From the movie Evan Almighty - Evan (Steve Carell) gives congressmen Long (John Goodman) a phony excuse for why his office is full of birds.
From the movie Evan Almighty - Evan (Steve Carell) is about to have an important meeting but his office has been with birds.
From the movie Evan Almighty - After dozens of wild animals enter the room, Evan (Steve Carell) explains to Congress that God has warned him about a disastrous flood.
From the movie Evan Almighty - While Congress decides the Public Land Act, Evan (Steve Carell) crashes his Ark full of animals straight into the Capitol Building.
From the movie Evan Almighty - All of the skeptics on land rush towards the ark as a giant flood surges towards their homes.
This holiday season, acclaimed filmmaker Cameron Crowe (Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous) directs an amazing and true story about a single dad who decides his family needs a fresh start, so he and his two children move to the most unlikely of places: a zoo. With the help of an eclectic staff, and with many misadventures along the way, the family works to return the dilapidated zoo to its former wonder and glory. -- In theaters December 23, 2011.
The clip it doesnt work from Evan Almighty (2007) with Steve Carell, Wanda Sykes
Yes, I'll tell him. Thank you.
I might need security. Thank you.
Can I help you?
Rita, it's me.
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter, but look like a Bee Gee?
Okay. All right.
Okay, that's great. It's longer.
Oh, my God. It is you.
Evan, what happened?
Did you fall in a mine shaft?
Did you just come out of a coma?
Were you attacked by a werewolf?
No, I wasn't.
Well, if you were going for that rugged look, you overshot it.
You look like a bum in a suit.
You need Super cuts and a shave.
Right! Yeah. But I can't. It doesn't work.
What do you mean, it doesn't work?
It doesn't work!
What? Are you shooting up Rogaine?
Rita, if Evan shows up... I'm sorry, sir. I'll be with you in just one...
Evan? Take it in. Take it in.
Okay, yeah, to answer any questions you may have,
I am going through adult puberty!
This is all temporary. Why did you bring me down here?
What was so important?
What is so important?
I've got a letter of intent here about Congressman Long's bill.
You remember that, don't you?
Well, you haven't been here and now he wants you to sign this in person, Evan!
No, I can't do that. Nope, nope, nope. Not gonna happen.
No. You can't do that. Not looking like that. You have to go shave!
I can't shave, Marty. When I shave, it grows back out.
That happens when you shave! But then you shave again!
You have no idea.
Evan, what is going on?
You're building something?
Well, I hope it's a barber shop.
Guys, I can't let Long see me this way, okay?
You're gonna have to tell him I'm sick. Just cover for me. Just help me out!
Sergeant Gerry Boyle is a small-town Irish cop with a confrontational personality, a subversive sense of humour, a dying mother, a fondness for prostitutes and absolutely no interest whatsoever in the international drug-smuggling ring that has brought FBI agent Wendell Everett to his door.
Boyle drifts through life, not much concerned about anything, not even the mysterious murder of a man in one of the town's holiday cottages. But when Everett shows Boyle the mugshots of four drug traffickers, he recognises one of them as the dead man.
And so the two cases converge, with a bemused Everett finding himself adrift in the decidedly original and sometimes surreal world of Sergeant Gerry Boyle, the last of the independents!
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Some teachers just don't give an F. For example, there's Elizabeth (Cameron Diaz). She's foul-mouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate. She drinks, she gets high, and she can't wait to marry her meal ticket and get out of her bogus day job. When she's dumped by her fiancé, she sets her plan in motion to win over a rich, handsome substitute (Justin Timberlake) -- competing for his affections with an overly energetic colleague, Amy (Lucy Punch). When Elizabeth also finds herself fighting off the advances of a sarcastic, irreverent gym teacher (Jason Segel), the consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, her coworkers, and even herself an education like no other. MPAA Rating: R Rated R for sexual content, nudity, language and some drug use. © 2011 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
The trailer for Cameron Crowe's new film. 'We Bought A Zoo' starring Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, and Thomas Haden Church.
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The clip it doesnt work Part 2 from Evan Almighty (2007) with Steve Carell, John Goodman
Come on, Evan, be reasonable. You got to get rid of that beard.
I need your face back. I need you back.
Can you at least tell me what you're building?
I'm building a boat. You're building a boat?
Look, you got to cover for me. I don't want anybody to see...
Congressman! There you are!
Congressman Long, I, I, I, I...
Stop stammering, son. We all play hooky from time to time.
I'm not gonna turn you in to the principal. Mostly because I am the principal.
What's with the veil? Did you get your new set of braces?
No, no. No. That's hilarious, though.
Would you drop that thing, son? I can't understand a word you're saying.
It's a wife thing, sir.
Just trying to spice up the love life.
She's a big Loggins and Messina fan.
Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real.
Would you excuse us for a moment?
The Congressman and I are going to have a little chat.
Nice, isn't it? Politics is dog-eat-dog,
but if you survive, they give you a bigger den. Have a seat.
So, tell me, Congressman, are you freaking out on me or what?
Oh, come on, son. I hand you your first cosponsor ship of a bill,
and when you finally show up you look like the fifth Beatle.
Now, you expect me to believe everything is hunky dory?
Well, sir, actually, things have been a little more dory.
Of course they are. I get it. You know anything about animals, son?
The clip the rain is coming Part 2 from Evan Almighty (2007) with Wanda Sykes, Jonah Hill
It kind of stopped raining.
Is that it?
What did I tell you? It's fine. It's over.
Hey, Ahab! This is it?
Your God experiencing a little water shortage?
It would appear Evan Baxter was right about the rain,
with a slight miscalculation as to the quantity.
The laugh is back! Fran Drescher's co-stars do their best Fran laugh impersonation on the set of Happily Divorced. Season 2 premieres Wednesday March 7th at 10:30PM/9:30C!
From the movie A Mighty Wind - The Folksmen are disappointed to hear the New Main Street Singers open with their signature tune “Never Did No Wanderin’” at the tribute concert.
From the movie 6 Month Rule - A womanizer teaches his clueless friend the rules about being single and avoiding emotional attachment.
Every morning, I feel the breeze
The sun washes over me..
The sound of water, the crashing sea
Is it only me..that feels alive
Its all ahead on me
'Cause it feels so right..
Jus open your eyes and see that..
Chorus: Life is beautiful [so beautiful]
So beautiful to me
Life can take you anywhere
You don't know where it leads you
But you know you're not alone
Just open your eyes and see that..
Life Is Beautiful - by Spongebob Squarepants..
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