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The clip Answering Machine from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jeff Bridges Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't want to be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the round, I don't know, maybe forfeit it to us. So, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning. Tell Walter. I'm sorry. Mr. Lebowski, this is Brandt at, well, at Mr. Lebowski's office. Please call us as soon as it's convenient. Mr. Lebowski, this is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal Bowling League, and I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws and also article 27 of the league Dude, I.. finally got.. I got the, the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle, at Crane Jackson's fountain street theater on Tuesday night, and, well, I�d love it if you came and gave me notes. I'll be there, man. tomorrow's already the 10th. Far out. Oh. all right, ok. Just, just slip the rent under my door.
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The clip Answering Machine Part 2 from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Philip Seymour Hoffman ...serious infraction and examine your standing. Thank you. Mr. Lebowski, Brandt again. Please do call us as soon as you get in, and I'll send a limo. I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug.. Which, I assure you, is not a problem. We need your help, and... Well, we'd very much like to see you. Thank you. it's Brandt. We've had some terrible news.
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The clip The Dude's Dream from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman year-olds, Dude. The man in me will do Nearly any task And as for compensation There's little he will ask Take a woman like you To get through To the man in me The storm clouds are raging All around my door I think to myself I might not take it anymore Take a woman like your kind To find The man in me
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The clip The Dude's Dream Part 2 from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Philip Seymour Hoffman What a wonderful feeling Just to know that you are near... They called about 80 minutes ago.
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The clip The Dude with The Policemen from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, Christian Clemenson Green. Some, brown or... Rust coloration. And was there anything of value in the car? ...a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a... my briefcase. In the briefcase? .. papers. You know just papers. You know, my papers. Business papers. And what do you do, Sir? I'm unemployed. My rug was also stolen. Your rug was in the car? No, here. Separate incidents? Do you find them much, these stolen cars? Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck, though. Or the Creedence. Well, what about... The briefcase? Mr. Lebowski, I'd like to see you. Call when you get home, and I'll send a car for you. My name is Maude Lebowski. I'm the one who took your rug. Guess we can close the file on that one.
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The clip Traffic Boom from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges That wasn't her toe, Dude. Whose toe was it, Walter? How the fuck should I know? I do know that nothing about it indicates Man, the nail polish, Walter. Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, Apply it To someone else's toe. Someone else's Where the fuck are they gonna get You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon, with nail polish. These fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Now, the point is They're gonna kill her, Walter, And then they're gonna kill me. Dude... That's... That's just the stress talking, man. Now so far we have what appears to me To be a series of victimless crimes. What about the toe? Forget about the fucking toe! Excuse me, sir, Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant. Oh, please, dear. For your information, the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint! Walter, this is not a first amendment thing. If you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant! All right, I'm outta here. Hey, Dude, don't go away, man. Come on, this affects all of us, man. Our basic freedoms! I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.
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The clip The Dude's Threateneds from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, Flea : The Dude is not in. : Leave a message after the beep. : Thanks, man. Mr. Lebowski, this is duty officer Rolvaag of the LAPD. We've recovered your automobile. It can be claimed at the North Hollywood auto circus there on Victory. Far out, man. Far fucking out! This is a private residence, man. Ah, nice marmot. Ve vant the money, Lebowski. You think ve are kidding Or making with the funny stuff? There are things you haven't dreamed of, Lebowski. Ja. Ve believe in nothing. He believes in nothing, Lebowski, nothing. and tomorrow ve come back and ve cut off your chonson. Excuse me? I said we'll cut off Your Johnson! Just think about that, Lebowski. Ja, your viggly penis, Lebowski. Ja, and maybe we stomp on it and sqoosh it, Lebowski.
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The clip The Dude Gets His Car Back from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, Mike Gomez It was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment. Oh, man, lodged where? You're lucky she didn't get chopped, Mr. Lebowski. Must've been a joyride situation. They abandoned the vehicle once they hit the retaining wall. Oh, my fucking briefcase! Man, it's not here. Shit! Yeah, I saw that on the report. Sorry. You gotta get in on the other side. The side-view was found on the road by the car. You're lucky they left the tape deck, though, And the Creedence. Aw, Jesus! What's that smell, man? Probably a vagrant slept in the car or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on. Are you gonna find these guys or, you know, I mean, you got any promising, uh, leads or... Leads? Yeah. Sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They, got 4 more detectives Working on the case. They got us working in shifts. Leads. My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me
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The clip The Dude Crashed His Car from The Big Lebowski (1998) Just got home from Illinois Lock the front door, oh, boy Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch Imagination sets in Pretty soon I'm singin' Doo doo doo Lookin' out my back door There's a giant doing cartwheels A statue wearin' high heels Look at all the happy creatures Dancin' on the lawn A dinosaur Victrola Listenin' to Buck Owens Doo doo doo Lookin' out my back door Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band Wondrous apparition Provided by magician Doo doo doo Lookin' out my back door Tambourines and elephants Are playing in the band Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon? Doo doo doo Bother me tomorrow Today I'll buy no sorrows Doo doo doo Lookin' out my back door
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The clip Walter Crashes Neighbor's Car from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges Little language problem here. The little prick's stonewalling me. What... are you doing, man? What are you doing? Here you go, Larry. You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry! This is what happens, Larry! You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens. You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens, Larry! No! This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger What the fuck are you doing, man?! Stop it! I just bought that fucking car last week! Whoa, whoa, whoa... I'm gonna fuckin' kill you! I just bought the fucking car last week! I'll kill your fucking car, man! No! No! Hey! Hey! That's not his hey! God damn it! You like that? I kill your fucking car!
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The clip Jackie Treehorn wants to see The Dude from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges I accept your apology. No. I just.. Want to handle it by myself from now on. That has nothing to do with it. Yes, the car made it home. You're calling me at home. it did not look like... Larry was about to crack. Well, that's your perception. You know, Walter, you're right. There is an unspoken message here. It's fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone! Yeah, I'll be at practice. Pin your diapers on, Lebowski. Jackie Treehorn wants to see you. Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are. Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski. You're not dealing with morons here.
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The clip Thrown Out Of Cab from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, Ajgie Kirkland I want to sleep with you in the desert tonight With a billion stars all around Jesus... Man, could you change the channel? Fuck you, man! if you don't like my music, get your own fucking cab! I had a really rough I'll pull over and kiss your ass out. Man, come on, I had a rough night, And I hate the fucking eagles, man. Out of my fucking cab! Devil-may-care And I'm the devil with love to spare So viva, Las Vegas Viva, Las Vegas
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The clip League Game Moved Wednesday from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Steve Buscemi Sure, you'll see some tank battles. But fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle. I mean 'nam was a foot soldier's war. Whereas, this thing should, you know, should be a piece of cake. I mean, I had an M16, Jacko. Not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball. Yeah. That's fuckin' combat. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary. Who's in pajamas, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. Whereas, what we have here... Lots of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse on a soviet tank. This.. is not a worthy Hey! What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit! I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you not fooling me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. It's bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I'll fuck you in the ass Next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby. He's cracking.
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The clip Expensive Urn from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Hello, gentlemen. You are the bereaved? Yeah, man. Francis Donnelly. Pleased to meet you. Jeff Lebowski. Walter Sobchak. The Dude, actually, is, Excuse me? Oh, nothing. Yes, I understand you're taking away the remains. We have the urn. I assume this is credit card. What's this? That's for the urn. Don't need it. We're Scattering the ashes. Yes, so we Were informed. However, we must, Of course, Transmit the remains To you in a receptacle. This is $180. It is our most modestly priced receptacle. Can we just.. $180? They range up to 3,000.
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The clip Expensive Urn Part 2 from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges Can't we just rent it from you? Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house. We're scattering the fucking ashes! Look, just because we're bereaved, Doesn't make us saps! Sir, please, lower your voices. Man, don't you have, you know, Something else we could put him in, you know? That is our most modestly priced receptacle. God damn it! Is there a Ralph�s around here?
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The clip Credits from The Big Lebowski (1998)
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