I want to see you. We are finished. We are over. How come? You had sex with Jiff. So? Never thought of it that way. I'll see you tonight at 8:00? Okay.
27 Nov 2011
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The clip going to bed Part 2 from Going All the Way (1997) with Jeremy Davies, Rose McGowan She really gets into- She's so perfect. Does she love me? - It's too soon to know - Can I believe her? - Listen, I just... I just want you to understand... that, um... um... I'm just-I am com-completely- I'm-I'm-absolutely- I'm... I'm madly in- I'm in love with you. Um... but, I'm... I'm in love with you. I am-I am in love with you. But-but... I'm wanna go to bed with you. But? No, no, no buts. I'm wanna... I'm wanna go to bed with you. To bed to... Take a nap? No, I- So-so... we can... So we can have, uh, sexual intercourse. All right. Does she love me? - It's too soon to know -
29 Nov 2011
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The clip army formation in football field from Animal House (1978) with Peter Riegert Come on, Mandy, I would tell you. Are you and Greg doing the dirty deed? Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse. Too bad. I think he's just dreamy. And one, two, three, four... Company, halt! Dress that line. Dress that line, mister! Dress that line, soldier. Mister, hold my mount. You fat, disgusting slob! You're a goddamned disgrace! A vicious mother, isn't he? He can't do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges. Redo those buttons! Dress that belt buckle! Straighten that cap! And goddamn it, tuck up those pyjamas! Attention! Eyes front! What's that on your chest, mister? It's a pledge pin, sir. A pledge pin! On your uniform?
30 Nov 2011
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The clip Elizabeth and Colonel Fitzwilliam chat at the sermon from Pride & Prejudice (2005) with Tom Hollander Every mind must have some counsellor to whom it may apply for consolation in distress. There are many conveniences which others can supply and we cannot procure. I have in view those objects which are only to be obtained through intercourse... Forgive me, through the intercourse of friendship or civility. On such occasions, the proud man steps forth to meet you not with cordiality, but with the suspicion of one who reconnoitres an enemy... How long do you plan to stay? As long as Darcy chooses. I am at his disposal. Everyone appears to be. I wonder he does not marry and secure a lasting convenience of that kind. She would be a lucky woman. Really? Darcy is a most loyal companion. He recently came to the rescue of one of his friends. What happened? He saved him from an imprudent marriage. Who's the man? His closest friend, Charles Bingley. Did Mr Darcy give a reason for this interference? There were apparently strong objections to the lady. What kind of objections? Her lack of fortune? I think it was her family that was considered unsuitable. So he separated them? I believe so. I know nothing else.
3 Dec 2011
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The clip john works his charm from A Beautiful Mind (2001) with Josh Lucas, Anthony Rapp Good evening, Neils. Hey, Nash. Who's winning? You or you? Good evening, Nash. Hey, guys. Hey, Nash. He's looking at you for sure. Hey, Nash. Neils is trying to get your attention. You're joking. Oh, no. Go with God. Come back a man. Fortune favors the brave. Bombs away. Gentlemen, might I remind you that my odds of success... ...dramatically improve with each attempt? This is going to be classic. Maybe you want to buy me a drink. I don't know what I'm required to say... ...in order for you to have intercourse with me...
3 Dec 2011
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The clip exchange of fluids from A Beautiful Mind (2001) with Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly You don't talk much, do you? I can't talk to you about my work, Alicia. I don't mean work. I find that polishing my interactions... ...in order to make them sociable requires a tremendous effort. I have a tendency to expedite information flow... ...by being direct. I often don't get a pleasant result. Try me. All right. I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves towards me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities... ...before we have sex. I am proceeding with those activities... ...but in point of actual fact... ...all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. Are you going to slap me now? How was that result?
3 Dec 2011
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Twitter: *******twitter****/#!/Jille1995 Follow me (: this is ; the real slim shady: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "{*Eminem's vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals" Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes 1- I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Slady all the other Slim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Slady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady all you other slim shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Slady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records Well I do so "Fuck him and fuck you too!" You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear them argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me! Repeat 1 I'm like a head trip to listen to cuz I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerkin?but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? Repeat 1 Repeat 1 Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Slady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
5 Dec 2011
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Advertising Agency: GREY WORLDWIDE Düsseldorf, GERMANY Andreas Henke/Sacha Reeb - Chief Creative Officer Moritz Grub/Regner Lotz - Creative Director Janus Hansen - Copywriter Alphons Conzen/Frederico Gasparian/Reto Oetterli - Art Director Dennis Eichner - Producer Marco Koeditz - Account Manager Production Company: PARASOL ISLAND Düsseldorf, GERMANY Meike Mueller/Sara Dadras/Jack Gregory-Donald - Producer Charles Bals - Director Jonathan Wulfes - Sound Design/Arrangement Dino Figuera/Hiroaki Ando - Animation Brief Explanation: By showing absurd situations ending in intercourse this serie of print ads for MTV prove that sex is indeed never an accident and that there is no excuse for not using a condom. * EUROBEST FESTIVAL 2011: BRONZE * © GREY Worldwide GmbH 2011
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*******www.cherrytv**** Listen in to our guide to sex positions for orgasms. There are so many positions to get into during intercourse, yet only some work well for women to reach orgasm. Here we offer advice, and tips for finding and using the best
5 Feb 2012
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