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The clip junior's first baseball game from Problem Child (1990) First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who supported me in my race for Mayor. This is the Founders Day game. It doesn't matter who wins or loses, just so long as Big Ben wins for Mayor. When you hit one out and that scoreboard lights up, I want you to remember Big Ben. We go to the seventh inning tied. All right, somebody's gonna have to pinch-hit for Andy. OK, buddy, this is your big moment. Who, me? Of course you, Junior. I need you to bat. Get up, grab a helmet. Get a bat, that's a boy. But I don't know how to play baseball. Now is as good a time as any to learn. But what happens if... It doesn't matter what happens. The important thing is that you stand up there and take your cuts, OK? I'll be proud of you no matter how you do. Are you out of your mind, putting that little monster in the game? I'm on a campaign. Junior'll do just fine, Dad. You can do it, buddy. Nice little tie, moose breath. Bet you sell a lot of Girl Scout cookies wearing that. No batter, Cort. He's cute, isn't he? Strike one. If that kid wasn't adopted, I'd swear he was your real son. You weren't on the team the last time we beat you. The guy I'm staying with is the coach.
13 Nov 2011
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The clip junior's first baseball game Part 2 from Problem Child (1990) with John Ritter You mean that big dork who buys everyone ice cream. He is not a dork! Watch the pitcher, not the catcher, buddy, come on! My new car! Oh, my God! Shake it off. Tighten up that grip, all right? Meet the ball. Hold onto the bat, OK? Come on, boy! Good idea. Yeah, hold on to the bat. Son of dork, son of dork! Son of dork! Oh, no. Drop the bat, son! That's no good! You can't do that. Whoa! Drop the bat, Junior! Are you nuts? Whoa! Come on, I got something for you! Ow! Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown! We've adopted Satan. I don't now what you could've been thinking about! We've done all we can.
13 Nov 2011
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