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The clip Jesus flashback from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Steve Buscemi When he moved to Hollywood, He had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast. What's a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny.
21 Nov 2011
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The clip Jesus tease from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges This whole fuckin' thing. I did not watch my buddies die facedown in the mud so that this fucking strumpet, This fucking whore I don't see any connection to Vietnam, man. Well, there's a literal connection. No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. Your roll. Have it your way, but my point is Your roll. Your roll. My point is Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you roll your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. Well... you know, that's just like... Your opinion, man. Let me tell you something, pendejo, you pull any crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull The fuckin' trigger till it goes click. Jesus. You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 8
21 Nov 2011
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The clip Hand-off from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges You see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs! Hey, Walter, will you just shut the fuck up? Don't say peep while I'm doin' business here, man. Ok, Dude, have it your way. But they're amateurs. Ok, we proceed. But only if there's no funny stuff. So no funny stuff, ok? Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go. That was the sign, man. So all we gotta do is get her back, No one's in a position to complain, And we keep the baksheesh. Yeah, terrific, Walter, but you haven't told me how we're gonna get her back. Where is she? That's the simple part, Dude. We make the hand-off, I grab one of 'em, beat it out of him. Yeah. That's a great plan. Walter, that's fucking ingenious, If I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch. That's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong. If there's one thing I learned in 'nam, it's You're coming to a wooden bridge. When you cross the bridge, you throw the bag from the left window of the moving car. You're being watched. What'd he say? Where's the hand-off? There is no fuckin' hand-off, man. At the wooden bridge, we throw the money out of the car. We throw the money out of the moving car. No, we can't do that, Dude. That fucks up our plan. Well, call 'em up and explain it to them, Walter. Your plan is so fuckin' simple I'm sure they'll fuckin' understand it. That's the beauty of it. Wooden bridge, huh? I'm throwin' the money, Walter. We're not fuckin' around, man. Ok, Dude, bridge is comin' up. Give me the ringer, chop-chop. Fuck that, Walter. I love ya, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact
21 Nov 2011
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The clip Getting Walter involved from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Where the fuck are you goin', man? Take the ringer. I'll drive. What? The what? The ringer. The ringer, Dude. Have they Called yet? What the What the hell is this? My dirty undies, Dude. Laundry. The whites. Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies, man. That's right, Dude. The weight. The ringer cannot look empty. Walter, what the fuck are you thinking, man? You're right, Dude. I got to thinking. I got to thinking why should we settle for a measly fuckin' 20 grand We? What the fuck we? You said you just wanted to come along. My point, Dude, is why should we settle for 20 grand when we can keep the entire million? Am I wrong? Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a fuckin' game, man. Oh, but it is a game. You said so yourself. She kidnapped herself. I said I thought Dude here. Who is this? Dude the bagman, man. Where do you want us to go? Us? Yeah, you know, me and the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car, and talking on the phone all by my Shut the fuck up! Dude, are you fuckin' this up? Who is that? That is the driver. I told you What the fuck's goin' on? Walter! What the fuck is goin' on? He hung up, man! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands, man. Easy, Dude. We're screwed now. We don't get shit. They're gonna kill her. We're fucked, Walter. Nothing is fucked, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back. Look, she kidnapped
21 Nov 2011
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The clip Shomer Shabbos from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Steve Buscemi, John Goodman How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? I'm Shomer Shabbos. What's that, Walter? Yeah, and in the meantime, What do I tell Lebowski? Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, The jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fuckin' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer Shabbos! Shomer fucking Shabbos. Oh, fuck! That's it! I'm outta here. Oh, come on, Dude. Look, you just tell him Tell him we made the drop, and everything went, you know... Oh, yeah, how'd it go? Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up. Walter, we didn't make the fuckin' hand-off, man. They didn't get the fuckin' money! And they're gonna.. They're gonna kill that poor woman. They're gonna kill that poor woman Hey, Walter, if you can't ride in a car, how do you get around on shammos? Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. What can they do to her? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, And meanwhile, look at the bottom line. Who's sittin' on a million fucking dollars? Who's got a fuckin' million fuckin' dollars sitting in the trunk of our car? Our car, Walter? And what do they got? My dirty undies. My fuckin' whites. Say, Dude. Where is your car? Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your car, Dude? You don't know, Walter? It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it. You fuckin' know it's been stolen. Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. Oh, fuck it. Where you goin', Dude? I'm goin' home, Donny. Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny.
21 Nov 2011
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The clip Fight the Germans from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges Ok, so we take ze money you haf on you And we calls it even. Fuck you. Hey, no, come on, Walter, come on. We're ending this thing cheap, man. No, what's mine is mine. Oh, come on, Walter. No funny stuff. All right, all right, I got, Uh, 4 bucks, almost 5. I got $18. What's mine is mine. We fuck you up, man. We takes the money. Come and get it. We fuck you up. Show me what you got, nihilist. I fuck you. Walter, come on, he's got a sword. Fucking dipshit with a 9-toed woman. Fuck you! Fuck you! I fuck you up! Take it easy, man. Here's the $4.00. I got a fucking ball, man. Anti-semite! I fuck you in ze ass. I fuck you in ze ass. I fuck you! I fuck you! We got a man down, Dude. God, they shot him, man. No, Dude. They shot Donny? There weren't any shots fired. It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude. I'd go myself, but I�m pumping blood. Might pass out. Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. We got help choppering in.
21 Nov 2011
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The clip Donnie's lament from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman Donny was a good bowler And a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died... as so many men of his generation, Before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Lan Doc, and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. So did Donny. Donny who loved bowling.
21 Nov 2011
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The clip Epilogue from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, Sam Elliott I wondered if I'd see you again. I wouldn't miss the semis? How have things been going? Oh, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. Yeah. Thanks, Gary. Well, take care, man. Gotta get back. I know that you will. Yeah, well, The Dude abides. The Dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there, The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals. Well, that about does her. Wraps her all up. Things seemed to have worked out pretty good for The Dude and Walter. And it was a pretty good story, Don't you think? Made me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway. I didn't like seeing Donny go. But then I happen to know That there's a little Lebowski on the way. I guess that's how the whole darn human comedy keeps perpetuating itself down through the generations. westward in the wagons, and across the sands of time until we
21 Nov 2011
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The clip Epilogue Part 2 from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Sam Elliott Oh, look at me. I'm ramblin' again. Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. Catch ya later on down the trail. Say, friend, you got any more of that good Sarsaparilla?
21 Nov 2011
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The clip Opening Credits from The Big Lebowski (1998) The man in me will do Nearly any task And as for compensation There's a little he would ask Take a woman like you To get through To the man in me The storm clouds are raging All around my door I think to myself I might not take it anymore Take a woman like your kind To find the man in me But, oh What a wonderful feeling Just to know that you are near That sets my heart a-reelin' From my toes Up to my ears The man in me will hide sometimes To keep from being seen But that's just because He doesn't want to turn into some machine Take a woman like you
28 Nov 2011
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The clip The Dude Meets Bunny from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jeff Bridges Well, enjoy, and perhaps we'll see you again sometime, Dude. Yeah, sure, if I'm in the neighborhood, You know, and... I need to use the John. Blow on them. Go ahead, blow. You want me to blow on your, toes? I can't blow that far. Are you sure he won't mind? He really doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. Oh, and that must be exhausting. You're not blowing. Our guest has to be getting along, Mrs. Lebowski. Oh, you're Bunny. I'll suck your cock for $1,000. Wonderful woman. We're all.. we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Brandt can't watch, though, Or he has to pay 100. .. that's marvelous. Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
28 Nov 2011
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The clip Gun Threat in League Game from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Steve Buscemi, John Goodman Slamming them tonight. You guys are dead in the water. All right! Way to go, Donny! If you will it, it is no dream. You're fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that? Theodore Herzel. The state of Israel. If you will it, Dude, It is no dream. What the fuck you talking about, man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier? Oh, Cynthia�s dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling? What do you mean, "brought it bowling"? I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a fucking beer, he's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it? First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. The fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry, Smokey, you were over the line. That's a foul. Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude. Uh, excuse me, mark it zero. Next frame. Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude. Smokey, this is not 'nam, this is bowling. There are rules. Hey, Walter, come on, it's just Hey, man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little. You know, it's just a game, man. This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round-robin. Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't over. Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an 8. Smokey, my friend, You're entering a world of pain. Walter, man. You mark that frame an 8, You're entering a world of pain. A world of pain. Look, Dude, this is your partner. Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here
28 Nov 2011
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The clip Gun Threat in League Game Part 2 from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Jeff Bridges who gives a shit about the rules?! Mark it zero! They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. Mark it zero! Walter, put the piece away. You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero! All right, it's fucking zero. You happy, you crazy fuck? It's a league game, Smoke.
28 Nov 2011
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The clip Take It Easy from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman You can't do that, man. These guys, you know, they're like me. They're pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector. You know, Dude, I, myself, dabbled in pacifism at one point, not in 'nam, of course. And you know he's got emotional problems, man. You mean, beyond pacifism? He's fragile, Very fragile. Huh. I did not know that. .. it's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. Am I wrong? You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole! Ok, then. We play Quintana and O�Brien next week. They should be pushovers. Man, will you just Just take it easy, man. You know, that's your answer for everything, Dude. And let me point out something. Pacifism is not look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind. Just take it easy, man. I'm perfectly calm, Dude. Yeah, waving the fucking gun around? Calmer than you are. Will you just take it easy? Calmer than you are.
28 Nov 2011
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The clip Answering Machine from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jeff Bridges Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't want to be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the round, I don't know, maybe forfeit it to us. So, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning. Tell Walter. I'm sorry. Mr. Lebowski, this is Brandt at, well, at Mr. Lebowski's office. Please call us as soon as it's convenient. Mr. Lebowski, this is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal Bowling League, and I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws and also article 27 of the league Dude, I.. finally got.. I got the, the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle, at Crane Jackson's fountain street theater on Tuesday night, and, well, I�d love it if you came and gave me notes. I'll be there, man. tomorrow's already the 10th. Far out. Oh. all right, ok. Just, just slip the rent under my door.
28 Nov 2011
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The clip Answering Machine Part 2 from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Philip Seymour Hoffman ...serious infraction and examine your standing. Thank you. Mr. Lebowski, Brandt again. Please do call us as soon as you get in, and I'll send a limo. I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug.. Which, I assure you, is not a problem. We need your help, and... Well, we'd very much like to see you. Thank you. it's Brandt. We've had some terrible news.
28 Nov 2011
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