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Eine Nacht in New York, ein Junge und ein Mädchen und viel Musik. Nick (MICHAEL CERA) stürzt sich als Bassist der Band The Jerk Offs kopfüber in die pulsierende Rockszene New Yorks, um zu vergessen, dass ihm gerade das Herz gebrochen wurde. Norah (KAT DENNINGS) steht kurz vor dem Wechsel ins College und stellt ihr gesamtes Leben in Frage. Und dann prallen die beiden verlorenen Seelen aufeinander. Obwohl sie zunächst nichts miteinander verbindet als der gleiche Musikgeschmack, begeben sich Nick und Norah zusammen in eine völlig unerwartete Nacht. Was als turbulente Suche nach dem Ort beginnt, an dem ihre Lieblingsband ein geheimes Konzert gibt, entwickelt sich rasant zu einem tollen ersten Date, nach dem nichts mehr ist, wie es davor gewesen war... In der Tradition von Kultfilmen wie "Juno", "High Fidelity" oder "Before Sunrise" ist NICK & NORAH – SOUNDTRACK EINER NACHT eine Ode an die erste Liebe, die Jugend, die Macht des Schicksals und New York. Basierend auf dem Roman von Rachel Cohn und David Levithan, hat Regietalent Peter Sollett ("Long Way Home – Sommer in New York") den Finger immer am Puls der Zeit und schickt seine Jungstars Michael Cera ("Juno", "Superbad") und Kat Dennings ("House Bunny", "Jungfrau (40), männlich, sucht...") auf eine hinreißend charmante und aberwitzige Reise durch die New Yorker Nacht. Begleitet von einem unvergesslichen Soundtrack mit angesagten Bands wie Vampire Weekend, Band of Horses und den Shout Out Louds erwartet Film- und Musikfans ein unvergessliches Kino-Erlebnis. Kinostart: 19. Februar 2009
11 Nov 2008
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Did you ever wonder what Downfall would have looked like if, instead of a professional actor, they hired some random jerk off the internet? Of course you didn't, but here's the answer anyway.
11 May 2009
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Yeah this one goes out to Officer Boner from the 6th Precinct from the West Village NYC for honking him. He was a total jerk-off.
20 Nov 2009
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Dave is a homeless homey that lives here in the San Fernando Valley. It appears he hates pedophiles and rapists and is NOT willing to jerk off men in massage parlors for his career. Oh well, the interview was still a success. Dave is a wonderful bum, full of thought,sincerity, and head lice. What a perfect combination of personal characteristics to share with some lucky lady!
17 Apr 2011
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I caught this kid Jerking off to Fat Ralf www.VerbalRapists****
7 Sep 2009
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The clip talking about jerking off from The Promotion (2008) Hey, Hardy. How you doin'? Doin' good. What'd you do last night? Went to the movies with my sister. You did? That sounds awesome. Yeah. Guess what. What? I'm growing a mustache. All right. That's cool. Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job in the store here. Thanks. You too, man. Keep it up. What's going on? Oh, nothing. Just... Hardy. It just gets sad sometimes. Do you know why Hardy's hand is powdered? Why? 'Cause retarded guys masturbate so much... that they rub the skin off their penises. It's just-They don't know better. Just-They have a hard time not jerkin' off. Hey. Hey, guys. Scott in? Yeah. I think Scott's in Receiving. Okay. I wanted to ask you a question about the application. No problem. I'll see you guys later, all right? Hey, fellas. What was he doing? Was he talking about jacking off? Richard? He was talking about jacking it? In front of customers? Jacking dicks? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
25 Nov 2011
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The clip talking to miri and jerking off lester Part 2 from Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) with Seth Rogen, Jason Mewes Or what your senior prom dress would've looked like had we gone but we decided not to, and we got drunk alone instead. Or that you washed your hair in the toilet. We're not fucking, Zack. Or that you're not fucking Zack-- What? I asked her to fuck me. She wouldn't do it. I even tried to talk her into giving me the fucking Dutch rudder. Shot me down on that too. And a Dutch rudder is? Don't know what a Dutch rudder--? All right, you grab your dick, then you have someone else work your arm. Here, let me show you. All right, grab my arm. I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm. Now work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Work it up and down. It's like someone else is jerking you off. Okay. There's the double Dutch rudder, which, I grab my dick, you grab your dick, you work my arm, I work your arm, same time. It's like jerking off together but not gay. We're not touching dicks, each other's dicks anyway. I'm touching my own dick. You're working it, and I'm loving it. It feels good, sir. Try me, come on. Sorry to change the subject on you, Lester, but if you're not fucking Miri, why is your dick out right now? Because I live here now, and I like to be naked. What? When you moved out, she couldn't afford to pay her rent by herself, so I moved in to help. But you just came out of her room. That's my room now. She moved in your old room. Wait, wait, wait. She changed rooms? Yeah, she said she did it because she missed the smell of you or some shit. I don't smell anything. But you know what? That probably means she loves you. Night, Zack. Night.
27 Nov 2011
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王家衛電影愛神片段Hot Scene from EROS by Wong Kar wai
29 Apr 2009
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*******GardenPartyMovie**** Want to be a personal assistant to a Hollywood Big Shot? Might not be a good idea to look for jobs on craigslist. Check out this job interview.
28 Apr 2009
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Wow..good job Will..
31 Jul 2009
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We caught our friend polishing his carrot while his mom was away.
6 Sep 2009
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6 Sep 2009
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Please don't make fun of me :( P.S. - This video was so fake and I'm not like this at all in real life
7 Sep 2009
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Guy goes to wake up friend only to find him spanking it before class (re-enactment/dramatization)
7 Sep 2009
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DERRICK COMEDY's feature film MYSTERY TEAM available NOW on DVD, digital and On Demand: *******www.mysteryteam-movie**** Click here to become a fan of MYSTERY TEAM on Facebook: *******
7 Nov 2011
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Dog jerking off
22 Oct 2008
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