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The clip Jim's parents surprising Jim at the dorms from American Pie 2 (2001) with Jason Biggs Sure you don't wanna go to my room? No. Why? My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone. all right. The door is locked. Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. Okay, yeah, sure. No strings attached, okay? It's just friendly goodbye sex. Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right. But you see, it's just that... we've never even had friendly hello sex. So do you not wanna do this? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, I do. Yeah. No, I definitely do. It's just that... you see, this is actually my first time. Well, not my first. It's my first time... since my first time. So, technically, that's my second time. And I don't- I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise- Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. I mean, girls like a guy with confidence. Hey, I'm confident. Oh, I am I'm absolutely, totally confident. Let's get naked. Okay. Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college. We popped a couple of beers... and he said, "Now, you're a man. " And today I get to say the same thing to my son. Honey, your speeches embarrass him. So, try and do what the kids say, and just be cool. I think I bring new meaning to the word "cool," honey. That's his dormitory up ahead. Turn over.
18 Nov 2011
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The clip Jim's parents surprising Jim at the dorms Part 2 from American Pie 2 (2001) with Jason Biggs, Eddie Kaye Thomas Can't bring alcohol in the dorms. Good. Thank you, Matt. I'm just here to surprise my son Jim. Now pin my leg up. What? Pin my leg up, like this. Maybe you can help me out, you know. Is that the one? No. There! Now I remember. I didn't do this for you. Thanks, dude. Where's my big guy? Oh, my God! Jesus! Jim, we got here a little early. Dad, get out! I'll wait in the car. Go, Dad! Oh, my- Jeez! Was that your dad? I'm so sorry. For your own edification... son, I'm not embarrassed. I am! It's a perfectly normal thing for two human beings to do. This is human nature- human nature at its best. Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I Well, not so much any more. Got your favourite. Oh, my God! They're fucking! Honey, honey, listen. I'm gonna take her- Please just go! Actually, if you wouldn't mind. Honey- I'll take her to the car. Hi, Mama. What? Natalie! I'm Jim's dad. You must be the parents of this young lady. I'm sorry I didn't get her name, but hopefully my son did... because I have not been here the whole time. Natalie, get dressed! Beer? Avert your eyes! Turn around! Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks? Oh, my God!
18 Nov 2011
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