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masterbation is a sin jesus says 2 produced and filmed by Travis Johnson
9 Dec 2008
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news video with a kangaroo masterbating
23 Dec 2009
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THIS IS A VIDEO I DID 12 YEARS AGO AND TALKED ABOUT MASTERBATION AS AN ART
19 Jul 2010
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LostInGreek is directly translating old Greek sayings and phrases to English and laughing at the translated nonsense. Subscribe to be reminded of old Greek people Greek To English Translations Gone Wrong: "Your Masterbated" Follow us on Twitter = *******twitter****/lostingreek Facebook = *******tinyurl****/6om75tn
6 Feb 2012
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I LOVE IT.. LOVE IT... A NUT A DAY KEEPS THE BITCH AWAY AND I DONT NEED A MAN TO GET IT www.youtube****/nalawest
28 May 2007
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I LOVE IT.. LOVE IT... A NUT A DAY KEEPS THE BITCH AWAY AND I DONT NEED A MAN TO GET IT www.youtube****/nalawest
28 May 2007
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I LOVE IT.. LOVE IT... A NUT A DAY KEEPS THE BITCH AWAY AND I DONT NEED A MAN TO GET IT www.youtube****/nalawest
27 May 2007
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Excited Ape in safari park Liverpool England 1995
7 Jan 2009
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A demonstration of the latest Nintendo Wii game.
7 Jul 2010
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Kevin doing his thing up until Vinny walks in!!!
7 Aug 2010
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BURGER KING I AM MAN SPOOF ABOUT MASTERBATION www.youtube****/nalawest
28 May 2007
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Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" the opening joke is based off of a jim gaffigan joke (i apologize i meant to acredit him) thank you for you criticism. once again i apologize, EVERYTHING else is original lyrics below "beat" and lyrics by bo burnham Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat. Dont womanize cause you no its true that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too Mother effin suffrage! You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke, but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat. Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life, cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike. 3.14 apple pi, i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye. and by "it" i mean contact lense 3.14 apple pi, I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry. George bush wont he jsut yell and rant but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight, I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate. We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste, cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste. the taste of my weiner! (snap) 3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why, Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection. I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half. dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice, How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice... of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high... Heres a confession its all about me, Heres my impression of a broken jet ski. Here come the puns. All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me? know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3. I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife. Snorted that shit and i got high on Life. A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense. I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense. big finale... you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it, Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet. Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning. Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens. And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise. you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it, Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it. apple pi copyright boburnham
20 Jan 2009
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The Zaz's Matt Zaller sits down for a chat with comic actor Craig Robinson from Zach and Miri Make A Porno. This plays less like an interview and more like a improv sketch...lots of shoe smelling and masterbation
26 Feb 2009
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*******www.happyendingonline**** - I have tested many hand held masterbators (pocket pal sex toy) on the market today and the Cyberskin Action View Pussy Stroker ranks up near the top. From its translucent design to its realistic cyberskin feel this pocket pal is made for a man. All you guys out ther that are visually stimulated (is there any other kind?), this sex toy is for you. The design is two layered. The pussy is made of virtual touch Cyberskin, which is soft to the touch and feels just like real skin. While the body of the masterbator has a tight ribbed design and is translucent so that you can watch each intense stroke. Cyberskin Ice Action View Pussy Stroker Many pocket pal sex toys are odly shaped and hard to hold, the Cyberskin Action View Stroker fits perfectly in the palm of your hand and allows for easy slide and glide action. Not only do you get a nice tight fit but it also allows you to hit all the right spots at the same time. Guys you know we don't clean up the mess!! Thats another great benefit of the Cyberskin Action View Pussy Stroker. It has an open ended design that makes cleaning easy and quick. The Cyberskin Action View Stroker is made with ingredients from FDA approved lists and contains NO PVC, latex, or phthalates, so rest assured, you are completely safe with this sex toy. So you like the sound of this toy but it's not quite the body part your looking for? That's OK, This product line also has a Cyberskin Action View Blowjob Stroker and Ass Stroker. So what ever you're into, the Cyberskin Action View Stroker has just what you need. There are always ways to enhance your experience with your sex toys, the formula, however, depends on the user. No pocket pal is complete without the best lubricant on the market, you know it, Astroglide. Couple your masterbator and astroglide with a vibrating cockring and you are now achieving orgasms you thought impossible.
3 May 2010
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*******tinyurl****/Self-Pleasure-Secrets "Forbidden Insights Into The Mind Of A Free Thinking, Sexually Satisfied Woman..." And How YOU Can Use These Body-Quivering Secrets To Enjoy A More Fulfilling, Ultra-Satisfying Life... “The Long-Term Effects Are Astonishing...” But you see, once I'd been taught the key to self-pleasure by my good friend Holly, I began to notice other changes in my life. I was no longer timid around men. Somehow, perhaps because I no longer needed them to feel "worthy", I was more relaxed and confident around them. And this in turn increased my attractiveness, I started to get comments about how "pretty" and "sexy" I was looking... and this was without changing any of my style, clothes or make-up. I guess feeling sexy makes you look sexy too. This increase in confidence led to me getting a raise in my job... I now work alongside my boss and command a bigger salary. Plus I'm no longer a wallflower at parties and my social life has gone through the roof. I'm convinced... discovering the art of self-pleasure made me a sexier, more attractive, more confident and - in the end - wealthier girl. Wait 'til you discover the secrets for yourself, I can't wait to hear about your results... You'll find out... *******bit.ly/c4gVvV pleasure, pleasure for, self pleasure, masterbate, pleasure woman, pleasure women, women'secrets, woman for, secret woman, secrets tips, secrets on, pleasure guide, hot woman, secrets for,
31 Jul 2010
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Part 1- The Hills of Pagoda. The real urban legend and the disappearance of the White Rock Lake Ghost i.e. "The Lady of the Lake" who has been accused of wearing haute coutre dresses, lingerie, and a wedding gown from Neiman Marcus in Dallas, Texas. She disappears after getting in your car being wet from draowning in the lake and looking for the driver of the motorvehicle. Rock song The Scientist explanation. Transparency of the U.S. flag having the sun to shine through the red, white, and blue. Politicians have scoffed at the video, and made rhetorical ploys, like they want to see through the dress of flagmaker Betsy Ross, wearing a see through transparent dress, and insider celeb actress, and because of stating the need for transparency, as if I'm being unpatriotic, which reverse discrimination comes into play, stating she has a right according to the courts, and her attorney, to defraud me of a lot of wealth & money each of the times she masterbates having thoughts of me, which is a lie, because she has become a stated bisexual lesbian.
11 Jul 2011
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