The clip meeting Gaylord's father Part 2 from Meet the Fockers (2004) with Dustin Hoffman, Robert De Niro
And I'm Bernard Focker, Gaylord's father,
and we're all grownups here and we shake hands like men.
Oh, we're just playing here.
Give me some love.
We're family now.
What're you so shy about? Come here.
Oh, wow. Look at those pecs.
Wow! You're harder than sheetrock.
Now tell me the truth.
You work out with weights, right?
Well, I do various calisthenics.
Some medicine-ball training, I play bimonthly football.
Oh, footie-footie football?
I was just, uh, practicing my Capoeira. What?
Oh, Capoeira. Yeah.
The Brazilian martial art of dance fighting. Yes.
He knows what that is. Yeah.
You know, I've been doing it for weeks.
I'm really into it.
It keeps me level.
Because sometimes I get wound up so tight,
I could just snap.
You know what I mean?
What is that? What is that?
Is there a baby on board?
That's a baby. Yes, yes.
Yeah. Hmm-mmm. It was all in the message.
Hey, Moses, go ahead,
say hello to your future in-laws.
No, no, he's harmless.
And yeah, fixed. Moses.
The clip meeting Gaylord's father Part 3 from Meet the Fockers (2004) with Dustin Hoffman, Ben Stiller
That's all right.
Just shake him off.
Oh, no. Don't shake. He likes the shaking.
Moses, get off!
No, don't worry. The pink part didn't get on you.
Moses, go, get in your basket. Go!
He's all talk.
Who's this little guy?
This is our grandson, Little Jack.
Oh, little baby.
How are you, Little Jack?
Hey, Dad, don't... don't... don't infantilize him.
Just talk to him like a person.
What are you talking about? He's a baby.
I want to talk to him like he's a baby.
He likes me.
When Roz's dad died, I said:
"Hey, we're freezing our tushies off here in Detroit."
You know, "Let's head south
and get some year-round fun in the sun."
This house is over a 100 years old, so...
Dad. Dad, you continue the tour.
I'm gonna tell Mom we're here, okay?
Oh! The upstairs bathroom is on el fritzo.
So we're all gonna have to share this one for now.
Since there's a water scarcity on the island,
we kind of abide by the "if it's yellow let it mellow,
if it's brown flush it down" policy.
Oops. Forgot my own rule.
The RV has paid for itself already.
All right, kids.
The clip meeting gaylord's father Part 2 from Meet the Fockers (2004) with Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand
It's not right. Bern, let it go.
Let it go? Fine.
Yeah, let it go.
Look at you, sulking.
Now, look at this. I married a teenager. Right?
At least you have the libido of a teenager.
I gave her a little matinee today...
Oh! Don't you dare! Stop it!
How about a double feature?
Come on. Come on.
Lagoon? Why don't we go show them the lagoon?
The lagoon. Come see the lagoon.
The lagoon, Jack. Come on.
We'll get drunk,
we'll take a piss in the lagoon.